Indiana Jones 5: First Details

[Hammock Parties]

https://www.theilluminerdi.com/2021/...5gsE-j2lqNlXGk

Plot and character details have still been kept tightly under wraps, until now. The Illuminerdi can exclusively reveal the roles of Mads Mikkelsen and Shaunette Renée Wilson. And on top of that, when the next installment of the Indiana Jones franchise will take place.

According to our sources, Mads Mikkelsen will be playing the villain in this new installment of Indiana Jones. His character is described to us as a Nazi scientist enlisted into NASA by the United States government to work on the space agency’s moon landing initiative.

Shaunette Renee Wilson will be playing Mads Mikkelsen’s villain’s CIA handler responsible for “babysitting” the Nazi scientist turned NASA recruit. There will also be a female villain, “an evil and brutal killer” who will work with Mads Mikkelsen’s character. According to our sources, Scarlett Johansson actually passed on this role previously.

Mads Mikkelsen’s character’s description not only reveals that he will be the villain of Indiana Jones 5, but when the franchise’s next installment will be taking place.

The next Indiana Jones adventure would logically be set during the 1960s space race. NASA’s Apollo 11 landed on the moon in 1969, so it wouldn’t be a shock for the film to be set later in the 1960s, especially since the fourth Indiana Jones film was set in 1957. And in classic Indiana Jones fashion it looks like our hat wearing, whip wielding, archeologist will have another chance to punch some Nazis, with Mikkelsen’s villain being a former scientist for Hitler’s Reich.

[Hammock Parties]

NONE OF YOU THOUGHT A 90 AUDIENCE SCORE WAS EVER POSSIBLE

RECANT AND KNEEL

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

NONE OF YOU THOUGHT A 90 AUDIENCE SCORE WAS EVER POSSIBLE

RECANT AND KNEEL

It's going to fall well short of their 900 Billion and more goal

[Hammock Parties]

you are a terrible person

[Just Passin' By]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

NONE OF YOU THOUGHT A 90 AUDIENCE SCORE WAS EVER POSSIBLE

RECANT AND KNEEL

When all the audience going to an established series is the fanboys, and the people who've already been driven off are missing along with the non-existent casual watchers, you get an artificially high audience score.


That's how you end up with TLJ being the #4 audience rated Star Wars movie at rottentomatoes.com.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

When all the audience going to an established series is the fanboys, and the people who've already been driven off are missing along with the non-existent casual watchers, you get an artificially high audience score.


That's how you end up with TLJ being the #4 audience rated Star Wars movie at rottentomatoes.com.

your logic is DEEPLY flawed

TLJ had an audience score of 42%

YOU'RE LOOKING AT AN INVERSE OF THE LAST JEDI HERE

ERGO, YOU SHOULD LOVE IT

GOOD DAY SIR

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

That's how you end up with TLJ being the #4 audience rated Star Wars movie at rottentomatoes.com.

This year's Disney Tentpoles that bombed

[Just Passin' By]

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

This year's Disney Tentpoles that bombed

When you play to a small core audience because you've driven off the rest, it's what can happen. It doesn't always happen, because sometimes the movies turn off even the hardcore fans, but it does happen a fair amount.

We see the same thing in sports, too, where crappy teams still have a loyal core that puts up with just about anything. This isn't some phenomenon that's exclusive to movies.

[Hammock Parties]

pound sand loser

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

When you play to a small core audience because you've driven off the rest, it's what can happen. It doesn't always happen, because sometimes the movies turn off even the hardcore fans, but it does happen a fair amount.

We see the same thing in sports, too, where crappy teams still have a loyal core that puts up with just about anything. This isn't some phenomenon that's exclusive to movies.

The Florida political and litigation meddling was the death blow, because they could've shelled more subpar movies/streaming shows if they didn't add their opinion and pursued a lawsuit in said state.

[Just Passin' By]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

your logic is DEEPLY flawed

TLJ had an audience score of 42%

YOU'RE LOOKING AT AN INVERSE OF THE LAST JEDI HERE

ERGO, YOU SHOULD LOVE IT

GOOD DAY SIR

The critics were the biggest fanboys, because of the wokeness.

[Just Passin' By]

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

The Florida political and litigation meddling was the death blow, because they could've shelled more subpar movies/streaming shows if they didn't add their opinion and pursued a lawsuit in said state.

Maybe, but Disney's been withering on the vine for a while and, while the wokeness has been a part of it, a lot of other problems have added to it.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

The critics were the biggest fanboys, because of the wokeness.

that doesn't make a damn bit of sense....cannes is the wokest place on earth and they panned it

make some ****ing sense for a change....audiences hated TLJ...audiences love DOD

YOUR SHITTY NARRATIVE HAS BEEN DESTROYED

[Just Passin' By]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

that doesn't make a damn bit of sense....cannes is the wokest place on earth and they panned it

make some ****ing sense for a change....audiences hated TLJ...audiences love DOD

YOUR SHITTY NARRATIVE HAS BEEN DESTROYED

I'm making sense. Sorry you choose to ignore it.

Go look at where the critics ranked SW Ep 7. Maybe that'll help you figure it out. If it doesn't, try to realize that I'm not making a direct comparison between Star Wars and Indiana Jones, but am merely using another of your movie franchise binkies as a demonstration.


I hope this movie is better than advertised, and I hope it makes the money it deserves either way. But, as with so many other movies we've seen go belly up lately, it's not starting out looking good.

[Hammock Parties]

holding strong at 88% with 500+

[Hammock Parties]

oh man

i'm going to love this

Dial of Destiny - initial thoughts - no spoilers. It's feels like the Fate if Atlantis.

Guys and gals.... It's so good. No one is annoying. No one is usurping Indy. It doesn't drag in the middle. It feels 1000 times more "real" and tactile than KotCS. It feels closest to Raiders for me. Honestly, it's a combination of Raiders and The Fate of Atlantis.

It's. So. Good.