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If you want to limber up fill the bathtub up about 2 or 3 inches and drop in a hair dryer. It's really intense but quick and kind of on/off so once it's over you recover quick. Empty your bowels and bladder before. No, that's not a joke. Gook luck and please, let us know how it goes. |
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Did you hear what I said?
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Did you hear what I said?
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I pissed on an electric fence once. Knocked me off my feet. God did that ever suck.
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I worked at western auto on johnson drive right out of high school. The 220 plug on the balancer was ****ed and you had to wiggle it sometimes.
Pissed me off and I ghetto stomped it while I had one hand on the balancer and one on the wall (figured if it was broke they would have to finallyfix it) and it shocked the **** out of me. I was stuck there and all I could think was ifi didn't get loose I was a goner. Finally got a hand free and broke the circuit. I still remember my buddies eyes and I ran by him out of the shop and sat down in the parking lot. He was knelt down behind a car changing a bulb and looked like he saw a ghost his eyes were so big. Blew out the ends of both index fingers and my right big toe. All looked like WAY over cooked hotdogs thst had split. Muscles felt weird for days. And I dont think my cock had been that hard before or since. Just glad I didn't shit myself. oh yeah they fixed the plug. They heard the screams inside the store Posted via Mobile Device |
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The Constitutional Choo choo
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I have never been tazed. But I did grow up on a farm with lots & lots of cows & miles & miles of charged barbwire, that I accidentally touched every now & then.
My cousin is a cop that also grew up out there on the family farm. said its about 1 in the same. I wouldn't be to scared of it
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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
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The absolute worst thing you can do after getting hit with pepper spray is take a piss
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I think Bugs did this after canning a bunch of peppers a few years back.
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Keepin it Real
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Tazer done. We were gator clipped instead of shot and it hurt like a son of a bitch. I didn't do anything stupid. I would chose the Tazer any day over the pepper spray.
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I'll take the uber-hurt for 5 seconds over getting sprayed...
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