ChiefsPlanet Lexicon: A Terminology Guide , Dictionary and Glossary of Terms

[saphojunkie]

To the ship! - a phrase used to undercut a move made by the chiefs by acting as though the final piece of the championship puzzle has just been acquired.

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

This is a guide to all of the terminology used here at ChiefsPlanet.Com , as navigating your way around the jargon can be difficult and confusing at times.

If you wish to submit a term / phrase / entry into the glossary, simply post your suggestion into this thread.


Here is the Lexicon, in alphabetical order (open the spoiler to see it, you dumb ass).

Spoiler!

Alexsexual: Someone sexually attracted to Alex Smith and/or someone with FatHead posters of Alex Smith in their room that have glowing spatter on them when lit up with a UV light.

Antifreeze:A lethal and almost undetectable poison that you offer, in a large mug, to a person that has a differing point of view than yourself.

Because Chiefs: The main and scientifically proven reason for anything negative that happens to anyone on the Chiefs, the Chiefs themselves as a team or anything related to the Chiefs in general.

Butt****ing Moron: The average poster around here...Someone who makes posts on ChiefsPlanet.Com , or just a typical member here.

Brazilian Midget:A tiny place kicker with brown skin. This term started with Cairos Santos , who was actually from Brazil but in a post-Santos world will probably be applied to any place kicker is less than 6 feet tall and is from any Central or South American land, or any short-ish place kicker with brown skin.

Broke Dick: Any veteran free agent (FA) signed by 1) Faders or Cheating Donks. Especially if is one of our often injured running backs or 2) Any FA signed by the Chiefs if you are trying to make an argument against signing that particular FA.


Clay / Claynus: The Most prolific poster in ChiefsPlanet history. No one knows whether or not he loves or hates the Chiefs. No one can say for certain whether or not he is a virgin. In fact no one really knows whether he has ever been outside. His perspective and football understanding is based purely on reason / logic and in no way is biased by hatred for certain players or regimes. Also known for making videos, memes and gifs of important historic events in our history. Hall of Fame member, no question.

College Nobodies: Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC

Genious: Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.

Drafturbator: The most well versed of all fans. Has studied the draft value charts and memorized all of the different scenarios involving draft order, trades and is also familiar with every single college football team's offense and defense and personnel. This person's opinion regarding college football players and all things NFL Draft related is highly sought after and respected throughout the land.

Drink Antifreeze:(See Antifreeze) Something you tell someone to do when you have run out of scientific facts or evidence to prove your case and they simply refuse to listen to your crystal clear logic.

Get Lucky: What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.

High Profile College Prospects: Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC

Homer : A complimentary term for those Chief Fans (True Fans) who manage to always find the positives in every situation...Those gifted individuals who predict wins despite overwhelming odds or who manage to "love" every draft pick we make despite never have watched a single game of college football that season...these geniouses also manage to know that any player we cut, trade or release would not have been a good fit on our team or had any measure of success as a chief any longer.

Injury Prone: Any player who has been injured at least once or twice in their entire careeer. (Eric Fisher is injury prone.)

Kill Yourself: A commonly used phrase to gently tell someone that their opinion is probably not accurate. Made popular by CP scholar Hamas Jenkins possibly during the Cassel era.

Looser: The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.

Mahomo: Someone who can prove statistically , using only logic, that Pat Mahomes II will be a Superbowl MVP, the greatest QB who ever lived and a future Hall Of Famer.

NFL Caliber Talent: Something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.

Pissed Away: Any draft pick traded by KC

The Profile: A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
Prolific Success: KC going over .500 with Gunther and or Marty. Also can be used to denote winning a bunch of regular season games with any coach, yet please note that failing to succeed in the playoffs does not nullify prolific success.

Q: A one letter insult that you post into someone's thread if they ever caused you any degree of butthurt AND this new thread has ANY similarity to any thread that has ever existed previously, even if it is decades old or just a vague similarity.

QB Bust: Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.

Reach: (See Wasted pick)

RRPP: Run, Run , Pass, Punt. An extremely boring series of play calls that became popular during the Herm Era. The most perfect example of RRPP would be if the P was also well behind the 1st down marker, say a 5 yard pass on 3rd and 9.


Retart: The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'reerun'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.

Short-sighted: When KC signs a veteran FA.

True Fan: Sometimes shortened to 'Truefan' , this is an affectionate term for someone who has proven themselves a 'Homer' and can take any negative situation then turn it around into a positive. The only real, genuine fan because people who say negative things about anything related to the Chiefs cannot be true fans.

Wasted Pick: Any draft pick used by KC to select a player

Winning the Lottery: What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'

Your and idiot:A very politeand proper way of telling someone you have a minor disagreement with their viewpoint. This is the correct grammatical method for this phrase. All other versions are wrong.

**if there are any errors please send a bunch of PM's to Dane McCloud or Bob Dole , thank you **

source material:

Spoiler!

Here are some older original threads that these came from:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...hlight=lexicon

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...hlight=lexicon

please feel free to mention other source material, I am trying to gather everything into a single thread and keep it up to date

** Original Credit for the Lexicon I believe belongs to the departed member "Logical" who was before my time, but all respect goes out to and RIP my brother **

*** I will be handing out some casino cash and rep to people who make good entries. So let's make this list amazing *** Try to upvote good ones please!! ***

Q you butt****ing moron

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Q you butt****ing moron

this was made for YOU, Truefan!

Q: A one letter insult that you post into someone's thread if they ever caused you any degree of butthurt AND this new thread has ANY similarity to any thread that has ever existed previously, even if it is decades old or just a vague similarity.

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

this was made for YOU, Truefan!

Me, a Truefan? Im one of the most pessimistic ****ers here...

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Me, a Truefan? Im one of the most pessimistic ****ers here...

i guess I meant genious

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

i guess I meant genious

Uhhhh no. Your and idiot.

[ChiefsCountry]

Print Em' - any signing that they sure start printing playoff tickets.

[eDave]

Cuck

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Regarding AIDS trees, I liked the Roberto Alomar Tree cultivar myself. Don't forget that, "hindsight is 50/50."

[ChiefsCountry]

Alexual - a creepy weird fan of an average player who follows and defends player more than a teenage girl with a crush on a boy band

[Ming the Merciless]

got most of them done and in there.....

thanks for all of the suggestions

keep them coming

[Sorter]

No Dolphin Rape Cave?

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by Sorter

No Dolphin Rape Cave?

could you use that in a sentence please?

LOL!!!

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

could you use that in a sentence please?

LOL!!!

Absolutely.

"Marshawn Lynch is permanently damaged as a runner due to his experience in the Dolphin Rape Cave (occurred in Kansas City)".

[Rasputin]

MVP - Dustin Colquitt future Hall of Fame punter. Pins teams deep inside their own territory so that the defense can give the ball back to the offence on a short field. Particular useful with a game manager Quarterback that is third down challenged.