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Old 01-21-2009, 06:56 PM   #1
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Lol, uhm, well.

Ive been called Master, Daddy, Sir.... Ive beaten, spit on, peed on, held a knife to girls' throats....

All at their request.

Why on earth would you guys not do these things you guys bring up if the girl wanted it? I mean seriously, people.
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Old 01-21-2009, 06:59 PM   #2
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Lol, uhm, well.

Ive been called Master, Daddy, Sir.... Ive beaten, spit on, peed on, held a knife to girls' throats....

All at their request.

Why on earth would you guys not do these things you guys bring up if the girl wanted it? I mean seriously, people.
Sounds like you're with some classy women.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:03 PM   #3
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Sounds like you're with some classy women.
*insert obvious your mom joke here*
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Old 01-21-2009, 06:58 PM   #4
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The biting thing isn't too weird either, until you get to the drawing blood part. **** that. I'm down for a lot of shit, but I'm not going to mame anyone.

No other dudes(or dicks, can't have any hermes)
And stay away from my asshole.
Also foot fetish and piss and shit fetishes are ****ed up too. nothing like that.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:01 PM   #5
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The biting thing isn't too weird either, until you get to the drawing blood part. **** that. I'm down for a lot of shit, but I'm not going to mame anyone.

No other dudes(or dicks, can't have any hermes)
And stay away from my asshole.
Also foot fetish and piss and shit fetishes are ****ed up too. nothing like that.
It took me a while to let her go near it but I'm glad I tried it.
It has become sorta routine.
Each his own.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:01 PM   #6
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I now feel compelled to make a list of all possible sexual acts, and cross off the ones I would or have done. Then, with the remaining ****ed up shit, make some sort of pre-sex disclaimer to hand out to the chicks I might find myself boning.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:05 PM   #7
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I now feel compelled to make a list of all possible sexual acts, and cross off the ones I would or have done. Then, with the remaining ****ed up shit, make some sort of pre-sex disclaimer to hand out to the chicks I might find myself boning.
I can picture it. Things are getting hot and heavy. SHe asks you if you have a condom.

"Yes, but, while I'm getting it, would mind to read through and sign off on this list of will and will not dos?"
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:03 PM   #8
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The asshole thing reminds me, also had a chick that just begged me to let her give me rim jobs.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:03 PM   #9
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The asshole thing reminds me, also had a chick that just begged me to let her give me rim jobs.
feels pretty relaxing.. only way I can describe it.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:08 PM   #10
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feels pretty relaxing.. only way I can describe it.
I didn't say no to that one.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:07 PM   #11
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Crazy bitches love me too, dunno why. Anyone ever have to deal with cutters? I've usually found out after the fact, but I've been with at least 5 of em...and had a bunch more chomping at the bit for a piece of my flesh rod. ****ing nuts.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:07 PM   #12
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Hey you haven't lived until you've had a guy walk up to you and go "my wife has been staring at you and I saw you looking back" and you think oh great this dude is gonna pick a fight with me....

And then he says "I'd like to watch you **** my wife" and well the utter amazement of that line gives one pause as what to say.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:10 PM   #13
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Hey you haven't lived until you've had a guy walk up to you and go "my wife has been staring at you and I saw you looking back" and you think oh great this dude is gonna pick a fight with me....

And then he says "I'd like to watch you **** my wife" and well the utter amazement of that line gives one pause as what to say.

Were you facing the other way when he said it? This would be the first time I thought your long-hair look paid benefits.
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Were you facing the other way when he said it? This would be the first time I thought your long-hair look paid benefits.

Holy shit! Between luv's thread and this one, I have been in tears laughing so hard for the past hour.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:23 PM   #15
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Hey you haven't lived until you've had a guy walk up to you and go "my wife has been staring at you and I saw you looking back" and you think oh great this dude is gonna pick a fight with me....

And then he says "I'd like to watch you **** my wife" and well the utter amazement of that line gives one pause as what to say.
Like, "Hey, I want you to try to have sex with my 'wife,' so I can put you in the hospital and take what's in your wallet."

Right.
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