Chiefs Do You Suffer From LCS?(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome) - Page 4

Sweet Daddy Hate · 08:19 AM

CHIEFSPLANET CLINIC MEMORANDUM:

For release: 05-25-2013.
To: All Clinic Staff

ACHTUNG! WARNING!
It has come to our notice that a new, horrific, and even more useless strain of TFS has entered in to the general populace of the Chiefs fan base. For a refresher of the symptoms of TFS, please visit the following link: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5657893
Unfortunately, and with the arrival of new Head Coach Andy Reid, the TFS strain has now mutated and is creating a new level of dumbassery that will require further testing, data, and treatment. The following is the new short-form questionnaire to be used in field-testing:

1) Do you lie awake at night dreaming of super bowl wins, yet get excited when the Chiefs take a lineman in the top 10?

2) Do you believe "improved coaching" can take a 2-14 team that drafts lineman at 1.1, and trades for other teams' Quarterbacks all the way to said Super Bowl?

3) Were you in a coma during the ***** Administration?

4) Does the prospect of leftover Shitloaf for dinner make your mouth water?

5) Does the currently circulating gif. of a True Fan Fatty celebrating the pick of Eric Fisher make you feel "kinda' happy" inside?

6) When the Chiefs make a move that you KNOW is horseshit, do you eventually just accept it, don your red on Sunday's, and really hope that you'll end up being wrong even though the possibility of that happening is about the same odds of Hootie ever becoming worth a shit in this life?

If so, you have more than likely been infected with LCS(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome).
Unfortuantely, there is no cure at this time. We of the institute must collect more data as the season goes on to determine possible antidotes. Until then, we encourage you to have a sip of Antifreeze, report to the nearest dumpster, light it on fire, and throw yourself in. Really, you're doing humanity a favor.

Sincerely,

Sweet Daddy Hate
Director of Studies
ChiefsPlanet Clinic

UPDATE:

KNOWN CARRIERS OF THIS DISEASE:

Direckshun
Hootie
Maverick
The Bad Guy
Dave
-King-

05-25-2013, 02:08 PM	Topic Starter
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Do You Suffer From LCS?(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome) CHIEFSPLANET CLINIC MEMORANDUM: For release: 05-25-2013. To: All Clinic Staff ACHTUNG! WARNING! It has come to our notice that a new, horrific, and even more useless strain of TFS has entered in to the general populace of the Chiefs fan base. For a refresher of the symptoms of TFS, please visit the following link: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5657893 Unfortunately, and with the arrival of new Head Coach Andy Reid, the TFS strain has now mutated and is creating a new level of dumbassery that will require further testing, data, and treatment. The following is the new short-form questionnaire to be used in field-testing: 1) Do you lie awake at night dreaming of super bowl wins, yet get excited when the Chiefs take a lineman in the top 10? 2) Do you believe "improved coaching" can take a 2-14 team that drafts lineman at 1.1, and trades for other teams' Quarterbacks all the way to said Super Bowl? 3) Were you in a coma during the *** Administration? 4) Does the prospect of leftover Shitloaf for dinner make your mouth water? 5) Does the currently circulating gif. of a True Fan Fatty celebrating the pick of Eric Fisher make you feel "kinda' happy" inside? 6) When the Chiefs make a move that you KNOW is horseshit, do you eventually just accept it, don your red on Sunday's, and really hope that you'll end up being wrong even though the possibility of that happening is about the same odds of Hootie ever becoming worth a shit in this life? If so, you have more than likely been infected with LCS(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome). Unfortuantely, there is no cure at this time. We of the institute must collect more data as the season goes on to determine possible antidotes. Until then, we encourage you to have a sip of Antifreeze, report to the nearest dumpster, light it on fire, and throw yourself in. Really, you're doing humanity a favor. Sincerely, Sweet Daddy Hate Director of Studies ChiefsPlanet Clinic UPDATE: KNOWN CARRIERS OF THIS DISEASE:** Direckshun Hootie Maverick The Bad Guy Dave -King- Last edited by Sweet Daddy Hate; 06-02-2013 at 08:19 AM..
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