Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat

[Deberg_1990]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/mar...ex.html?hpt=T2


Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.

If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.

Police, along with the Singerly Fire Co. and the Cecil County paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m.

There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said.

It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said.

Instead, the victim was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said.

Police do not suspect that the victim was specifically targeted, but that the incident was a random prank, Donnelly said. They have not received reports of glue-laden toilet seats since.

[Rooster]

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy

How cool to put super glue in someones blow up doll, huh?

I think if someone is ****ing a blow up doll they have enough problems. Just leave them alone.

[bevischief]

You would think that the seat being wet would set off alarms...

[Valiant]

Originally Posted by Rooster

I think if someone is ****ing a blow up doll they have enough problems. Just leave them alone.

Lol. My buddy is married to a crazy women imo. I saw on drunkenstepfather someone is selling miley cyrus blowup dollas, three achey breaky holes listed on the box. So want to buy that and stash it his wifes closet. But she would probably divorce him for it. Would be hella funny though.

[teedubya]

Originally Posted by loochy

Didn't this man LOOK at the toilet before he sat down?! It's a good idea to look at the seat in a public bathroom before you sit down...people seem to enjoy peeing and pooping on them, especially at walmart.

You'd think he'd see some kind of wet, shiny substance on the rim and he'd say "oh I don't want to sit in that."

Exactly. Who the **** doesn't LOOK at the seat prior to shitting. I always cover the seat with toilet paper or something, if I must go in a public restroom.

[Spott]

Originally Posted by Hydrae

I do everything I can to avoid taking a shit in a public bathroom. No way I would sit on a toilet in Walmart.

Me either. That's why I use their sink.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Originally Posted by loochy

Didn't this man LOOK at the toilet before he sat down?! It's a good idea to look at the seat in a public bathroom before you sit down...people seem to enjoy peeing and pooping on them, especially at walmart.

You'd think he'd see some kind of wet, shiny substance on the rim and he'd say "oh I don't want to sit in that."

[Jenson71]

Some funny stuff in this thread.

[HotRoute]

Funny thing about this is the guy was using the handicap stall and was perfectly healthy...



Justice had been served!

[cabletech94]

always, always hover in the public restrooms.

strengthens your glutes,

saves the humiliations.


just sayin.

[CHENZ A!]

I hope this dude had something to read at least.

I don't know how some people can say that they NEVER shit in public though. I mean it's not like I enjoy it, and I try to avoid it a all costs, but if it's either that or being in physical pain, or shitting myself... I'll find a way, and I'm a big ****ing germiphobe.

One time my boy dropped a deuce at Buzzard Beach. Couldn't ****ing believe it. That is the absolute nastiest ****ing bathroom in the entire world, and it doesn't even have a door. I know Tea Drops was closed, but man, go ANYWHERE but there.

[-King-]

Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

I hope this dude had something to read at least.

I don't know how some people can say that they NEVER shit in public though. I mean it's not like I enjoy it, and I try to avoid it a all costs, but if it's either that or being in physical pain, or shitting myself... I'll find a way, and I'm a big ****ing germiphobe.

One time my boy dropped a deuce at Buzzard Beach. Couldn't ****ing believe it. That is the absolute nastiest ****ing bathroom in the entire world, and it doesn't even have a door. I know Tea Drops was closed, but man, go ANYWHERE but there.

I really don't think I have. Ever since like 3rd grade elementary school. Thats when I saw someone had taken a shit everywhere EXCEPT for inside the toilet. I swore off public shitting from that point on.

[cdcox]

I take a couple dumps a day at work, which is essentially a public restroom. Really pisses me off when someone pees on the rim or scatters 3 or 4 pubes around (who sheds that much???). I always look and wipe with toilet paper if there is any visible material or if I have any doubts. But once I've done that, I don't give a second thought about sitting down. I mean, it's my ass.

[milkman]

I wouldn't want to have been the medical personnel that had to get that guy's ass unglued.

There's no way the dumbass could have wiped.

[CHENZ A!]

Originally Posted by cdcox

I take a couple dumps a day at work, which is essentially a public restroom. Really pisses me off when someone pees on the rim or scatters 3 or 4 pubes around (who sheds that much???). I always look and wipe with toilet paper if there is any visible material or if I have any doubts. But once I've done that, I don't give a second thought about sitting down. I mean, it's my ass.

My restroom at work is the same way, it's generally pretty clean though. It's a one seater, and we have cleaning supplies under the sink. EVERY time before I sit down, I spray the seat with the Clorox cleaner stuff and wipe it with paper towels. Never can be too careful.

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

My restroom at work is the same way, it's generally pretty clean though. It's a one seater, and we have cleaning supplies under the sink. EVERY time before I sit down, I spray the seat with the Clorox cleaner stuff and wipe it with paper towels. Never can be too careful.

Mine gets used by college students. About once a week I'll have to wipe it down extra good. But I'm pretty sure I won't catch any diseases by sitting on a seat after I've wiped it down.