Life LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! - Page 5

Frankie · 08-22-2012, 09:34 AM

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

**Donger** · 08-22-2012, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Just trying to stir things up with my dry sense of humor.

I think you should take a nap, but that's just how I roll.

**The Franchise** · 08-22-2012, 10:51 AM

Did the paint bucket break apart in mid-air?

ForeverChiefs58 · 08-22-2012, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

AND predictably the hateful troll/bitch reappears from his hiding hole.

Just because I stopped responding to all of your ****ing BS all over my page doesn't mean I was hiding from you jackass.

Hammock Parties · 08-22-2012, 10:52 AM

Frankie you piss me right the **** off sometimes.

But god damn if I am not stealing this...

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...still admiring his testosterone.

You are a real life ****ing troll.

Hammock Parties · 08-22-2012, 10:54 AM

you trolled him

and he neg repped your car

i love you

NewChief · 08-22-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

Frankie you piss me right the **** off sometimes.

But god damn if I am not stealing this...

You are a real life ****ing troll.

The "still admiring his testosterone" line killed me as well.

Valiant · 08-22-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefshrink

How does an Iranian go full Eastwood ?

Would have to kick his own ass.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 08-22-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman

What would you do if someone said to you, "Hey dumbass, open your ****ing eyes"?

I'd say Hello Milkman!

vailpass · 08-22-2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

you trolled him

and he neg repped your car

i love you

milkman · 08-22-2012, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I'd say Hello Milkman!

So I know that wasn't you then.

Frankie · 08-22-2012, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58

Just because I stopped responding to all of your ****ing BS all over my page doesn't mean I was hiding from you jackass.

You posted today (8-22-12) in this thread. Your last CP post before this was on 08-14-2012.

Yep,.... I'd say you've been hiding. Exactly as I predicted.

Frankie · 08-22-2012, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Frankie can't do that now. That would be backing down. Frankie doesn't back down.

I'll probably have to make some improvement on it anyway. We are preparing this townhouse to rent it out and eventually sell it when market improves. By the time we try to sell it, the blotch should be gone.

NewChief · 08-22-2012, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

You posted today (8-22-12) in this thread. Your last CP post before this was on 08-14-2012.

Yep,.... I'd say you've been hiding. Exactly as I predicted.

He's neg repping me now, and I'm deeply ashamed and saddened that I stood up for you. If I would have known he was going to neg rep me, I certainly wouldn't have opened my trap.

LVNHACK · 08-22-2012, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LOCOChief

Probably not a Marine. I figure if you've been living next to a Marine he would have found reason to kick your ass along time ago, not key your truck.

Probably was a Marine Officer....An NCO or SNCO woulda pummeled him and stuffed his head in the paint can....

**Donger** · 08-22-2012, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

I'll probably have to make some improvement on it anyway. We are preparing this townhouse to rent it out and eventually sell it when market improves. By the time we try to sell it, the blotch should be gone.

Frankie the Mouse.

08-22-2012, 09:34 AM
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult. So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it. Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked: "WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!" Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said, "I didn't catch your name." Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!" "And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!" "I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone. Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!" At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away. Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect. (Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.) Just thought I'd share.
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