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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
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So who has gooch grease?
I have never in my entire life heard the phrase gooch grease, so I have to ask. |
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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I call it the ol' Shit 'N Shower.
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When the f was this EVER a thing? Using moistened toilet paper is not the same thing as using a literal rag. You ****ing SAVE that? It doesn't immediately go in the trash? and then you WASH it? please tell me there aren't other clothes in the washing machine when you do that you sick ****ing animal |
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
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You think so?
We haven't always had bidets. So you washed your ass! Better tha running around with shit still on your ass or in your underwear creating a new creature in your pants!
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Busy in a Kohl's restroom
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The gheys call it “santorum.” Or so my boyfriend says.
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#51 |
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Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Studio City, CA
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I wipe excess poop from my nethers with a silk scarf.
Back around the neck it goes, for use again tomorrow |
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Ever changed a babies diaper before disposale diapers or disposable wipe? Didn't think so!
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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
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Inmem 2.0
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Anyone of yall ever blown an o ring before?
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I knew a gal who immigrated to the U.S. from Turkey. This was around 2012, so long before the pandemic. She was horrified when she arrived and realized that bidets were practically non-existent here. Seems like we were later to the bidet party than other places she'd been. That toilet-paper shortage in 2020 advanced our civilization. That said, I recommend buying Cottonelle brand TP if you have a bidet as it is a great disposable towel for drying off. It doesn't fall apart when wet like Charmin does.
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Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
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I am surprised more by why you would know such a thing. Are you sniffing around men's asses or where they have set?
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Banned!
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Use some moist wipes, FFS. Actually keep yourself clean.
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"You like to drink?"
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hEaLtHy aT aNy sIzE
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Most Valuable Villain
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I worked in a vet for four years and have had more unspeakable things on my hands than the average person will in their lifetime but I don't wipe it off with a towel and then SAVE IT |
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