Weather RAIN, RAIN, GO THE HELL AWAY!!!! - Page 5

badgirl · 05-05-2009, 05:51 PM

Damn it, I have been off for 5 days and planned on mowing my yard, which is in terrible shape, but it has rained every day I have been off and now I have to go back in tomorrow night!!! My grass is gonna be waist high before I get a chance to mow, I think I may as well buy a goat.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 05-05-2009, 08:08 PM

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Deal.

I'm on my way.

And I'm not bringing my lawnmower.

badgirl · 05-05-2009, 08:08 PM

I will not even look at it ,I am afraid to, with a warning like that.

booger · 05-05-2009, 08:08 PM

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Well I am glad you finally had the opportunity.

it's so easy it's just like going to the doctor when a person has problems with their belly

badgirl · 05-05-2009, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I'm on my way.

And I'm not bringing my lawnmower.

My sliders will be open. Just come on in...

booger · 05-05-2009, 08:10 PM

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maybe he just does a really good job at mowing lawns, like edward sissorhands.

no wander he is mad and kills people then. each time he tries to whack off he cuts his pecker. I would be mad too.

badgirl · 05-05-2009, 08:10 PM

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it's so easy it's just like going to the doctor when a person has problems with their belly

I'm going to go. Soon.

badgirl · 05-05-2009, 08:11 PM

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no wander he is mad and kills people then. each time he tries to whack off he cuts his pecker. I would be mad too.

Man, I didn't even think of that. His girlfriends probably doesn't enjoy foreplay either.

booger · 05-05-2009, 08:11 PM

never heard em called sliders. let me write this down.........

**luv** · 05-05-2009, 08:13 PM

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never heard em called sliders. let me write this down.........

You, Hog Farmer, and her boyfriend. Hope you're prepared to take turns.

booger · 05-05-2009, 08:13 PM

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Man, I didn't even think of that. His girlfriends probably doesn't enjoy foreplay either.

poor guy needs some special mittens or something

badgirl · 05-05-2009, 08:14 PM

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You, Hog Farmer, and her boyfriend. Hope you're prepared to take turns.

excuse me, we're having fun here, its not like they live down the road, why are you such a kill joy?

If you don't like to flirt, good for you, but I do, its innocent flirting and having fun. Damn ..

Hog's Gone Fishin · 05-05-2009, 08:15 PM

Hey, The smell of boar semen is like an aphrodisiac. Should I bring some ?

**luv** · 05-05-2009, 08:16 PM

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excuse me, we're having fun here, its not like they live down the road, why are you such a kill joy?

If you don't like to flirt, good for you, but I do, its innocent flirting and having fun. Damn ..

Because we're just having fun?

booger · 05-05-2009, 08:16 PM

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You, Hog Farmer, and her boyfriend. Hope you're prepared to take turns.

it's just pretend.

she doesn't know how to get to iowa. i don't know how to get to kentucky.

badgirl · 05-05-2009, 08:17 PM

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Hey, The smell of boar semen is like an aphrodisiac. Should I bring some ?

You got some just laying around? Well bring it then!!!

05-05-2009, 05:51 PM
badgirl CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Johnson City, Tennessee Casino cash: $10004900	RAIN, RAIN, GO THE HELL AWAY!!!! Damn it, I have been off for 5 days and planned on mowing my yard, which is in terrible shape, but it has rained every day I have been off and now I have to go back in tomorrow night!!! My grass is gonna be waist high before I get a chance to mow, I think I may as well buy a goat.
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05-05-2009, 08:08 PM	#62
badgirl CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Johnson City, Tennessee Casino cash: $10004900	I will not even look at it ,I am afraid to, with a warning like that.
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05-05-2009, 08:11 PM	#68
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2261450	never heard em called sliders. let me write this down......... __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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05-05-2009, 08:15 PM	#72
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $-1479523	Hey, The smell of boar semen is like an aphrodisiac. Should I bring some ?
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