Music Your favorite lines from a rap 'song'? - Page 5

Archie F. Swin · 07-03-2011, 09:22 AM

I hope this thread will ride the jersey tails of the "Top 10 Rappers..." thread. When you think of some of the sickest spits from great hip-hop tracks, what comes to mind?

I'll offer two:

From the track: "Flava in ya Ear", Craig Mack says:
" You're crazy like that glue, to think that you can outdo my 'one-two' that's sick like the flu."

From the track "Scenario", rapper Phife Dawg says:
"I'm all that and then some,
Tall, dark and handsome.
I'll bust a nut upside ya eye,
to show you where I cum from..."

Thig Lyfe · 07-03-2011, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58

Rap is crap! That is all

OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT SICK RHYME BRO!!!!!?!?!

Titty Meat · 07-03-2011, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58

Rap is crap! That is all

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would have farted

Rass Kass

suzzer99 · 07-03-2011, 09:48 PM

Right about now
It's about that time
For me to holla
Girl I want to walla
In the back of my Impala

ThaVirus · 07-04-2011, 12:38 PM

Well I've been listening to J.Cole a lot lately so a few so here's a few of his that I liked:

"To the college kids, no scholarships, starting your semeser
Unpacking your suitcases, filling up your dresser
Enjoy it while you got it, after that it's God bless ya
Life is your professor know that bitch is gon' test ya!"

"I'm just a man sometimes the timing is wrong
Plus my dick is like a man with a mind of it's own
But I'm trying to be strong, remind myself she ain't about shit
These hoes the same all that change is the outfit
Lookin for some cheese on some mouse shit
Suck a ****a, **** a ****a then go run they mouth quick
Rappers took a vacation I came over to housesit
You want change? This that between the seats in yo couch shit"

"One man's trash is another man's treasure
One man's pain is another man's pleasure
One damn thang you can't you can't change is the weather
But even if it rains we get rained on together
It's whatever, you shine, I shine
I know you got a 9 to 5, I'll be yo 5 to 9"

"I'm the truth and only time'll teach ya
And **** the haters, probably never loved they mommas neither
Ol' bitter ass sit around in middle class homes
With computers on hatin on the newest song
While y'all was browsing I was taking out the student loans
Trying to do this shit better than the ****as that we grew up on
Name a ****ing song I ain't threw up on
Talk is cheap it's like y'all grew up in a Jewish home
Pardon the stereotype but y'all giving me mixed feelings like I married a white woman
One minute I'm overrated, next minute I'm the savior
You hate it before you played it, I already forgave ya"

Bump · 07-04-2011, 12:57 PM

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

**Rausch** · 07-04-2011, 01:02 PM

Pu$$y.

Pu$$y, pu$$y pu$$y.

Pu$$y, PU$$Y, PU$$Y PU$$Y!

PU$$Y!

Micjones · 07-04-2011, 02:01 PM

"Murder is a tough thing to digest...it's a slow process and I ain't got nothing but time"

"Live from Bedford-Stuyvesant the livest one...representin BK the fullest gats I pull it...bastards ducking when Big be bucking...chickenheads be clucking in my bathroom ****ing...it ain't nothin"

"Killing y'all ****as on that lyrical shit...mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips"

"Sticking up the preachers in the church I'm a stone crook...serial killer who works by the phonebook"

"Seen her on the ave spotted her more than once...ass so fat that you can see it from the front"

"We go to the spot and you still get it low...I get excited, but still love to hit it slow till your walls come tumbling down like Jericho"

listopencil · 07-04-2011, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

Every rap thread posted in the lounge is painful to read. If you guys want legit responses to rap threads then post in the Media Center, where people who understand music talk about music.

I'll go ahead and share my favorite rap one-liner from 2011 so far:
"I'm heading west like I'm ****ing blowing Kayne." -- Childish Gambino, "All of the Lights (Acoustic)"

Oh, in that case...

"Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up! " -- Blondie, "Rapture", because it's crap.

Pitt Gorilla · 07-04-2011, 06:57 PM

Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris
You're Eating Crazy Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris
You Know I Get Fly You Think I Get High
You Know That I'm Gone And I'm A Tell You All Why
So Tell Me Who Are You Dissing Maybe I'm Missing
The Reason That You're Smiling or Wilding
So Listen In My Head I Just Want To Take 'em Down
Imagination Set Loose And I'm Gonna Shake 'em Down
Let It Flow Like A Mud Slide
When I Get On I Like To Ride And Glide
I've Got Depth Of Perception In My Text Y'all
I Get Props At My Mention 'Cause I Vex Y'All
So What'cha Want
I get So Funny With The Money That You Flaunt
I said Where'd You Get Your Information From Huh?
You Think That You Can Front When Revelation Comes

Well They Call Me Mike D The Ever Loving Man
I'm Like Spoonie Gee Well I'm The Metropolitician
You Scream And You Holler About My Chevy Impala
But The Sweat Is Getting Wet Around The Ring Around Your Collar
But Like A Dream I'm Flowing Without No Stopping
Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping
Goin' From Mic To Mic Kickin' It Wall To Wall
Well I'll Be Calling Out You People Like A Casting Call
Well It's Wack When You're Jacked In The Back Of A Ride
With Your Know With Your Flow When You're Out Getting By
Believe Me What You See Is What You Get
And You See Me I'm Coming Off As You Can Bet
Well I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time
This Time I'm Losing My Mind

blaise · 07-04-2011, 10:07 PM

Believe that if you wanna, but I'll tell you this much: Riding on the train with no dough sucks.

SLAG · 07-05-2011, 02:11 AM

That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
When you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrow
And tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it again
What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? Screw it
And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
And what's a little fight?
Tomorrow you'll be boys again
It's your life
Live it however you wanna
Marijuana is everywhere
Where was you brought up?
It don't matter as long as you get where you're going
'Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we're going
They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring
Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning
But you're young
You've got a lot of drugs to do
Girls to screw
Parties to crash
Sucks to be you
If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't
I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn't
But I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduated
Did better drugs and updated
But I've still got a lot of growing up to do
I've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew
But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories
With a bottle of Jack
Two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out getting smashed

PhillyChiefFan · 07-05-2011, 06:24 AM

"They got guns to my head, I think I'm goin down
I can't believe it's happenin in my own town
If I had wings I would fly, let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homie Nate

16 in the clip and 1 in the hole, Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin it's a tad bit late, Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate."

Regulators

Steron · 07-05-2011, 07:06 AM

Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow

MOhillbilly · 07-05-2011, 07:45 AM

....AND I HOPE THATS SOON CAUSE IM GONNA BOOT YO MOTHA****IN ASS TO THE MOON...

**BigMeatballDave** · 07-07-2011, 07:12 PM

In a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear.

07-03-2011, 09:22 AM
Archie F. Swin This is the way Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Casino cash: $9975673	Your favorite lines from a rap 'song'? I hope this thread will ride the jersey tails of the "Top 10 Rappers..." thread. When you think of some of the sickest spits from great hip-hop tracks, what comes to mind? I'll offer two: From the track: "Flava in ya Ear", Craig Mack says: " You're crazy like that glue, to think that you can outdo my 'one-two' that's sick like the flu." From the track "Scenario", rapper Phife Dawg says: "I'm all that and then some, Tall, dark and handsome. I'll bust a nut upside ya eye, to show you where I cum from..."
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07-04-2011, 12:38 PM	#64
ThaVirus 5 o’clock free crack giveaway Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $-1617631	Well I've been listening to J.Cole a lot lately so a few so here's a few of his that I liked: "To the college kids, no scholarships, starting your semeser Unpacking your suitcases, filling up your dresser Enjoy it while you got it, after that it's God bless ya Life is your professor know that bitch is gon' test ya!" "I'm just a man sometimes the timing is wrong Plus my dick is like a man with a mind of it's own But I'm trying to be strong, remind myself she ain't about shit These hoes the same all that change is the outfit Lookin for some cheese on some mouse shit Suck a **a, a a then go run they mouth quick Rappers took a vacation I came over to housesit You want change? This that between the seats in yo couch shit" "One man's trash is another man's treasure One man's pain is another man's pleasure One damn thang you can't you can't change is the weather But even if it rains we get rained on together It's whatever, you shine, I shine I know you got a 9 to 5, I'll be yo 5 to 9" "I'm the truth and only time'll teach ya And the haters, probably never loved they mommas neither Ol' bitter ass sit around in middle class homes With computers on hatin on the newest song While y'all was browsing I was taking out the student loans Trying to do this shit better than the as that we grew up on Name a **ing song I ain't threw up on Talk is cheap it's like y'all grew up in a Jewish home Pardon the stereotype but y'all giving me mixed feelings like I married a white woman One minute I'm overrated, next minute I'm the savior You hate it before you played it, I already forgave ya"
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07-04-2011, 02:01 PM	#67
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07-04-2011, 06:57 PM	#69
Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $40194	Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris You're Eating Crazy Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris You Know I Get Fly You Think I Get High You Know That I'm Gone And I'm A Tell You All Why So Tell Me Who Are You Dissing Maybe I'm Missing The Reason That You're Smiling or Wilding So Listen In My Head I Just Want To Take 'em Down Imagination Set Loose And I'm Gonna Shake 'em Down Let It Flow Like A Mud Slide When I Get On I Like To Ride And Glide I've Got Depth Of Perception In My Text Y'all I Get Props At My Mention 'Cause I Vex Y'All So What'cha Want I get So Funny With The Money That You Flaunt I said Where'd You Get Your Information From Huh? You Think That You Can Front When Revelation Comes Well They Call Me Mike D The Ever Loving Man I'm Like Spoonie Gee Well I'm The Metropolitician You Scream And You Holler About My Chevy Impala But The Sweat Is Getting Wet Around The Ring Around Your Collar But Like A Dream I'm Flowing Without No Stopping Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping Goin' From Mic To Mic Kickin' It Wall To Wall Well I'll Be Calling Out You People Like A Casting Call Well It's Wack When You're Jacked In The Back Of A Ride With Your Know With Your Flow When You're Out Getting By Believe Me What You See Is What You Get And You See Me I'm Coming Off As You Can Bet Well I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time This Time I'm Losing My Mind __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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07-05-2011, 02:11 AM	#71
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