Pictures CP Alpha List!!! - Page 41

**lewdog** · 09:16 PM

I have done extensive research and have concluded over my years at CP that the following are Alphas. I hope I haven't missed anyone.

Recent thread:
https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=323368

Austin Chief
Fan4ever
Marcellus
MoHillbilly
TwistedChief
Bwana
Rockymtnchief
Ocity
siberian khatru
loochy
bigcatdady
KCunited
Tooge
Seclark
TinyEvil
Pablo
Chiefscountry
Lewdog
Hog’sgonefishing
Mr. Tegu
ChiTown
DJJasonp
Bowser
Sauto
DJ's left nut
FAX
Pawnmower
htismaqe
Iowanian
MIAdragon
RadarChief
Bugeater
Lonewolf
Easy 6
KCTattoo
Rausch
IA_Chiefs_fan
OnTheWarpath15
frozenchief
big nasty kcnut
Frazod
Bearcat
RealSNR
Buehler445
HayWire
BryanBusby
Fish
Detoxing
Why Not?
Katie
Katipan
Dante84

rfaulk34 · 03-26-2023, 04:17 PM

Wait...are people actually complaining about being taken off this list?

Pablo · 03-26-2023, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Wait...are people actually complaining about being taken off this list?

Yes.

Read back and you'll see there are a few members that are shaken to their core by not being included on this very exclusive list. And once you make it and it's taken away, that's some brutal stuff to have to live thru.

**Rausch** · 03-26-2023, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Wait...are people actually complaining about being taken off this list?

This is a test.

This is only a test...

**Rausch** · 03-26-2023, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

I think you just insulted both of us.

Haven't we known eachother too long for you to be hitting on me?

I tend to display how strongly I feel a relationship is by the cutting level or number of insults I'm comfortable trading with someone. The people I've been best friends with would insult me with with astonishing honesty and venom. We would insult each other with truth.

It would both prove we truly cared for each other to endure that as well as strike fear into the outer layers of stranger's souls. "They do this to the people they like?"

And I would never honestly hit on you.

I've never hit on anyone I've had any level of respect for.

And that's 100% truth.

**lewdog** · 03-26-2023, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chieftain

This is me last week at the pool. Do I meet the CP Alpha critera?

I don't even need DenverChief for this one because my gaydar is off the charts on this!

rfaulk34 · 03-26-2023, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo

Yes.

Read back and you'll see there are a few members that are shaken to their core by not being included on this very exclusive list. And once you make it and it's taken away, that's some brutal stuff to have to live thru.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

This is a test.

This is only a test...

How TF can you expect to be on a Alpha list, if you're complaining about being taken off an Alpha list? Only Betas complain about being taken off lists.

deegs · 03-26-2023, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Chieftain

This is me last week at the pool. Do I meet the CP Alpha critera?

^ Gayer than both Chargers fans fighting over Clay Aiken tickets

**Bearcat** · 03-26-2023, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34

How TF can you expect to be on a Alpha list, if you're complaining about being taken off an Alpha list? Only Betas complain about being taken off lists.

Yeah, I didn't read through the list when it came out or give it a 2nd thought whether my name was listed.

And then one day lewdog met me, scratching our goatees in amusement as we
were parking our T-Top Camaros next to each other, we then enjoyed a 15% stout and a pour of barrel proof bourbon with lunch while discussing fellow alpha Patrick Mahomes.

The next day my name caught my eye as I scrolled down to read the latest responses to this thread. Not surprised by any means.

It's like a lucky shirt. You don't demand its luck by figuring out what to wear or changing shirts at halftime when things aren't going well. Analyzing it just makes it worse. It's either lucky or it isn't.... you're either an alpha or you aren't.

scho63 · 03-26-2023, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Yeah, I didn't read through the list when it came out or give it a 2nd thought whether my name was listed.

And then one day lewdog met me, scratching our goatees in amusement as we
were parking our T-Top Camaros next to each other, we then enjoyed a 15% stout and a pour of barrel proof bourbon with lunch while discussing fellow alpha Patrick Mahomes.

The next day my name caught my eye as I scrolled down to read the latest responses to this thread. Not surprised by any means.

It's like a lucky shirt. You don't demand its luck by figuring out what to wear or changing shirts at halftime when things aren't going well. Analyzing it just makes it worse. It's either lucky or it isn't.... you're either an alpha or you aren't.

Just be honest, you gave him a handie and a $20 bill in the parking lot.

scho63 · 03-26-2023, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog

I don't even need DenverChief for this one because my gaydar is off the charts on this!

He looks like he could be your younger, in better shape and better looking brother.

Vladimir_Kyrilytch · 03-26-2023, 05:13 PM

That's me in my own profile picture. I would never want to be called an Alpha cause I think that's a slang term for homosexuals if I'm not mistaken. I hope I come across as a Zeta to you fruits.

T-post Tom · 03-26-2023, 05:15 PM

I don’t want to be on the alpha list. Maybe under it. (NO I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is.)

deegs · 03-26-2023, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch

That's me in my own profile picture. I would never want to be called an Alpha cause I think that's a slang term for homosexuals if I'm not mistaken. I hope I come across as a Zeta to you fruits.

Based solely on your picture, I’d say it’s unlikely you’d be confused as one. An alpha I mean. You definitely look like you’ve seen more than a few up close

deegs · 03-26-2023, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by T-post Tom

I don’t want to be on the alpha list. Maybe under it. (NO I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is.)

Did your boyfriend recently have her nuts massaged by a TSA agent?

Vladimir_Kyrilytch · 03-26-2023, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deegs

Based solely on your picture, I’d say it’s unlikely you’d be confused as one. An alpha I mean. You definitely look like you’ve seen more than a few up close

Is it an alpha thing to do to hurt people's feelings? If so, you're the biggest alpha here.

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lewdog Mod Team Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Valley of the hot as **** Casino cash: $-1408100	CP Alpha List!!! I have done extensive research and have concluded over my years at CP that the following are Alphas. I hope I haven't missed anyone. Recent thread: https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=323368 Austin Chief Fan4ever Marcellus MoHillbilly TwistedChief Bwana Rockymtnchief Ocity siberian khatru loochy bigcatdady KCunited Tooge Seclark TinyEvil Pablo Chiefscountry Lewdog Hog’sgonefishing Mr. Tegu ChiTown DJJasonp Bowser Sauto DJ's left nut FAX Pawnmower htismaqe Iowanian MIAdragon RadarChief Bugeater Lonewolf Easy 6 KCTattoo Rausch IA_Chiefs_fan OnTheWarpath15 frozenchief big nasty kcnut Frazod Bearcat RealSNR Buehler445 HayWire BryanBusby Fish Detoxing Why Not? Katie Katipan Dante84 Last edited by lewdog; 12-17-2023 at 09:16 PM..
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03-26-2023, 04:17 PM	#601
rfaulk34 Veteran Join Date: Dec 2022 Location: Cincinnati Casino cash: $-2180000	Wait...are people actually complaining about being taken off this list?
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03-26-2023, 05:13 PM	#611
Vladimir_Kyrilytch Veteran Join Date: Sep 2021 Casino cash: $-840600	That's me in my own profile picture. I would never want to be called an Alpha cause I think that's a slang term for homosexuals if I'm not mistaken. I hope I come across as a Zeta to you fruits.
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03-26-2023, 05:15 PM	#612
T-post Tom Busy in a Kohl's restroom Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland Casino cash: $1887293	I don’t want to be on the alpha list. Maybe under it. (NO I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is.) __________________ You seem nice!
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