Poop ****ing Jury Duty.... - Page 4

Stewie · 05-07-2010, 01:45 PM

I've been called for jury duty twice, but never served. The first one was a sexual assault case that was plea bargained just before it was to go to trial. The second was a business suing another business over a failed product launch. I knew one of the witnesses for the defense so I was dismissed. What made me mad about that was they knew I knew a witness, yet I had to sit through the entire attorney Q&A of potential jurors.

big nasty kcnut · 05-07-2010, 01:57 PM

Just do what i do when i had jury duty i just only got 4 hours sleep after getting off work. So i told the judge that due to my diminish mental state i feel i can't fairly give focused attention to the case. They let me go.

**The Franchise** · 05-07-2010, 02:09 PM

We're through 30 potential jurors............of 124 people. FML

and my name still hasn't been called.

Fritz88 · 05-07-2010, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

Am sending your CP posts to the judge right...now.

That ought to do it.

Seriously, it's a good thing to do. The jury system is a good system and being in Northern California, you will probably have an excellent opportunity to put another Raiders fan in prison.

Param · 05-07-2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

We're through 30 potential jurors............of 124 people. FML

and my name still hasn't been called.

Sounds like it's county... At least it's not federal.

BillSelfsTrophycase · 05-07-2010, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

I did mine two weeks ago. $15 dollaz a day beyotchs!!! BALLA

Cakn Patna!

-King- · 05-07-2010, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

You're an expert on chicken waste?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-07-2010, 03:50 PM

Take one look at the defendant and tell the attorney that he just looks guilty. You're done.

L.A. Chieffan · 05-07-2010, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Take one look at the defendant and tell the attorney that he just looks guilty. You're done.

I said I love cops and would never ever believe that they would lie under oath.

Defense attorney dismissed me in 5 seconds.

-King- · 05-07-2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

I said I love cops and would never ever believe that they would lie under oath.

Defense attorney dismissed me in 5 seconds.

Lmao I was about to suggest the same thing.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-07-2010, 03:58 PM

Walk in naked holding a sign over your genitals that says "I hate black people." This can be particularly effective if you're African American.

**mlyonsd** · 05-07-2010, 04:49 PM

I was on jury duty last year for 6 months. Had to call in every weekend to see if I needed to report.

Since South Dakota is mostly made up of law abiding citizens I only had to report once. They were doing a medical lawsuit case that was supposed to last a week. The list of witnesses had at least 12 doctors on it.

Praise the lord they picked a jury before my name was called to go up and get interviewed. 5 days of medical testimony? Jeesh.

**The Franchise** · 05-07-2010, 04:56 PM

I got picked.......JFC.

And just to show you how long it's going to be without giving away to much.......it's a ****ing murder trial.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-07-2010, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

I got picked.......JFC.

And just to show you how long it's going to be without giving away to much.......it's a ****ing murder trial.

Your job will pay your salary while you're on duty right?

**mlyonsd** · 05-07-2010, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

I got picked.......JFC.

And just to show you how long it's going to be without giving away to much.......it's a ****ing murder trial.

Wow. I can't wait to hear some details after the trial is over.

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Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $-1710099	I've been called for jury duty twice, but never served. The first one was a sexual assault case that was plea bargained just before it was to go to trial. The second was a business suing another business over a failed product launch. I knew one of the witnesses for the defense so I was dismissed. What made me mad about that was they knew I knew a witness, yet I had to sit through the entire attorney Q&A of potential jurors.
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big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2119100	Just do what i do when i had jury duty i just only got 4 hours sleep after getting off work. So i told the judge that due to my diminish mental state i feel i can't fairly give focused attention to the case. They let me go. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother***er! Last edited by big nasty kcnut; 05-07-2010 at 05:02 PM..*
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05-07-2010, 02:09 PM	#48
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2065047	We're through 30 potential jurors............of 124 people. FML and my name still hasn't been called.
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05-07-2010, 04:49 PM	#57
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $-2116238	I was on jury duty last year for 6 months. Had to call in every weekend to see if I needed to report. Since South Dakota is mostly made up of law abiding citizens I only had to report once. They were doing a medical lawsuit case that was supposed to last a week. The list of witnesses had at least 12 doctors on it. Praise the lord they picked a jury before my name was called to go up and get interviewed. 5 days of medical testimony? Jeesh.
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05-07-2010, 04:56 PM	#58
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2065047	I got picked.......JFC. And just to show you how long it's going to be without giving away to much.......it's a ****ing murder trial.
Posts: 92,316