Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Poop ****ing Jury Duty....
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 5 of 7 1234 5 67
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-07-2010, 08:58 AM  
The Franchise The Franchise is offline
Most Valuable Villain
 
The Franchise's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $2065047
****ing Jury Duty....
Posts: 92,316
The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 05:04 PM   #61
alnorth alnorth is offline
.
 
alnorth's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2002
Casino cash: $57156239
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence View Post
I got picked.......JFC.

And just to show you how long it's going to be without giving away to much.......it's a ****ing murder trial.
Wow...

Well, I hate to say it, but it is now almost 100% certain that the defendant is a Raider fan. You have a solemn duty to sit on that jury.
__________________
how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
HOW MANY?!
none they just sit in the dark and cry
Posts: 36,130
alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.alnorth is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 05:35 PM   #62
HC_Chief HC_Chief is offline
That's just f***in' stupid
 
HC_Chief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: suburbia
Casino cash: $3687107
Here's how to get out of jury duty...

__________________
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
Posts: 12,355
HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.HC_Chief is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 07:20 PM   #63
CrazyPhuD CrazyPhuD is offline
Meow
 
CrazyPhuD's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2005
Casino cash: $10005050
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence View Post
I got picked.......JFC.

And just to show you how long it's going to be without giving away to much.......it's a ****ing murder trial.
Well if you go out and kill some one tonight I'm fairly sure you'll get out of jury duty for being biased.
__________________
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t*rd by the clean end"
Posts: 8,523
CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 07:26 PM   #64
Param Param is offline
Veteran
 
Param's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Casino cash: $10005218
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence View Post
it's a ****ing murder trial.
this thread just got interesting
Posts: 2,173
Param is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutParam is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutParam is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutParam is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutParam is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutParam is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutParam is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutParam is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutParam is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutParam is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutParam is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 07:30 PM   #65
Pablo Pablo is offline
Ultrabanned
 
Pablo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
Casino cash: $-1780644
Quote:
Originally Posted by alnorth View Post
Wow...

Well, I hate to say it, but it is now almost 100% certain that the defendant is a Raider fan. You have a solemn duty to sit on that jury.
Yep, lock that cocksucking Fade piece of shit up and hide the key in a library(so no other Raiders fans will ever find it).
Posts: 43,867
Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pablo is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 07:33 PM   #66
Mr. Flopnuts Mr. Flopnuts is offline
FINALLY! The wait is over.
 
Mr. Flopnuts's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Casino cash: $19947565
I would've wore a shirt into the court room that said "Denver sucks, but Oakland swallows."
__________________
2018 Adopt A Chief: Sammy Watkins

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo View Post
Fair and balanced. A mod people can be proud of.
Posts: 56,649
Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 07:34 PM   #67
Renegade Renegade is offline
Just Lurking
 
Renegade's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ozark Mountain Country
Casino cash: $-1862096
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger View Post
You're an expert on chicken waste?
Little known facts that CP wouldn't believe
Posts: 2,121
Renegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 07:40 PM   #68
notorious notorious is offline
Supporter
 
notorious's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
Casino cash: $-864116
What happens if you flat out never receive or open a letter asking you to do Jury duty?

I have never been called, but I might have and just didn't know it.
Posts: 88,559
notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 07:44 PM   #69
CaliforniaChief CaliforniaChief is offline
#RIPAce
 
CaliforniaChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: So Cal
Casino cash: $10615899
Pest did you disclose that you are a closet drafturbator?
Posts: 17,455
CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.CaliforniaChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 07:47 PM   #70
notorious notorious is offline
Supporter
 
notorious's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
Casino cash: $-864116
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief View Post
Pest did you disclose that you are a closet drafturbator?
****, all that he has to do is hand the attoneys the Chiefsplanet home address with his screen name and they have escorted him out of the courtroom in no-time.
Posts: 88,559
notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 08:13 PM   #71
banyon banyon is offline
Supporter
 
banyon's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hermosa, SD
Casino cash: $10176551
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence View Post
I got picked.......JFC.

And just to show you how long it's going to be without giving away to much.......it's a ****ing murder trial.
Make certain you leave out any further details.

Don't discuss the case any further, particularly where there will be a permanent internet record of your discussion. You never know who is reading or what Google spider might pick up a key word or phrase.

You don't want to wind up with a contempt citation to add to your jury duty.

After the case is done, everything is fair game.
__________________
“When war breaks out people say: 'It won't last, it's too stupid.' And war is certainly too stupid, but that doesn't prevent It from lasting.”
~Albert Camus, The Plague.
Posts: 44,355
banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 08:14 PM   #72
CrazyPhuD CrazyPhuD is offline
Meow
 
CrazyPhuD's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2005
Casino cash: $10005050
Quote:
Originally Posted by notorious View Post
What happens if you flat out never receive or open a letter asking you to do Jury duty?

I have never been called, but I might have and just didn't know it.
unless they can actually prove that you received the notice there is really nothing they can do. In a number of places if you ignore them long enough they'll send it certified mail. Generally ignoring it would only work if you're a renter that moves around often.
__________________
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t*rd by the clean end"
Posts: 8,523
CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.CrazyPhuD 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 08:15 PM   #73
notorious notorious is offline
Supporter
 
notorious's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
Casino cash: $-864116
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD View Post
unless they can actually prove that you received the notice there is really nothing they can do. In a number of places if you ignore them long enough they'll send it certified mail. Generally ignoring it would only work if you're a renter that moves around often.
Cool. Thanks.


Plausible Deniablility is my friend.
Posts: 88,559
notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 08:15 PM   #74
banyon banyon is offline
Supporter
 
banyon's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hermosa, SD
Casino cash: $10176551
Quote:
Originally Posted by notorious View Post
What happens if you flat out never receive or open a letter asking you to do Jury duty?

I have never been called, but I might have and just didn't know it.
In our county, the judge issues a notice for you to show up and explain to him why you weren't there. You'll be personally served with that (called a "show cause" hearing).

If you want to ignore that and not show up, then there will be a warrant for your arrest for contempt for not following court orders, then you'll get to explain it in cuffs, maybe with a hefty fine or 30 day jail sanction if your excuse is lame enough.
__________________
“When war breaks out people say: 'It won't last, it's too stupid.' And war is certainly too stupid, but that doesn't prevent It from lasting.”
~Albert Camus, The Plague.
Posts: 44,355
banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.banyon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2010, 08:16 PM   #75
notorious notorious is offline
Supporter
 
notorious's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
Casino cash: $-864116
Quote:
Originally Posted by banyon View Post
In our county, the judge issues a notice for you to show up and explain to him why you weren't there. You'll be personally served with that (called a "show cause" hearing).

If you want to ignore that and not show up, then there will be a warrant for your arrest for contempt for not following court orders.
Holy God Banyon, you are in DC?

PM coming.
Posts: 88,559
notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.notorious is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 5 of 7 1234 5 67

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:35 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.