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Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Denver
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I need my solitude. I'm in my late-twenties and have always ended up miserable in long-term relationships. I can always go pick up a chick or make a booty call if I need to get laid. Otherwise, I get to do what I want when I want. Maybe I'll feel differently when I'm a little older but I've been really digging the single life the past couple of years.
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Are you ready to Rumble?
Join Date: Apr 2006
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I was going boating the other day, and I saw this old guy...suuuper old like 80 years old. He was fishing by himself on the dock. I was a little liquored up so I was bothering him asking him about what he was up to and how his life was. He was like well my wife just died. I told him how I was sorry to hear that, he was like "I'm not. Now I can fish all day and don't have to worry about her nagging me all the time".
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THE RED MENACE
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texas
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Get a dog.
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Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Belize Nuts
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How old are you?
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a haw haw haw
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: MIZZOU
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#51 |
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Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Denver
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Reminds me of when I was working at this restaurant in high school. Old customer in his 70's/80's randomly walks up to me, looks at my name tag, and says, "Shifty... If you're ever thinking about getting married come and find me so I can talk you out of it."
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#52 |
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Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Studio City, CA
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All those old sad guys?
They didn't grow up with internet and games. Something tells me the old folks home is going to be me playing classic Mortal Kombat III games with my dudes and high fiving each other using 90s slang. Righteous Brutality, Big Dog! *high five* |
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#54 |
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Join Date: Feb 2017
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So dying young with someone is better than getting old and dying alone? I think I would take the old route.
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BAMF!
Join Date: Nov 2007
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