The 10pm thread (archived) - Page 371

crazycoffey · 11:34 PM

The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.

crazycoffey · 01-26-2007, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan

Coffee is the Sydney Crosby of the Planet.

The Hockey player???

I do believe I'm honored, but un-worthy

Sam Hall · 01-26-2007, 11:36 PM

Legend of the BloodNinja

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C*ck of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

**Bugeater** · 01-26-2007, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall

I've read the entire thread and I have a life

That's unpossible.

crazycoffey · 01-26-2007, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Extra Point

Hey, what Elmo does with his chakra is his own business!

but of course

|Zach| · 01-26-2007, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

You should especially appreciate how they steal your data and make it searchable for everyone and their brother. It's all part of their "do no evil" philosophy.

Ya, I wouldn't put anything crazy private in it

Simplex3 · 01-26-2007, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

you mean, the sitting on the floor with your legs crossed over themselves, and hands laying peacefully on his knees - palms up and middle finger touching thumb while tranquility overcomes Elmo's chakra and nirvana overcomes him?

I can go to the final stage of Kechari mudra, something very few people including Yogis can do.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khecharimudra

I'm all kinds of spiritual and s**t.

Simplex3 · 01-26-2007, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall

Legend of the BloodNinja

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

If anyone hasn't read those they are PRICELESS.

Sam Hall · 01-26-2007, 11:45 PM

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

rad · 01-26-2007, 11:47 PM

I just downloaded "Ring of Fire" after seeing Sam Hall's avatar.

Sam Hall · 01-26-2007, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Content is going to come into question, and I don't believe anyone with a life has read the entire thread. I'm not even sure what it's about.

BloodNinja should help take care of the content problem.

**Bugeater** · 01-26-2007, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall

BloodNinja should help take care of the content problem.

Who the hell is Bloodninja?

Sam Hall · 01-26-2007, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rad

I just downloaded "Ring of Fire" after seeing Sam Hall's avatar.

Download "House of the Blues." You won't be disappointed.

**Bugeater** · 01-26-2007, 11:51 PM

PERFORM
BERYLLIUM
MANHANDLE
By Will Smart

Count to atomic weight four;
forecast a symbolic registry;
predict light steel gray metal.
OXIDATION RESISTANT
Add up this available as a foil;
lump together a shiny beauty;
gather a thermal conductivity.
WHIRLING BERYLLIUM
Alloy spring off from this one;
spinning dimensional stability
balance up a lively gyroscope.
PROMOTE OTHER USES
Apply a transparency to X-rays.
form the mineral combinations;
cut the precious state emeralds.
THRILLED ABOUT BERYLLIUM
Incorporate it in spacecraft design,
construct high speed aircraft of it;
use it for building electronic parts.
IT'S BOTH LIGHT AND HARD
Mine it for it's desirable properties;
utilize excellent situations where it
satisfies quite special requirements.
ONLY SUITED TO BERYLLIUM
Gather up the yet wider applications;
know an element exists for a reason;
it helps expand living consciousness.
DEVELOPING GREAT TRUTHS
It serves the clearest duties diligently;
it adheres to these rational world laws;
it does more work with less complaints.

Sam Hall · 01-26-2007, 11:52 PM

[QUOTE=Bugeater]Who the hell is Bloodninja?[/QUOTE

The link is in one of my last posts.

**Bugeater** · 01-26-2007, 11:52 PM

Untitled
By Nick Jensen

I got an atomic number of 4
And I am quite a bore
I’m not very fast
But I sure can scratch glass

I am from the Greek
And once referred to as sweet
I am very light-weight
So please, don’t use me as a paper weight

I am gray and strong
And can go pretty long
Without getting heated
Melted or eaten

I’ve been in outer space
And I couldn’t wait to get back from that place
I can go quite a while without getting oxidized
So if you got time, stop by and say “hi”

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01-26-2007, 11:36 PM	#5552
Sam Hall UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: KC area Casino cash: $9895185	Legend of the BloodNinja bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cck of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty fuck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ***. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm __________________
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01-26-2007, 11:45 PM	#5558
Sam Hall UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: KC area Casino cash: $9895185	bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. __________________
Posts: 8,137

01-26-2007, 11:51 PM	#5563
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6232680	PERFORM BERYLLIUM MANHANDLE By Will Smart Count to atomic weight four; forecast a symbolic registry; predict light steel gray metal. OXIDATION RESISTANT Add up this available as a foil; lump together a shiny beauty; gather a thermal conductivity. WHIRLING BERYLLIUM Alloy spring off from this one; spinning dimensional stability balance up a lively gyroscope. PROMOTE OTHER USES Apply a transparency to X-rays. form the mineral combinations; cut the precious state emeralds. THRILLED ABOUT BERYLLIUM Incorporate it in spacecraft design, construct high speed aircraft of it; use it for building electronic parts. IT'S BOTH LIGHT AND HARD Mine it for it's desirable properties; utilize excellent situations where it satisfies quite special requirements. ONLY SUITED TO BERYLLIUM Gather up the yet wider applications; know an element exists for a reason; it helps expand living consciousness. DEVELOPING GREAT TRUTHS It serves the clearest duties diligently; it adheres to these rational world laws; it does more work with less complaints.
Posts: 70,443

01-26-2007, 11:52 PM	#5564
Sam Hall UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: KC area Casino cash: $9895185	[QUOTE=Bugeater]Who the hell is Bloodninja?[/QUOTE The link is in one of my last posts. __________________
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01-26-2007, 11:52 PM	#5565
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6232680	Untitled By Nick Jensen I got an atomic number of 4 And I am quite a bore I’m not very fast But I sure can scratch glass I am from the Greek And once referred to as sweet I am very light-weight So please, don’t use me as a paper weight I am gray and strong And can go pretty long Without getting heated Melted or eaten I’ve been in outer space And I couldn’t wait to get back from that place I can go quite a while without getting oxidized So if you got time, stop by and say “hi”
Posts: 70,443