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Everybody Lies.
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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I have stared into the shit abyss this fellow shitslayer speaks of. It stared back. OH IT STARED BACK!
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Bartended for years.
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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![]() Me too. I had to wake a girl who had passed out on the shitter. It was not a pleasant job for either of us.
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We had to carry a girl out that passed out on the bathroom floor ![]() A few days later she came in and told us she was upset that she got taken to the ER. I guess going into shock after taking diet pills, stacker 2, and drinking shouldn't require a doctor visit. I could never touch a woman that has been on a bar bathroom floor. It is impossible to clean off that kind of nasty. Stupid bitch. ![]() |
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Everybody Lies.
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Those places used to be sweet, but the last time I stopped by while visiting it sucked. Since we are doing poop threads, I might as well tell my story about Crawpappys. The mens bathroom had no partitian between the shitter and the standups, so they decided to put a shower curtain in. Within a few days, someone wiped their ass with the shower curtain. There are some disgusting people in this world. |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite
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ive wiped on worse .....
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Tried it on and it fit
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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One night at the last bar I worked in down in Tejas my cocktail comes to me and informs me the semi-drunk and emotional chick at the bar had just had a miscarriage earlier that day. Not long after that the chick disappears in the bathroom for a bit. Comes back out and her and her friend pay and leave. It is brought to my attention not long after that there is blood all over the toilet, including on the outside of it and on the floor. My cocktail very promptly says there is no way she is cleaning that, there is no way she COULD clean it with out making an even bigger mess. So yea me, as is usaully the case, I get to go clean it. It wasn't quite as much blood as I had been led to believe but, still one of the nastiest cleaning jobs I've ever had.
If remembered correctly I sat at the bar after we closed drinking whiskey while watching the waitress clean my bar as some sort of retribution.
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