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Guy I went to school with knocked up his GF and they get married before the twins are born. He is in the hospital in the delivery room when 2 little mixed kids pop out. He is white, she is white. The whole family is there etc...
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I guy I played softball with in the 1980's found his wife in bed with another woman. He divorced her because she wouldn't let him join in.
They were doomed anyway... |
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I thought this was a broncos thread
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I was helping coach my little cousin's baseball team one summer and the head coach's wife was really into me (flirting, sending sexts, nudes, etc).
Through the summer she had gotten close with my parents and aunt/uncle. One night they're all drinking on the deck in the backyard. I was in the basement and told her to say she's using the restroom -- and visit me instead. She came down, sucked me off -- and it was one of those healthy loads you feel bad about. Like I had been holding it in since birth. She swallowed like a champ. Later on I heard she told my aunt (while she was crying) that I was upstairs blocking the entrance to the bathroom. I then proceeded to pull my pants down and told her to suck my dick.. ![]() Needless to say I never spoke to her again and I can't imagine I was the only guy she cheated with. |
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so what happened?
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Family drama time at the hospital with both families there, dude skipped out right then and ended up getting a divorce.
At least he was smart enough to just move on but he was pretty excited about the kid thing and got just crushed and humiliated. |
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That's Seinfeld's point to Costanza: lesbians aren't that cool because they're not into you. Costanza couldn't figure that concept out.
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I expected this thread to be about Denver's offensive pick routes
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I'm a professional lurker on this board but couldn't resist telling this story. I was seeing this girl (Audrey) for a short period of time. I could tell she was crazy, but I was thinking most women were crazy and it wasn't that big of a deal.
My friends and I needed a roommate, and she was looking for a place. She ended up renting the room next to mine. After she moved in, I found out she was off her ass crazy. I broke relationship ties with her after I found out she was nuts. That night I heard a ruckus coming from her bedroom. I went in to see what the hell was going on.... and there was Tyrone Braxton of the Denver Broncos buttoning up his shirt. He was saying, " Na bitch you better find my ring." I proceeded to think nothing of it because I didn't know it was Tyrone Braxton at the time and went back to bed. When I woke up, she had his SB ring and was looking at it in the sun light. It was shimmering sun rays all over the living room. I told her to get that ring back to him and she got her dad's lawyer to take it to him. They still ended up seeing each other after that. One day I realized how peaceful it had been at the house and realized she had been gone for a couple of days. Nice! That day, I saw a mug shot with her and Tyrone on ESPN! They all got busted with a bunch of cocaine in some hotel/apartment! She ended up moving in with Tyrone after that. I guess she really didn't cheat on me, but it was hours close to cheating, and I figured with it being Donkey week it was a good story. |
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That's a great story in general, but it's even better when you consider that Tyrone Braxton is right up there with Sam Cassell in the looks department.
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Dude, it said in this story that Audrey was a whore. Lucky she didn't give you AIDS.
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