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View Poll Results: Would you want to have an identical twin?
Jeeper, yes. The advantages are spectacular. 7 36.84%
Golly, no. There are a lot of disadvantages. 8 42.11%
I'm cloned. 0 0%
My species does not have multiple births. 4 21.05%
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:49 PM  
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Would you want to have an identical twin?
Not necessarily an evil twin or anything. Just an identical one.

Advantages:

1. Built-in pal of the same age throughout life.
2. You can see how clothing looks on you without a mirror.
3. You can score with each others' wives on moonless nights.
4. Easy to confuse authority figures seeking to blame you for offenses ranging from truancy to murder.
5. Easy to build your own nature vs. nurture experiments.
6. Possible secret language.

Disadvantages:

1. Generally creepy to know that there's another one of you running around.
2. 1/3 of time - called by right name, 1/3 of time - called by wrong name, 1/3 of time - called "the twins".
3. Probably get shafted on birthdays.
4. Possibly harder to get top secret clearances.
5. Possible frameups for murder if twin is indeed evil.
6. Probable splitting of the vote for "Most likely to succeed", "Best looking", "Most studious", etc., in high school.
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Old 01-17-2007, 11:05 PM   #46
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This doesn't have anything to do with abortion, but according to Gillian Anderson, some folklore suggests that doppelgangers are real, Mr. Rain Man.

They are like an identical twin, but if you're a good person, your doppelganger will be evil and vice versa.

Not only that, but when you see your doppelganger, both you and your doppelganger die. So, in that respect, they're a lot like doppelgangbangers.

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Old 01-17-2007, 11:10 PM   #47
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If they are doppelpoontangers, they would die if they did it with the eversoslender Mary Kate Ashley, cause there's not enough to go round.
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Old 01-17-2007, 11:13 PM   #48
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Good additional point, Mr. Extra Point.

Of course, the ones to really look out for are the doppelwangfangers. Those buggers bite and they go right for the swinger.

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Old 01-17-2007, 11:31 PM   #49
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Oh. So no dopplewangdangdoodleallnightlong.
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Old 01-17-2007, 11:35 PM   #50
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Old 01-17-2007, 11:45 PM   #51
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:05 AM   #52
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This doesn't have anything to do with abortion, but according to Gillian Anderson, some folklore suggests that doppelgangers are real, Mr. Rain Man.

They are like an identical twin, but if you're a good person, your doppelganger will be evil and vice versa.

Not only that, but when you see your doppelganger, both you and your doppelganger die. So, in that respect, they're a lot like doppelgangbangers.

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For some reason, it kind of annoys me to know that my psycho ex-boss's doppleganger is caring for lepers in Calcutta while curing cancer and global warming.
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:10 AM   #53
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I've met a few twins where I would like to have both of them...at the same time of course...before I was married of course.
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:17 AM   #54
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Old 01-19-2007, 12:20 AM   #55
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I would of liked a twin cause just to see how perfect he would be compare to me.
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Old 01-19-2007, 12:31 AM   #56
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Old 01-19-2007, 12:33 AM   #57
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Maybe not, but two of you would make a Wholecan.

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Old 01-19-2007, 12:36 AM   #58
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true unless my twin was a tard than it would be 3/4 can.
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Old 01-19-2007, 12:49 AM   #59
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true unless my twin was a tard than it would be 3/4 can.
Wouldn't he have to be a tard to be your twin?
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