Apparently, there's some serious cash to be made in strip clubs - Page 5

4th and Long · 04-20-2006, 05:23 PM

I may have to quit my job. http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/mow/news2006/yeager.ind.pdf

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2006, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Rain Man...if you do the Marketing won't you need an Ad Agency or a Graphic Designer. That's me...in fact have been a Creative Director and an Art Director.

I'm more of a strategy and research guy. Plenty of room for someone to do the creative work. Welcome to the team.

4th and Long · 04-21-2006, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Not the position I was applying for....in fact wasn't looking to be hired for a "position"

....just to do your logo and name. I have to much self-respect to apply for the other position.

And those aren't my boobs!

I do all my own logos so we have no need for your "services."

4th and Long · 04-21-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm more of a strategy and research guy. Plenty of room for someone to do the creative work. Welcome to the team.

*AHEM* Someone is standing on my toes. *AHEM*

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2006, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

*AHEM* Someone is standing on my toes. *AHEM*

This is why I'm not going to be the Human Resources guy. I'm terrible at job descriptions.

BucEyedPea · 04-21-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I do all my own logos so we have no need for your "services."

You don't know the first marketing basics of naming a catchy name, how important a name really is and testing it on your public. RainMan at least knows that much. Right RainMan?

You don't know if it will work first in B&W, that it has to be reducable to 1/8" and still be identifiable and readable....as well as work when blown up large and not be an eyesore!

Stick to dispensing medicine...in fact you can keep the club's ladies free of STD's. K?

Leave the creative work to the pro's.

I have done forty logo exploratories for Disney.
I have also taught courses in Corporate Identity!

On second thought, I've decided to open up a competing strip club across the street from yours!!!

RedNFeisty · 04-21-2006, 09:59 AM

Oh, this sounds fun. I'll do the books and help hire!

Duck Dog · 04-21-2006, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Okay, so I figure we need the following:

1. General Manager
2. Finance Person
3. 8 shift managers
3. Chief of Security
4. Human Resources
5. A marketing person
6. Lawyer (maybe 2)
7. DJ
8. About 20 security people
9. About 12 bartenders
10. About 20 waitresses
11. About 50 dancers, with a variety of "looks"

Does that sound about right?

I can handle the marketing part, and I'd be willing to help out the HR department with hiring decisions. Very willing. I can also create a great scheduling algorithm to ensure that the patrons get a good variety of dancers every night, while also working within the dancers' constraints.

That sounds excellent on the condition my official title and job description be, 'Entertainment Coordinator'.

Here's what I have in mind. I'm picturing a multi level club with glass floors under the stages and limo service to and from the local airport and hotels. The VIP room (at the top) is where you smoke the finest Cuban cigars and sip the finest drinks. This floor is for big spenders. The second floor is where topless waitress's serve the best steaks in town while the hottest babes dance above you.

Downstairs is where the average Joes go to spend their paychecks. The babes are still hot, but this level gets a little raunchier, more of the typical strip bar atmosphere. The guys who hang out down here didn't arrive in the limo and they didn't eat one the $25 filets. Down here is where security is the tightest.

Hows it sound so far?

Katipan · 04-21-2006, 10:20 AM

lol

52 people handling your cash.

you'll be broke in a week.

Katipan · 04-21-2006, 10:21 AM

hell. 62.

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

hell. 62.

I'm not sure where your numbers are coming from, but you should add one more. I forgot a coat check girl.

Katipan · 04-21-2006, 10:33 AM

You need 1 day manager 1 night manager 1 GM 1 bartender that has been your friend for 25 years and who fills in as a manager occasionally 1 48 year old retired stripper house mom 1 male bartender per bar in the bar 8 security guys that top 6'2" 8 waitresses that are just hot enough to dance but just smart enough not to 3 door girls with big breasts because nothing else can be seen from behind a cash register 100 strippers on a call list and no soul.

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2006, 10:35 AM

And a coat check girl, right?

Katipan · 04-21-2006, 10:37 AM

How the hell are your customers going to hide jacking off?

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2006, 10:41 AM

I think we could sell logo-emblazoned towels for $20 each.

Katipan · 04-21-2006, 10:46 AM

I haven't seen towel dances.

Get the girl to wear the towel and do the dance. $20 for 2 short dances, and you get the towel she rubbed all over her ass juice. House gets half.

You're a geniOUs.

04-20-2006, 05:23 PM
4th and Long Wheeeeee!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $9184925	Apparently, there's some serious cash to be made in strip clubs I may have to quit my job. http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/mow/news2006/yeager.ind.pdf
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04-21-2006, 09:59 AM	#66
RedNFeisty Smokin Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $10004900	Oh, this sounds fun. I'll do the books and help hire! __________________ F.O.C.U.S sportsshrink: Don't bite the hand that feeds you!!!! "We the Fans" feed you Morons!!
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04-21-2006, 10:20 AM	#68
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2500351	lol 52 people handling your cash. you'll be broke in a week. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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04-21-2006, 10:21 AM	#69
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2500351	hell. 62. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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04-21-2006, 10:33 AM	#71
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2500351	You need 1 day manager 1 night manager 1 GM 1 bartender that has been your friend for 25 years and who fills in as a manager occasionally 1 48 year old retired stripper house mom 1 male bartender per bar in the bar 8 security guys that top 6'2" 8 waitresses that are just hot enough to dance but just smart enough not to 3 door girls with big breasts because nothing else can be seen from behind a cash register 100 strippers on a call list and no soul. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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04-21-2006, 10:35 AM	#72
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2998491 VARSITY	And a coat check girl, right? __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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04-21-2006, 10:37 AM	#73
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2500351	How the hell are your customers going to hide jacking off? __________________ "Loving him is red."
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04-21-2006, 10:41 AM	#74
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2998491 VARSITY	I think we could sell logo-emblazoned towels for $20 each. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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04-21-2006, 10:46 AM	#75
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2500351	I haven't seen towel dances. Get the girl to wear the towel and do the dance. $20 for 2 short dances, and you get the towel she rubbed all over her ass juice. House gets half. You're a geniOUs. __________________ "Loving him is red."
Posts: 22,814