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Chiefs Pantalones · 09-01-2011, 10:30 PM

Now that the preseason is over finally, the real bullets start to fly!

Who wins? What matchups can we take advantage of? How do we matchup with their offense, defense, special teams?

We must beat them. My wife's aunt is a big fan and she's as annoying as their uniforms.

**BossChief** · 09-06-2011, 11:42 PM

KC 17
Buffalo 10

KC
Passing 95 yards 12-15 1td 1int (classic Cassel)
Rushing 220 yards

Buffalo
Passing 175 yards 18-27 1td 2int
Rushing 95 yards

BigRock · 09-06-2011, 11:46 PM

GAME ANALYSIS:

The Bills pollywhomped us a few years ago, I don't remember when. Was it a Thigpen game? I think he shit the bed pretty hard. I also remember Charles beating Kawika Mitchell for a TD so bad it was like Jamaal came home and Kawika didn't have his dinner ready on time. Is Kawika still in the league? Anyway, who cares, that was years ago.

Then they beat us in Cassel's first year. I remember Cassel had Chris Chambers for the game winning TD and Chambers dropped it. That was some bullshit.

Everyone says the game was close last year, but I think we were ****ing the pooch on that afternoon. We passed on a short FG, I think because of the wind, and then Cassel got sacked on 4th down like a loser. One of 400 how-to-play-like-a-loser plays he made that day.

Then Buffalo got the ball late with a chance to go ahead, literally didn't have to do anything except not screw up, and their QB Fitz Patrick unloaded the single worst pass ever before seen, a big floating duck right into the chest of Eric Berry. That was pretty funny.

I see this game being close. I don't think the running game is in sync yet, but Romeo will send Hali and Houston to rape and pillage. Maybe we get a turnover that sets up a short score.

Then Gailey will pull some Thiggy Brad Smith trickery out of his ass, leading to a Bills score. From the other sideline, Haley will be like "HEY CHAN, **** YOU!!!" while giving him the double bird. Which, coincidentally, is exactly how he fired him.

The flashback will rattle Chan and he'll make some dumb call that blows up in their face, letting us seal it late.

KC: 6
Buffalo: 3

BillsFan21 · 09-06-2011, 11:46 PM

Why are Canadians afraid of the dark?

feldspar · 09-06-2011, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

When was the last time you won one? I'll be sitting here choking on the anticipation of your answer there, Thurmon.

I only brought that up in response to an attack on the Bills' Super Bowl losses. The point being that Chiefs fans shouldn't talk either, unless you want to hang your hat on what happened in 1970. Hell, while you are at it, you could brag about how the Chiefs beat the Bills for an AFL Championship only a few years before that.

That's all ancient history.

OCinBuffalo · 09-06-2011, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

WTF are you talking about? I'd assume swords could beat leaves.

(I'm kidding... but only slightly.)

We have dominated the Leafs the last 10 years as badly as the Pats have dominated us.

Please don't make me explain why they are the Leafs and not Leaves. Let them do that. I was tired of that story in elementary school.

**Easy 6** · 09-06-2011, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRock

GAME ANALYSIS:
KC: 6
Buffalo: 3

This is totally possible.

Discuss Thrower · 09-07-2011, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM

Why do Canadiens do it doggystyle.....

So they can boat watch the hockey games. /canadian accent

**Rausch** · 09-07-2011, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free

This is totally possible.

I doubt it.

Chan seems to have a major hard on for beating Haley.

Fair enough.

And he's one of the best there is at taking $#it and making it shine. Plus he's good for one of those double-wr-reverse-flea-flicker-super-whut-teh-fug plays for a TD every other week or so.

I don't like facing a Gailey offense, I don't like playing in Denver, and I don't like playing the Colts in the playoffs...

**Easy 6** · 09-07-2011, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

I doubt it.

Chan seems to have a major hard on for beating Haley.

Fair enough.

And he's one of the best there is at taking $#it and making it shine. Plus he's good for one of those double-wr-reverse-flea-flicker-super-whut-teh-fug plays for a TD every other week or so.

I don't like facing a Gailey offense, I don't like playing in Denver, and I don't like playing the Colts in the playoffs...

Every word here is flat truth, Chan loves him some gimmicks & knows how to pull them off.

Its gonna be a tough game, a day or so ago i said 13-7... its changed to 13-10, ugly day all around.

KCrockaholic · 09-07-2011, 01:10 AM

So I see the short bus stopped at Chiefsplanet. Enjoy your 5 days, and back to your troll hole once it's over. The usual process fellas.

ngoc · 09-07-2011, 02:23 AM

Bills 6, Chiefs 20

NJChiefsFan · 09-07-2011, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OCinBuffalo

We have dominated the Leafs the last 10 years as badly as the Pats have dominated us.

Please don't make me explain why they are the Leafs and not Leaves. Let them do that. I was tired of that story in elementary school.

Who doesn't dominate the Leafs? Real question is, did you overpay for Leino? Or is Meyer going to step up for the U.S. next Olympics.

brand1zz1e · 09-07-2011, 02:28 AM

Hey, first post here. I'd like to join in the fun.

Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills.

Q. If the Buffalo Bills left to Toronto, what other game would Bills fans turn to?
A. Russian Roulette

GoBills · 09-07-2011, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand1zz1e

Hey, first post here. I'd like to join in the fun.

Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills.

Q. If the Buffalo Bills left to Toronto, what other game would Bills fans turn to?
A. Russian Roulette

Holy cow we have a comedian.....The fun also includes drinking the poison wine wanna sip?

Pushead2 · 09-07-2011, 05:11 AM

Chiefs - 27
Bills -17

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BigRock Pritay Pritay Pritay Good Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The State of Euphoria Casino cash: $815412	GAME ANALYSIS: The Bills pollywhomped us a few years ago, I don't remember when. Was it a Thigpen game? I think he shit the bed pretty hard. I also remember Charles beating Kawika Mitchell for a TD so bad it was like Jamaal came home and Kawika didn't have his dinner ready on time. Is Kawika still in the league? Anyway, who cares, that was years ago. Then they beat us in Cassel's first year. I remember Cassel had Chris Chambers for the game winning TD and Chambers dropped it. That was some bullshit. Everyone says the game was close last year, but I think we were **ing the pooch on that afternoon. We passed on a short FG, I think because of the wind, and then Cassel got sacked on 4th down like a loser. One of 400 how-to-play-like-a-loser plays he made that day. Then Buffalo got the ball late with a chance to go ahead, literally didn't have to do anything except not screw up, and their QB Fitz Patrick unloaded the single worst pass ever before seen, a big floating duck right into the chest of Eric Berry. That was pretty funny. I see this game being close. I don't think the running game is in sync yet, but Romeo will send Hali and Houston to rape and pillage. Maybe we get a turnover that sets up a short score. Then Gailey will pull some Thiggy Brad Smith trickery out of his ass, leading to a Bills score. From the other sideline, Haley will be like "HEY CHAN, ** YOU!!!" while giving him the double bird. Which, coincidentally, is exactly how he fired him. The flashback will rattle Chan and he'll make some dumb call that blows up in their face, letting us seal it late. KC: 6 Buffalo: 3
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