Football NFL Hires first Female Offical - Page 4

**Renegade** · 04-03-2015, 10:18 AM

Apparently she has been officiating Collegiate games for a while. I am surprised it has taken this long honestly.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/...ort/ar-AAaoL3r

**Kyle DeLexus** · 04-04-2015, 05:55 PM

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

splatbass · 04-04-2015, 06:07 PM

There is a lot of misogyny in this thread. Not really surprised.

58kcfan89 · 04-04-2015, 06:08 PM

I don't think she can get much worse than some of the current refs. But I thought this was funny.

@BleacherReport coach: ref what's the call
Ref: nothing
Coach: no really ways the call
Ref: no it's fine
— PATRICK (@patricklarker) April 3, 2015

GloryDayz · 04-04-2015, 08:49 PM

The first time she ****s-over the home team it's going to be brutal!

ClevelandBronco · 04-04-2015, 11:43 PM

This isn't good. You know that a woman ref is going to drag out some bullshit holding call on number 87, and it won't be because number 87 was holding on this ****ing play just now and she saw him do it, it'll be because her ****ing friend told her some shit about how number 87 was offside all the ****ing time like three years ago, and it won't make any difference that number 87 was going through a divorce at the time and he was hung over a lot because his ungrateful bitch of a wife took him for his house and his car after she ****ed number 64 and sucked number 23's dick and you know damned good and well what the bitch did with number 69, but number 87 is over that shit now and he didn't hold on that ****ing play just now and his offside days are way behind him and he doesn't hold on any other plays either and a woman ref just isn't going to let a brother be happy and forget the past and move on with his life. You know what I'm saying?

**Kyle DeLexus** · 04-04-2015, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

This isn't good. You know that a woman ref is going to drag out some bullshit holding call on number 87, and it won't be because number 87 was holding on this ****ing play just now and she saw him do it, it'll be because her ****ing friend told her some shit about how number 87 was offside all the ****ing time like three years ago, and it won't make any difference that number 87 was going through a divorce at the time and he was hung over a lot because his ungrateful bitch of a wife took him for his house and his car after she ****ed number 64 and sucked number 23's dick and you know damned good and well what the bitch did with number 69, but number 87 is over that shit now and he didn't hold on that ****ing play just now and his offside days are way behind him and he doesn't hold on any other plays either and a woman ref just isn't going to let a brother be happy and forget the past and move on with his life. You know what I'm saying?

It's referee not refershe...amirite?

ClevelandBronco · 04-04-2015, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

It's referee not refershe...amirite?

urite. urite.

Katipan · 04-05-2015, 07:36 AM

I feel like I should have an opinion on all this.

This is by far the funniest post.

Quote:

I was thinking
Middle
Left
Quietly walk away with them before the one on the right notices anything

The one with the pictures of tampon strings was just stupid. Sannyasi, who the **** is that anyways?... had a funny one. I try and catch most Cleveland Broncos posts but that one made my head hurt. And you've gotta give the man playing white knight to all of CPs sweet damsels in distress who really had no idea that this place was an offensive locker room cloaked in pseudo intellectualism.

Plus, I long ago posted a story about this chick and warned all of you, but do you ever ****ing listen to me?

GloryDayz · 04-05-2015, 07:56 AM

I'll say again, the first time she blows a call against the home team it's going to be an epic roast (that the NFL will make sure is never heard or shown). It'll be too hard for the average drunk and avid fan to refrain from.

And 30 years from now we'll all LOL about this.

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Kyle DeLexus Opie and Anthony XM 105 Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10002400	I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
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04-04-2015, 06:08 PM	#48
58kcfan89 Veteran Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $9673187	I don't think she can get much worse than some of the current refs. But I thought this was funny. @BleacherReport coach: ref what's the call Ref: nothing Coach: no really ways the call Ref: no it's fine — PATRICK (@patricklarker) April 3, 2015
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04-04-2015, 08:49 PM	#49
GloryDayz (Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir) Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Diving Casino cash: $895380	The first time she ****s-over the home team it's going to be brutal!
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04-04-2015, 11:43 PM	#50
ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	This isn't good. You know that a woman ref is going to drag out some bullshit holding call on number 87, and it won't be because number 87 was holding on this **ing play just now and she saw him do it, it'll be because her ing friend told her some shit about how number 87 was offside all the ing time like three years ago, and it won't make any difference that number 87 was going through a divorce at the time and he was hung over a lot because his ungrateful bitch of a wife took him for his house and his car after she ed number 64 and sucked number 23's dick and you know damned good and well what the bitch did with number 69, but number 87 is over that shit now and he didn't hold on that **ing play just now and his offside days are way behind him and he doesn't hold on any other plays either and a woman ref just isn't going to let a brother be happy and forget the past and move on with his life. You know what I'm saying? __________________ "Faith and reason are like two wings on which the human spirit rises to the contemplation of truth ..." – Pope Saint John Paul II
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04-05-2015, 07:56 AM	#54
GloryDayz (Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir) Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Diving Casino cash: $895380	I'll say again, the first time she blows a call against the home team it's going to be an epic roast (that the NFL will make sure is never heard or shown). It'll be too hard for the average drunk and avid fan to refrain from. And 30 years from now we'll all LOL about this.
Posts: 123,203