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RustShack · 05-12-2011, 12:15 AM

Some Say Judgment Day Will Take Place Saturday, May 21, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011 Zondra Hughes
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Harold Camping predicts Christ will return on May 21, 2011.

Judgment Day is just a few days away. Christ will return on May 21, 2011, according to Harold Camping, founder of We Can Know radio.

Camping has been spreading the word about the final days via his Christian Network (that consists of a radio station and companion website), www.wecanknow.com.

We Can Know is the organization behind a series of biblical billboards that bear the date of the Rapture. The organization’s philosophy is that, “We can know something about how God will behave in the future by looking at how He has behaved in the past (Hebrews 13:8). Since He has given advance notice of the precise timing for judgment in the past, we should not be surprised that He is revealing the timing of the end today.”

The We Can Know end of the world campaign has included bumper stickers, pamphlets and even a few mainstream interviews to get the message out.

Follower Kevin Brown said to NPR that God has told him to spread the word about May 21, 2011. “People need to know,” Kevin Brown told NPR, “and God commands us to share the Gospel about the end of the world. He says if we do not share the Gospel then their blood will be on our hands, whether they believe or not. God’s been moving me to do this.”

Camping arrived at the date by the Good Book, which he says predicts that the Rapture is to occur 7,000 years after God’s first warning about the flood. Camping said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 on today’s calendar.

One day equals 1,000 years to God, and God gave Noah one week of warning. And thus, there is a 7,000-year gap between Noah’s flood and the Rapture, bringing us to May 21, 2011.

Not everyone believes the clock will run out on May 21. The American Vision organization points out that Camping initially said the end of the world would occur in 1994.

“In spite of the failure of his 1994 Rapture prediction, Harold Camping is predicting May 21, 2011, as the date the Rapture will take place,” the organization states. “American Vision is so confident that Camping is wrong, we are holding our National Prophecy Conference just a few weeks after his predicted rapture date.”

Judgment Day is also a great week to throw a party, according to the American Atheists, who do not believe in God. The Atheists are hosting a Rapture after-party to prove that Camping is wrong. –zondra hughes

Frankie · 05-24-2011, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I won't make a determination until I hear from the Asian evangelicals.

Is he Asian enough?

**sd4chiefs** · 10-13-2011, 08:22 PM

Here we go again.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/10/13/...ion/?hpt=hp_t2

The end of the world is nigh – again.

Doomsday prophet Harold Camping is once more predicting an apocalypse, and apparently we don't have long left. The 90-year-old California radio mogul has pointed to October 21 on the calendar, by which date he reckons it will “probably” all be over.

But this time around he is not warning of souls burning up and ascensions to heaven from the sidewalks of Manhattan. Instead Camping, the owner of the Family Radio Network, believes it will be a much quieter affair.

“I really am beginning to think as I restudied these matters that there's going to be no big display of any kind. The end is going to come very, very quietly, probably within the next month. It will happen, that is, by October 21," he stated in a recent radio recording.

Camping became infamous earlier this year for incorrectly heralding the arrival of the Rapture on May 21. Followers across the U.S. spent millions on advertising campaigns warning people of the eventual non-event.

durtyrute · 10-13-2011, 08:29 PM

better get to ****in

Lonewolf Ed · 10-13-2011, 08:39 PM

So the prediction of May 21 obviously was wrong, and now it is going to be October 21... probably. If they are wrong again, let me make a prediction: the End will come in one of the months that does have a 21st day in it.

Prepare!

Three7s · 10-13-2011, 08:42 PM

Here we go again!

**Bugeater** · 10-13-2011, 08:43 PM

This clown is 90 ****ing years old? Yeah, judgment day is coming, but it's going to be his own.

**Tribal Warfare** · 10-13-2011, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

So the prediction of May 21 obviously was wrong, and now it is going to be October 21... probably. If they are wrong again, let me make a prediction: the End will come in one of the months that does have a 21st day in it.

Prepare!

Goddamnit, TGIF my mother****ing ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Buck** · 10-13-2011, 11:01 PM

I remember during the first apocalypse this year my girlfriend and I had crazy sex all night just in case. I need to find a girl by October 21st apparently.

4th and Long · 10-13-2011, 11:09 PM

Sweet! I don't have to buy any Halloween candy for those little fuggers this year.

burt · 10-13-2011, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

I remember during the first apocalypse this year my girlfriend and I had crazy sex all night just in case. I need to find a girl by October 21st apparently.

just flash those fingers a lot.....gals will be all over you.

Ugly Duck · 10-13-2011, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

So the prediction of May 21 obviously was wrong, and now it is going to be October 21

But this time the end will come so quietly that nobody will notice that the world has just ended.

**Buck** · 10-13-2011, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by burt

just flash those fingers a lot.....gals will be all over you.

My short stubby fingers aren't exactly a turn on...haha.

I will say that ever since I shaved my head bald, I've made out with 3 chicks and it's been about a week. Haven't sealed the deal with any of them yet, but none of them are the ex (and the girl who I bang on the occasional drunk night). I think shaving my head is the best thing I've ever done.

ShowtimeSBMVP · 10-20-2011, 08:22 PM

So tomorrow is the big day....

Fish · 10-20-2011, 08:29 PM

I maxed out all 7 credit cards on May 20th. I need a little more time in between prediction dates here....

Pioli Zombie · 10-20-2011, 09:58 PM

In Hell Matt Cassel is the quarterback for all of eternity. Kind of like now.

05-12-2011, 12:15 AM
RustShack **** That Noise Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jack Trice Casino cash: $3136954	Judgement Day is coming Some Say Judgment Day Will Take Place Saturday, May 21, 2011 Monday, May 9, 2011 Zondra Hughes 52Share Harold Camping predicts Christ will return on May 21, 2011. Judgment Day is just a few days away. Christ will return on May 21, 2011, according to Harold Camping, founder of We Can Know radio. Camping has been spreading the word about the final days via his Christian Network (that consists of a radio station and companion website), www.wecanknow.com. We Can Know is the organization behind a series of biblical billboards that bear the date of the Rapture. The organization’s philosophy is that, “We can know something about how God will behave in the future by looking at how He has behaved in the past (Hebrews 13:8). Since He has given advance notice of the precise timing for judgment in the past, we should not be surprised that He is revealing the timing of the end today.” The We Can Know end of the world campaign has included bumper stickers, pamphlets and even a few mainstream interviews to get the message out. Follower Kevin Brown said to NPR that God has told him to spread the word about May 21, 2011. “People need to know,” Kevin Brown told NPR, “and God commands us to share the Gospel about the end of the world. He says if we do not share the Gospel then their blood will be on our hands, whether they believe or not. God’s been moving me to do this.” Camping arrived at the date by the Good Book, which he says predicts that the Rapture is to occur 7,000 years after God’s first warning about the flood. Camping said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 on today’s calendar. One day equals 1,000 years to God, and God gave Noah one week of warning. And thus, there is a 7,000-year gap between Noah’s flood and the Rapture, bringing us to May 21, 2011. Not everyone believes the clock will run out on May 21. The American Vision organization points out that Camping initially said the end of the world would occur in 1994. “In spite of the failure of his 1994 Rapture prediction, Harold Camping is predicting May 21, 2011, as the date the Rapture will take place,” the organization states. “American Vision is so confident that Camping is wrong, we are holding our National Prophecy Conference just a few weeks after his predicted rapture date.” Judgment Day is also a great week to throw a party, according to the American Atheists, who do not believe in God. The Atheists are hosting a Rapture after-party to prove that Camping is wrong. –zondra hughes
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sd4chiefs error 404 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bizarro World Casino cash: $8650445	Here we go again. http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/10/13/...ion/?hpt=hp_t2 The end of the world is nigh – again. Doomsday prophet Harold Camping is once more predicting an apocalypse, and apparently we don't have long left. The 90-year-old California radio mogul has pointed to October 21 on the calendar, by which date he reckons it will “probably” all be over. But this time around he is not warning of souls burning up and ascensions to heaven from the sidewalks of Manhattan. Instead Camping, the owner of the Family Radio Network, believes it will be a much quieter affair. “I really am beginning to think as I restudied these matters that there's going to be no big display of any kind. The end is going to come very, very quietly, probably within the next month. It will happen, that is, by October 21," he stated in a recent radio recording. Camping became infamous earlier this year for incorrectly heralding the arrival of the Rapture on May 21. Followers across the U.S. spent millions on advertising campaigns warning people of the eventual non-event. __________________ “It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” – Mark Twain. Last edited by sd4chiefs; 10-13-2011 at 08:29 PM..
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