I fucking HATE Golf !!!!.... - Page 4

philfree · 09-18-2004, 10:32 PM

I played Hickory on Friday. Two-man Scramble Member Guest with my dad. He's turned 75 May 22. We carded a 71. I should shoot that own my own

I made a 35-40 footer and he made a 20 footer but we missed 5 birdies putts that were less then 15 feet long. I think 4 were prolly less then 10'.

How can two people putt that bad?!!We won $80.00 though so........wudn't all bad. And that Country Club Calm Chowder

I just went over my round and I hit 9 fairways, 15 greens and had 33 putts. We did not use all my iron shots out of those 15 we used three of my dads. I'd prolly shot at least 4 strokes higher own my own. 75 on Hickory Hills isn't to shabby.

PhilFree

PastorMikH · 09-30-2004, 10:44 PM

I thought about this thread today. Went out with a guy in church, we decided to play the chapionship tees. We hit the second tee box (the first par 4) and I realize it isn't going to be a good day driving the ball. after several holes, I put the driver up and started using the 2 iron. There is something wrong when you can hit your 2 iron 2x as far as the driver - and lets not comment on how much straighter it was. If I had been playing the Bertha Clone instead of my Hawkeye, I probably would have thrown it - it is amazing the restraint one can have when the remind themselves of how much a club would cost to replace. Had to settle for a stinkin' 85 thanks to the stinkin' driver.

Hydrae · 09-16-2004, 08:40 PM

Hey William, here I am perusing the responses to this thread and who do I see in the list at the bottom of the page as veiwing the thread but "6 Iron".

Better be careful, they are still watching you! You can't get away from them even here on the Planet!

**Skip Towne** · 09-16-2004, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae

Hey William, here I am perusing the responses to this thread and who do I see in the list at the bottom of the page as veiwing the thread but "6 Iron".

Better be careful, they are still watching you! You can't get away from them even here on the Planet!

What is the deal with "6 iron"? He once sent me a PM correcting my spelling for calling someone a "looser". I promptly ripped him a new one for his ignorance of the lexicon. Never seen him since.

6 Iron · 09-16-2004, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

What is the deal with "6 iron"? He once sent me a PM correcting my spelling for calling someone a "looser". I promptly ripped him a new one for his ignorance of the lexicon. Never seen him since.

Skip, still here. I read through the post, and could not think of anything interesting to add. As for not being around, I needed considerable reconstructive surgery to repair the "new one". It looks good though, and works fine. Thanks for your concern.

Logical · 09-18-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 6 Iron

Skip, still here. I read through the post, and could not think of anything interesting to add. As for not being around, I needed considerable reconstructive surgery to repair the "new one". It looks good though, and works fine. Thanks for your concern.

Good response.

Raiderhater · 09-18-2004, 01:29 PM

Good grief. This is one reason why I have never gotten into golf.

That being said, it could be a hell of a lot of fun playing with some of you who take this game so seriously........

Boyceofsummer · 09-18-2004, 02:24 PM

been moved to "The Hall of Classics" yet? I can hear and visualize the 5 rotating horizontally over the horizon.

Once again, classic.

mikey23545 · 09-18-2004, 05:41 PM

You know, I have never played golf, and I had tears running down my face after reading this thread....The old lady came in here to see WTF I was laughing so hard at....

Truly, some of the funniest MFer's on the internet hang out on this BB....

Raiderhater · 09-18-2004, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mikey23545

You know, I have never played golf, and I had tears running down my face after reading this thread....The old lady came in here to see WTF I was laughing so hard at....

Truly, some of the funniest MFer's on the internet hang out on this BB....

Indeed. And the combined wit of these individuals will leave you in awe.

38yrsfan · 09-18-2004, 07:56 PM

Don't sugarcoat it, tell us how you feel, let it out.

**Mr. Kotter** · 09-30-2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

.. That's right. fuck you Golf. You piece of Shiot-sucking game. **** you again, I say.

And F8ck the goat sodomizing bastard Scotsman ...

DO YOU fuckING HEAR ME???????

I hope so because if this ever happens again, I will encase you mother fuckers in concrete and sink you to the bottom of the mother fucking ocean. The Feds will find Hoffa before they'll find you fuckers.

Is that clear?

**** this game. I'm going to bed.

You takin' lessons from Frazod....wow.

ROYC75 · 10-01-2004, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

You takin' lessons from Frazod....wow.

If Frazod was on the course, I would want to be on that foresome .....That would be some of the best comedy a man could watch, of course it could be dangerous due to flying objects.

09-18-2004, 10:32 PM	#1
philfree Indian Twitter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Free Agency Casino cash: $-1983802	I played Hickory on Friday. Two-man Scramble Member Guest with my dad. He's turned 75 May 22. We carded a 71. I should shoot that own my own I made a 35-40 footer and he made a 20 footer but we missed 5 birdies putts that were less then 15 feet long. I think 4 were prolly less then 10'. How can two people putt that bad?!!We won $80.00 though so........wudn't all bad. And that Country Club Calm Chowder I just went over my round and I hit 9 fairways, 15 greens and had 33 putts. We did not use all my iron shots out of those 15 we used three of my dads. I'd prolly shot at least 4 strokes higher own my own. 75 on Hickory Hills isn't to shabby. PhilFree __________________ [/SIGPIC] Last edited by philfree; 09-19-2004 at 12:04 AM..
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09-30-2004, 10:44 PM	#2
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9905087	I thought about this thread today. Went out with a guy in church, we decided to play the chapionship tees. We hit the second tee box (the first par 4) and I realize it isn't going to be a good day driving the ball. after several holes, I put the driver up and started using the 2 iron. There is something wrong when you can hit your 2 iron 2x as far as the driver - and lets not comment on how much straighter it was. If I had been playing the Bertha Clone instead of my Hawkeye, I probably would have thrown it - it is amazing the restraint one can have when the remind themselves of how much a club would cost to replace. Had to settle for a stinkin' 85 thanks to the stinkin' driver. __________________
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09-16-2004, 08:40 PM	#3
Hydrae MVP Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Newport, Or Casino cash: $-963000	Hey William, here I am perusing the responses to this thread and who do I see in the list at the bottom of the page as veiwing the thread but "6 Iron". Better be careful, they are still watching you! You can't get away from them even here on the Planet! __________________ My 2024 Adopt-A-Chief: Rashee Rice
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09-18-2004, 01:29 PM	#7
Raiderhater Tried it on and it fit Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $-1377979	Good grief. This is one reason why I have never gotten into golf. That being said, it could be a hell of a lot of fun playing with some of you who take this game so seriously........ __________________ "Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules." -- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant
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09-18-2004, 02:24 PM	#8
Boyceofsummer That Doyle, he's a mean-un Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Salina, Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Why hasn't this.............. been moved to "The Hall of Classics" yet? I can hear and visualize the 5 rotating horizontally over the horizon. Once again, classic. __________________ ALL YOU GIMPS & reerunS..........GET THE OUT!
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09-18-2004, 05:41 PM	#9
mikey23545 MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10015321	You know, I have never played golf, and I had tears running down my face after reading this thread....The old lady came in here to see WTF I was laughing so hard at.... Truly, some of the funniest MFer's on the internet hang out on this BB....
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09-18-2004, 07:56 PM	#11
38yrsfan Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In many minds, rent free. Casino cash: $9935667	Don't sugarcoat it, tell us how you feel, let it out. __________________ During the 75 season the Chiefs mascot Warpaint would circle the field after a touchdown. This prompted a great quote from long ago Raiders coach John Madden after the 42-10 loss at Arrowhead. "We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse."
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