Food and Drink Why do I do it to myself? - Page 5

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM

I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Was the whole piss on you thing voulantary?
Or did she just knock you to the floor and say, "Surprise! I'm pissing on you!

Every time I shower I pee in the shower...I've done it all my life. I dated this girl FOREVER, and every time I showered with her I pee'd on her...I told her if she didn't like it she didn't have to get in with me.

So she said fine I'm going to pee on you and see how you like it. (I said fine, I don't care...)

Dude...a girl pissing standing up...it comes out all thick streamed and UGHH!! OMG I begged her to stop. I wanted to cry.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Why do I have a feeling this thread is going to end with Hootie telling us all a story of a lemonparty he attended?

Well I'm not gay, but I've seen and been a part of a lot of things that have been pretty ****ing gay.

Our high school and the locker room scene...

I've seen a lot of dick in my day.

**ChiTown** · 04-10-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Well I'm not gay, but I've seen and been a part of a lot of things that have been pretty ****ing gay.

Our high school and the locker room scene...

I've seen a lot of dick in my day.

You and Claythan should become BFF'ers

**Gonzo** · 04-10-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Well I'm not gay, but I've seen and been a part of a lot of things that have been pretty ****ing gay.

Our high school and the locker room scene...

I've seen a lot of dick in my day.

**Iowanian** · 04-10-2009, 08:34 AM

Hootie has the kind of issues that cable shows talk about after their case comes up for parole.

The fact that you kept a cabinet like that...in your own room is Dahmeresque.

Your room and everything in it had to have smelled like a sack full of assholes. the fact that your mother cleaned it, never said a word or had your ass at a psych doc is very telling.

Pants · 04-10-2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

You and Claythan should become BFF'ers

They should form the meatpeaker club.

El Jefe · 04-10-2009, 08:35 AM

This whole thread is great. Good entertainment.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-10-2009, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I make terrible life decisions.

So did your parents.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Dude...a girl pissing standing up...it comes out all thick streamed and UGHH!! OMG I begged her to stop. I wanted to cry.

I have peed standing up a lot. And it never came out thick streamed or UGH.

The girl jizzed on you.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Hootie has the kind of issues that cable shows talk about after their case comes up for parole.

The fact that you kept a cabinet like that...in your own room is Dahmeresque.

Your room and everything in it had to have smelled like a sack full of assholes. the fact that your mother cleaned it, never said a word or had your ass at a psych doc is very telling.

I'm not sure I see the correlation...but shit, you should have seen our first apartment...Steve and I had bottles of pee lying all over the place...playing online poker and video games leaves you no time for getting up and using a bathroom...that's just ****ing crazy talk.

**ChiTown** · 04-10-2009, 08:39 AM

I have to exit this thread now, before my intellect takes over and strangles me.......

**Iowanian** · 04-10-2009, 08:39 AM

The girls' piss was thickened to gravy by the untreated clamydia.

Darwin is going to win with your entire crew someday.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I have peed standing up a lot. And it never came out thick streamed or UGH.

The girl jizzed on you.

I don't even know...she must have been dehydrated, too. Something I'd rather not experience again.

My friend Steve used to stand in the shower when one of us would take a piss...open the curtain and block our stream with his hand and look at us with a big smile on his face.

I love that these stories are so out there for the majority of you...it's the social norm for my friends and me...which I guess is quite disturbing.

Demonpenz · 04-10-2009, 08:40 AM

you got ugh'd dude.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

The girls' piss was thickened to gravy by the untreated clamydia.

Darwin is going to win with your entire crew someday.

Well considering I was 16, and she was 15, I somehow don't see as if that was the case...

04-10-2009, 07:31 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Why do I do it to myself? I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)... Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had. I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more. And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself. I hate life right now.
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04-10-2009, 08:34 AM	#65
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1798454	Hootie has the kind of issues that cable shows talk about after their case comes up for parole. The fact that you kept a cabinet like that...in your own room is Dahmeresque. Your room and everything in it had to have smelled like a sack full of assholes. the fact that your mother cleaned it, never said a word or had your ass at a psych doc is very telling.
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04-10-2009, 08:35 AM	#67
El Jefe Don't tread on me. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Where the peaches grow Casino cash: $9030572	This whole thread is great. Good entertainment.
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04-10-2009, 08:39 AM	#72
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1798454	The girls' piss was thickened to gravy by the untreated clamydia. Darwin is going to win with your entire crew someday.
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Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-223864	you got ugh'd dude. __________________
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