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Hootie · 04-17-2010, 08:31 AM

and she was born in 1991...

should I feel ashamed?

booger · 04-17-2010, 09:29 AM

[QUOTE=The Meat Dragon;6681731]well without really knowing what that means...I've came to the realization years ago that any girl I date is going to have parents that don't approve...

yeah, me too.

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Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:30 AM

the funniest part...I was dead set on not drinking...like...for a while...

I'm a lush...I go out...I'm over generous...I spend WAY too much money...it's becoming a terrible habit...

and then last night I have a great time...

It kills me...I can't stop...for the first time in my life I'm feeling the addiction! This depresses me.

Delano · 04-17-2010, 09:31 AM

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then that's a double whammy for the parents. Your white. and you are hootie. they are totally ****ed.

The worst part about signing that tuition check each semester is knowing some smooth operator like hootie is taking your daughter up the ass.
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booger · 04-17-2010, 09:31 AM

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where I live 19 is the age to get into bars...

and I don't hit campus anymore...too old...only townie bars...they don't card at the bars I go to...

19 year old girls can pass as 25 year old girls...

when I was 19 I couldn't even grow facial hair

that's where you and i differ. i bought beer when i was 16 cause i looked older in general and the facial hair was a big help. And right or wrong i prefered sticking my finger in girls who knew what they were doing and more often then not were older.

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:32 AM

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The worst part about signing that tuition check each semester is knowing some smooth operator like hootie is taking your daughter up the ass.
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at some point as a parent you have to get over that though, one would think...

Shit if I ever have a daughter...I know I'm ****ed so I'll deal with it at a very young age...it's all a part of life I suppose.

booger · 04-17-2010, 09:33 AM

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The worst part about signing that tuition check each semester is knowing some smooth operator like hootie is taking your daughter up the ass.
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no shit.

the more i think of it the more i am soooo glad i am not yet a parent.

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

that's where you and i differ. i bought beer when i was 16 cause i looked older in general and the facial hair was a big help. And right or wrong i prefered sticking my finger in girls who knew what they were doing and more often then not were older.

I don't ever get the part about "girls who know what they are doing"...

Granted...some girls are AMAZING at giving head...some girls are AMAZING at knowing exactly how to take "control"...

but ****...at the end of the day...even if the girl is a GD virgin...the guy can control the entire process...

I don't really know what it is...older girls bore me and young girls excite me. I'm at the right age where that isn't creepy yet.

booger · 04-17-2010, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

at some point as a parent you have to get over that though, one would think...

Shit if I ever have a daughter...I know I'm ****ed so I'll deal with it at a very young age...it's all a part of life I suppose.

**** that. I'll always be a gun owner. I guess i would just have to start studying up on disposal options if having a daughter ever comes up.

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:37 AM

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no shit.

the more i think of it the more i am soooo glad i am not yet a parent.

you should see how slutty girls are these days..

It's insane...insanely laughable...

It's like the line in Hangover...

Where that bitchy ass girlfriend is like...the worst part is...that girl has a father! Or something...it's true..

I see girls doing things sometimes...in public...at bars...

and I'm like...

whaat?

It's hilarious. Sometimes just looking at what they wear...it's INSANE.

booger · 04-17-2010, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

I don't ever get the part about "girls who know what they are doing"...

Granted...some girls are AMAZING at giving head...some girls are AMAZING at knowing exactly how to take "control"...

but ****...at the end of the day...even if the girl is a GD virgin...the guy can control the entire process...

I don't really know what it is...older girls bore me and young girls excite me. I'm at the right age where that isn't creepy yet.

in my personal experience young girls are ****ing dumb. to me that's what that is.

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

**** that. I'll always be a gun owner. I guess i would just have to start studying up on disposal options if having a daughter ever comes up.

see some of my friends are like that...

now god help us all that I don't have children...

but if I do..I feel like the best parenting is guidance...you know...help them make WISE decisions...but at the end of the day...it's THEIR decisions to make...I mean...being 16+...it happens these days...so it's not like I'm going to keep my daughter(s) locked up so they resent me and start dating black dudes to spite me...

which is funny...because I asked a white girl I work with...who is my friend...who ONLY does black dudes...if her father would approve...and she was like..."hell no!"

Gets me every time.

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

in my personal experience young girls are ****ing dumb. to me that's what that is.

well to me it's empowering to me the supreme being

booger · 04-17-2010, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

you should see how slutty girls are these days..

It's insane...insanely laughable...

It's like the line in Hangover...

Where that bitchy ass girlfriend is like...the worst part is...that girl has a father! Or something...it's true..

I see girls doing things sometimes...in public...at bars...

and I'm like...

whaat?

It's hilarious. Sometimes just looking at what they wear...it's INSANE.

I've got to go back 7 yrs plus for that line of thinking. I quit drinking not all together but at bars and don't drink that much at home either. At the end when i still was going i was going to places that were absolute dives and holes in the wall comparred too the hot spots. Hopefully you have better luck with alcohol than i did. That shit can turn you into one mean evil MFer.

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:44 AM

I know what you're saying...

We call them townie bars...

I don't hit campus anymore...just have a handful of townie bars where everyone knows everyone...it's basically my high school 1999-2008...

niblet · 04-17-2010, 09:45 AM

Wait, she was born in '91 and graduated high school in '08? I just graduated in '09 and was born in '90, and I think all of my classmates were either born in '90 or '91. Something doesn't compute. She's either a genius or a fabrication.

04-17-2010, 08:31 AM
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04-17-2010, 09:30 AM	#62
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	the funniest part...I was dead set on not drinking...like...for a while... I'm a lush...I go out...I'm over generous...I spend WAY too much money...it's becoming a terrible habit... and then last night I have a great time... It kills me...I can't stop...for the first time in my life I'm feeling the addiction! This depresses me.
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04-17-2010, 09:44 AM	#74
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I know what you're saying... We call them townie bars... I don't hit campus anymore...just have a handful of townie bars where everyone knows everyone...it's basically my high school 1999-2008...
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04-17-2010, 09:45 AM	#75
niblet Starter Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: On your internet Casino cash: $10004910	Wait, she was born in '91 and graduated high school in '08? I just graduated in '09 and was born in '90, and I think all of my classmates were either born in '90 or '91. Something doesn't compute. She's either a genius or a fabrication.
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