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12-19-2006, 12:18 PM
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i remember once, we went on vacation and stopped a day in branson. the last day we were there i had to take a huge dump. i was to scared to flush i knew what was going to happen. i left the maid a very generous tip for not flushing..
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12-19-2006, 12:43 PM
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cheeeefs just earned a nomination for MVP (poster) of a poop thread of the year.
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12-19-2006, 12:49 PM
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Note: Don't use so much freaking paper next time.
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12-19-2006, 01:45 PM
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its funny you ask inspector. The friend I mentioned on MSN asked that and I said "she's about 60 I think" and she's asks "does she have teeth?!" To which I respond "If she didn't have teeth I wouldn't be here typing to you, full set of pearly whites
 " There is a thoughtful delay and she comes back with "Maybe they are dentures"That's why she's my best friend, she always has my best interests in heart. She knows I loves me a gumjob.
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12-19-2006, 02:19 PM
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Aishwarya Rai
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I personally think she's pretty damn hot. http://www.myspace.com/amandajoymckeown but that might be because she promised me unlimited gumjobs once her teeth finally go. It really gave me a reason to live past 60, can't beat that kind of motivation. Have to say I'm a big fan of them, when 90 year old women hit on me my brain goes through a check list similar to this Hmm... Thin papery skin - minus. Thinning blue hair - minus, but I can dig it. Probable constitution problems - not so good. Gumjob! - definate, undisputable positive! that's 3 cons, and a pro worth 4. Gumjob wins the day!
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12-19-2006, 02:24 PM
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The same maid is in my room again right now!!!
She just opened the door and I instantly pretended I was asleep and she's in the bathroom flushing my damn toilet again! This is ridiculous!
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