Chiefs Alexander Douglas Smith: 2016 - Page 48

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09-17-2016, 10:44 AM

We wouldn't we want to roll out another Alex Smith thread?!?!? Listen, for the Clay haters, this will probably be the thread that gets him banned. He can't help himself, right? Let's go!!!

First off, as many of you know, I have been very critical of Alexander Douglas Smith. Wasn't happy with the trade, HATED the extension, and have burned him to the ground from the beginning. So ****ing sick of the retread QB's.

So, that said Alex Smith is my Daddy. I mean, I just have to own that at this point. Here's why. He's never had continuity in a system. That guy had a new offensive coordinator just about every year until Jim Harbaugh showed up. And he flashed a little bit. That said, it sure looks like San Fran traded their best QB to us in favor of some douche that's starting some thing all over the league, while riding the bench to a guy named Blaine Gabbert.

Alex is now in his 4th year of the same system and it's showing. He's getting better. Why is he my daddy now all of a sudden though? Because he proved that he's more than just a game manager. He made some ****ing incredible throws against the Chargers last week. The back shoulder Maclin throw, the Maclin throw where Jeremy was almost killed, The Spencer Ware throws. Twice he hit him downfield (like, way more than 8 yards!), and then finally the Kelce throws.

People can give Spencer Ware a lot of credit, he is deserving of it after the monster game he had. Make no mistake about it though, Alexander Douglas Smith personally put this team on his back and willed them to victory. 1 play at a time. 1 throw at a time. He's a leader, and it reflected in the locker room after that game. They trust Alex now. They trust that he has what it takes to will them to victory in any game.

Alex isn't just a game manager anymore. He's a game changer, and a leader. This team could go 6-10 this year and I'll say the same thing. He has the ability and he's proven it. Now let's see where they go with it. I'm officially a YUGE Alex fan. What do you think? I'll take your comments off air.

Beef Supreme · 10-03-2016, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Thing is GoChiefs you can go down that list and only find 14 guys you'd definitively take over Smith at this point.

So, he's still above average QB in the league and that supposedly is enough to win a SB.

Or something.

I'd take Nick Foles over Smith, and he's not on that list, but he is on the team, so it isn't even that hard to do.

**Bowser** · 10-03-2016, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Ok, I'll bite.

To the bolded, I ask - why?

Because some of them throw *gasp* INT's?

After watching this shit show for 4 years, you're going to have to be a goddamn magician to convince me that turnovers hurt you any more than being ultra conservative.

We had three drives that totaled almost 50 plays and came away with 14 points, all in garbage time. Think about that.

Red Dawg · 10-03-2016, 01:55 PM

Any other teams QB would be better than Smith. He should be benched and let go this off season.

Discuss Thrower · 10-03-2016, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Ok, I'll bite.

To the bolded, I ask - why?

Because some of them throw *gasp* INT's?

After watching this shit show for 4 years, you're going to have to be a goddamn magician to convince me that turnovers hurt you any more than being ultra conservative.

That list I'd feel comfortable in saying 67% of CP agreeing with me would be:

Ryan
Prescott
Wentz
Rivers
Wilson
Roethlisberger
Carr
Stafford
Brees
Mariota
Newton
Taylor
Luck
Rodgers
Flacco

As to any criteria: none in particular, just a "yeah, I'd take ____ over Smith right now" judgment.

As for interceptions... Welp, I think picking off Fitzpatrick 6 times last week and not blowing them out of the water like Pitt did to KC last night with six fewer total turnovers... Well I think that speaks for itself.

CupidStunt · 10-03-2016, 02:07 PM

QBs I categorically wouldn't take over Smith, on the basis they're putrid with no upside:

Cutler
Fitzpatrick
Keenum (but they have Goff)
Gabbert
Cleveland Browns

Every other QB in football would either be an immediate upgrade or offer at least some semblance of potential in the future.

Fish · 10-03-2016, 02:09 PM

Alexander Douglas Smith: 2016

**Bowser** · 10-03-2016, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

Alexander Douglas Smith: 2016

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-03-2016, 02:11 PM

^^^

BigCatDaddy · 10-03-2016, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

Alexander Douglas Smith: 2016

Sums it up perfectly

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-03-2016, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ASS11

This is so ****ing hilarious. I've literally come back to look at it and laughed out loud at it all day.

Hammock Parties · 10-03-2016, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

This is so ****ing hilarious. I've literally come back to look at it and laughed out loud at it all day.

Put it in your avatar big daddy. I dare you. I double ****ing dare you mother****er.

TigeRRUppeRRcut · 10-03-2016, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ASS11

Alex Smith has 16 rushing yards this year. What's up with that? Are his legs about ready to give out?

They want to keep him healthy and build trust in that pocket, or whatever his O line can give him.

You see what happened to RW and Cam Newton in a week's span?

Pasta Little Brioni · 10-03-2016, 02:21 PM

Creature is coming out. A loss to the Faid will solidy it's presence.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-03-2016, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ASS11

Put it in your avatar big daddy. I dare you. I double ****ing dare you mother****er.

That was easy.

**Bowser** · 10-03-2016, 02:24 PM

Jesus

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