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View Poll Results: Is it sexy?
I'm a guy, and I find it sexy. 74 35.75%
I'm a guy, and I don't find it sexy. 64 30.92%
I'm a guy, and couldn't care one way or another. 62 29.95%
I'm a chick, and I love it when a guy does that. 5 2.42%
I'm a chick, and I hate it when a guy does that. 2 0.97%
I'm a chick, and couldn't care one way or another. 0 0%
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:18 PM   #1
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Oh man, I keep thinking of "NBA Jam" - "FROM DOWNTOWN!!!"


"HE'S ON FIRE!"

"Ah, that good honey?"

"Oh yeah."

"Watch'a think'n about?"

"Malone, kicking it outside to Stockton..."

"..."
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:19 PM   #2
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"Ah, that good honey?"

"Oh yeah."

"Watch'a think'n about?"

"Malone, kicking it outside to Stockton..."

"..."
Now the next time you have sex you have to yell out boom shakalaka.
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:20 PM   #3
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"HE'S ON FIRE!"

"Ah, that good honey?"

"Oh yeah."

"Watch'a think'n about?"

"Malone, kicking it outside to Stockton..."

"..."
"The nail in the coffin!!"
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:37 PM   #4
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"HE'S ON FIRE!"

"Ah, that good honey?"

"Oh yeah."

"Watch'a think'n about?"

"Malone, kicking it outside to Stockton..."

"..."
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Old 01-21-2009, 06:24 PM   #5
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Oh man, I keep thinking of "NBA Jam" - "FROM DOWNTOWN!!!"
He's on fire!
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:17 PM   #6
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that's hilarious.

I've got a pretty wicked longball from NBA 3 point range too.

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That reminds me of the only "facial" I've ever given.

I'm in college (the first time) and am banging my girlfriend missionary, pull out to shoot it on her stomach, and let loose the mother of all money shots - all over her face.

Being somewhat intoxicated, and the situation being ****ing hilarious, I couldn't help myself, and did my best Keith Olbermann impression:

"FROM WAY DOWNTOWN! BANG!"
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:33 PM   #7
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That reminds me of the only "facial" I've ever given.

I'm in college (the first time) and am banging my girlfriend missionary, pull out to shoot it on her stomach, and let loose the mother of all money shots - all over her face.

Being somewhat intoxicated, and the situation being ****ing hilarious, I couldn't help myself, and did my best Keith Olbermann impression:

"FROM WAY DOWNTOWN! BANG!"
I've done that twice. Once on a girl's face....and the other time straight in her eye.

I didn't yell anything though....just started laughing.
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:34 PM   #8
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I've done that twice. Once on a girl's face....and the other time straight in her eye.

I didn't yell anything though....just started laughing.
Oh the eye, that is the kind of thing that will get your ass kicked.
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:37 PM   #9
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Oh the eye, that is the kind of thing that will get your ass kicked.
She didn't find it very funny. I on the other hand did. Her eye was red for the longest time.

It was great too. I can still picture it in slow motion.
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:03 PM   #10
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There is a time and place for everthing IMO.
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:04 PM   #11
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And for those girls who do like that activity, I would imagine a load to the face could be a sticky testament to 'job well done.'
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:04 PM   #12
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Think of it this way luv, it's better than a dirty sanchez
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:06 PM   #13
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:08 PM   #14
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Look I can talk about way worse perceptions people have from porn than facials...

Would you like to do ass to mouth or anal constantly?
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:08 PM   #15
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To be honest I think its gross to do it in the face.

Same as if she were to squirt in yours. Thats sick
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