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Old 07-23-2007, 10:19 PM  
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So, it's not my MOST embarrassing moment....
but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:21 AM   #46
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Actually, since it's Solanaceaeflatu[/b]phobia[/b] Wouldn't it just be the formal latin version of Phil's tomato sharts?
I always thought that was just the fear of being near phobia when he's eating tomatoes.
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:35 AM   #47
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I always thought that was just the fear of being near phobia when he's eating tomatoes.
Wouldn't that be Solanaceaeflatuphobiaphobia?
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:36 AM   #48
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:44 AM   #49
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I did that in 6th grade gym class once (not really because of tomatoes though...I didn't want to stop playing dodgeball)...had to throw away my underroos.

But doing it at the family table...niiiiiiiiice.
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:49 AM   #50
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Old 07-24-2007, 08:32 AM   #51
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but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?


I'd advise your guests from now to stay clear of the home-made ketchup....
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Old 07-24-2007, 08:50 AM   #52
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:18 AM   #53
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:15 AM   #54
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Old 07-24-2007, 04:46 PM   #59
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I'm eating cheese today. It's just a coincidence though. I've had 100% dry farts since the incident last night.

FWIW, I can't believe this crappy thread is still on the front page.
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Old 07-24-2007, 04:48 PM   #60
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