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Old 03-03-2013, 12:50 PM  
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Luv's old thread is in the HOC for being too big.

Post all your dating questions, comments, concerns, advice, and scrutiny in here!
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Old 08-12-2014, 09:46 AM   #6031
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I've got a hot date tonight with this gal I've had a crush on for like 3 years.

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3 years and not friend zoned? Interesting.
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Old 08-12-2014, 09:53 AM   #6032
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She was a barkeep at this bar I used to hang out at. I'd always flirt with her and make small talk.. But was too much of a vag to ask her out. I lost touch with her and hadn't seen her in ages. Well, I get a random FB friend request from her (we have like two mutual friends) so we aren't in the same social circle. I just started chatting with her on there and eventually told her I liked her and asked her out for dinner.

Pretty easy stuff
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Old 08-12-2014, 10:06 AM   #6033
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3 years and not friend zoned? Interesting.
We weren't really friends. She though I was good looking but I never asked her out.
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Old 08-12-2014, 10:26 AM   #6034
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Was probably asking about the best boyfriend ever. Turn out to be a phony?
Not-so-long long story that I'm not getting into.
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Old 08-12-2014, 10:48 AM   #6035
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It was a girl asking why I didn't swipe right on her account because she apparently swiped right on mine.

Uh.. Why didnt you?

You don't have the luxury of being picky.
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Old 08-12-2014, 10:50 AM   #6036
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Uh.. Why didnt you?

You don't have the luxury of being picky.
Because it would be "awkward" or "creepy"
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Old 08-12-2014, 10:52 AM   #6037
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Because it would be "awkward" or "creepy"

Creepy? If you swiped right and she didn't she would have never known unless you said something.

You ****ed up. You done goofed.
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Old 08-12-2014, 10:57 AM   #6038
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Uh.. Why didnt you?

You don't have the luxury of being picky.
Everyone has the luxury of being picky. Never settle.
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Old 08-12-2014, 10:58 AM   #6039
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Creepy? If you swiped right and she didn't she would have never known unless you said something.

You ****ed up. You done goofed.
No one knew i was on it until she posted the fact on FB.
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Old 08-12-2014, 11:00 AM   #6040
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I have been single a little while. My ex-gf pleaded with me to change my mind about dumping her, but I didn't and I sent her packing. Now I miss her so ****ing much.

Stupid human brain.
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Old 08-12-2014, 11:05 AM   #6041
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No one knew i was on it until she posted the fact on FB.
Who cares? You are a single guy....spread your seed
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Old 08-12-2014, 11:07 AM   #6042
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Who cares? You are a single guy....spread your seed
Double standards for dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyys.
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Old 08-12-2014, 11:09 AM   #6043
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The chick wanted your cock brah....what was wrong with her?
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Old 08-12-2014, 11:09 AM   #6044
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You guys ever do the lemon test? It could really save your ass.

Before you leave the bar ask for a couple of lemons. Before you put your hand down the girl's pants squeeze a lemon. If she jumps or screams it's because that lemon juice got into STD sores and burned.

Just a good trick of the trade I figured I'd pass along.
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Old 08-12-2014, 12:36 PM   #6045
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If you two were not such dorks you probably wouldn't be virgins.

Here is some advice. Stop trying to figure out "chicks". It will never happen. And if you actually DID somehow figure them out, you still wouldn't get laid because you're a ****ing dork.

What's the secret? Devote your efforts to figuring out how not to be a dork, and the pussy will just flow naturally.

Back in the old days, if you had a guitar and could play and sing the first half of "Stairway To Heaven", you couldn't keep the pussy off of you.

I don't know if "chicks" dig musicians anymore, but what the heck? Forget about all the weirdo shit and learn how to play guitar.

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I have a girlfriend.

I do think billay makes up every little thing he posts in this thread, though.
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