Chiefs Alexander Douglas Smith: 2016 - Page 53

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09-17-2016, 10:44 AM

We wouldn't we want to roll out another Alex Smith thread?!?!? Listen, for the Clay haters, this will probably be the thread that gets him banned. He can't help himself, right? Let's go!!!

First off, as many of you know, I have been very critical of Alexander Douglas Smith. Wasn't happy with the trade, HATED the extension, and have burned him to the ground from the beginning. So ****ing sick of the retread QB's.

So, that said Alex Smith is my Daddy. I mean, I just have to own that at this point. Here's why. He's never had continuity in a system. That guy had a new offensive coordinator just about every year until Jim Harbaugh showed up. And he flashed a little bit. That said, it sure looks like San Fran traded their best QB to us in favor of some douche that's starting some thing all over the league, while riding the bench to a guy named Blaine Gabbert.

Alex is now in his 4th year of the same system and it's showing. He's getting better. Why is he my daddy now all of a sudden though? Because he proved that he's more than just a game manager. He made some ****ing incredible throws against the Chargers last week. The back shoulder Maclin throw, the Maclin throw where Jeremy was almost killed, The Spencer Ware throws. Twice he hit him downfield (like, way more than 8 yards!), and then finally the Kelce throws.

People can give Spencer Ware a lot of credit, he is deserving of it after the monster game he had. Make no mistake about it though, Alexander Douglas Smith personally put this team on his back and willed them to victory. 1 play at a time. 1 throw at a time. He's a leader, and it reflected in the locker room after that game. They trust Alex now. They trust that he has what it takes to will them to victory in any game.

Alex isn't just a game manager anymore. He's a game changer, and a leader. This team could go 6-10 this year and I'll say the same thing. He has the ability and he's proven it. Now let's see where they go with it. I'm officially a YUGE Alex fan. What do you think? I'll take your comments off air.

**Perineum Ripper** · 10-04-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

Then, sorry, you're a goddamn idiot who isn't paying attention.

What you should have learned in a decade of watching Alex Smith is that he is only as good as his defense and running game can make him.

He's the QB equivalent of Captain Dan after getting his legs blown off in Forrest Gump. If he's got a hoss to strap him to his back and hump his dead weight through the jungle, he's OK. Otherwise, he's just going to lay there and slowly, painfully bleed out.

There were many of us who realized that from the jump. How you can't realize it after a decade of watching this clown is just mystifying. And sad.

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RunKC · 10-04-2016, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

God damned you are an idiot. Andy has had success at a high level for many years Alex? Same everywhere with 7-8 different coaches guess why that is? Reid is part of the problem, mostly because of his love of Alex.

That's what I'm saying dumbass.

Andy wanted Alex. Andy also wanted Bob Sutton and look at how that turned out on Sunday?

You are the same type of moron as Clay. A franchise QB fixes a lot of this shit, but not all of it.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-04-2016, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks

Relax, fans.. Smith will hang em up soon. Soon, as in after 2017, unless they get deep into the playoffs.

If he and KC can't get their shit together, he will be ready to call it, and move onto something else. I see him losing faith in Andy Reid's unwillingness for change.

I feel sure that even I would welcome the departure.

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Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks

One thing I learned through the decade of Alex Smith..

His fault is in not being good enough to excel with a broken, screwup of a team.

Might get you to 7-9 wins with that.. but until the team and playcalls improve around him, he can not lift things up more than that.

All I've heard from Andy is that Alex has complete control at the LOS to change the play. If Alex is really frustrated with the play calling, wouldn't he check it into something else? I'm not going back and forth on Alex. I want to see him succeed and have seen the warrior side of him. So I'm on your side here.

dls6501 · 10-04-2016, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

All I've heard from Andy is that Alex has complete control at the LOS to change the play. If Alex is really frustrated with the play calling, wouldn't he check it into something else?.

Yep. The same Alesexuals who claim that Alex is brilliant at presnap reads and great at audibling to the correct play are also the same who are bitching about the playcalling.

Cant have it both ways.

**The Franchise** · 10-04-2016, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks

One thing I learned through the decade of Alex Smith..

His fault is in not being good enough to excel with a broken, screwup of a team.

Might get you to 7-9 wins with that.. but until the team and playcalls improve around him, he can not lift things up more than that.

What other things did you learn?

How Alex likes his balls played with? How much of his dick you can fit down your throat before you gag?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-04-2016, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

What other things did you learn?

How Alex likes his balls played with? How much of his dick you can fit down your throat before you gag?

I've been going shaft on him all season and all I'm getting out of it is a bunch of facials in public.

Discuss Thrower · 10-04-2016, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I've been going shaft on him all season and all I'm getting out of it is a bunch of facials in public.

Just swallow it, ya bish.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-04-2016, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Just swallow it, ya bish.

He just keeps pulling it out and spraying it all over my face for the half time show. I've asked him to stop. I keep saying Daddy why?!?!?

Discuss Thrower · 10-04-2016, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

He just keeps pulling it out and spraying it all over my face for the half time show. I've asked him to stop. I keep saying Daddy why?!?!?

Ah, I see you've made a visit into O.city's office for dentures.

**Rausch** · 10-04-2016, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ASS11

Chiefs nightmare scenario:

Alex Smith enters 2017 as the starter at the age of 33. We go 10-6 or some other bullshit record. Alex earns another 17 million.

At the end of the season, he signs a two-year contract extension, to lower his 2018 cap number (20.6 million).

Alex is the Chiefs starting quarterback in 2018 and 2019. The Chiefs don't win shit, and he retires at the age of 35.

During this time, the Chiefs don't draft a QB high because they're supporting their declining piece of shit.

31-year old Nick Foles, who has "performed admirably in relief of our former franchise quarterback" is your new starting quarterback in 2020.

Not just possible but likely...

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-04-2016, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Ah, I see you've made a visit into O.city's office for dentures.

Nice!

Beef Supreme · 10-04-2016, 03:02 PM

Not just likely, but damn near inevitable. We finally made enough noise and Cassel shit the bed enough for them to move on, and they bring in the last mother****er on earth I would have chosen to replace him. Captain Checkdown. I don't see any reason to think they aren't just intentionally ****ing with us at this point.

Aspengc8 · 10-04-2016, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

All I've heard from Andy is that Alex has complete control at the LOS to change the play. If Alex is really frustrated with the play calling, wouldn't he check it into something else? I'm not going back and forth on Alex. I want to see him succeed and have seen the warrior side of him. So I'm on your side here.

Why would Alex be frustrated with the play calling? He's the one missing the reads, not the coordinator.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-04-2016, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Aspengc8

Why would Alex be frustrated with the play calling? He's the one missing the reads, not the coordinator.

That's my question. If he has complete control at the line, what's the problem?

Discuss Thrower · 10-04-2016, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

That's my question. If he has complete control at the line, what's the problem?

Offensive line.. drops... Albert Wilson...

09-17-2016, 10:44 AM
Mr. Flopnuts FINALLY! The wait is over. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Future Is Now!!! Casino cash: $19947565	Alexander Douglas Smith: 2016 We wouldn't we want to roll out another Alex Smith thread?!?!? Listen, for the Clay haters, this will probably be the thread that gets him banned. He can't help himself, right? Let's go!!! First off, as many of you know, I have been very critical of Alexander Douglas Smith. Wasn't happy with the trade, HATED the extension, and have burned him to the ground from the beginning. So **ing sick of the retread QB's. So, that said Alex Smith is my Daddy. I mean, I just have to own that at this point. Here's why. He's never had continuity in a system. That guy had a new offensive coordinator just about every year until Jim Harbaugh showed up. And he flashed a little bit. That said, it sure looks like San Fran traded their best QB to us in favor of some douche that's starting some thing all over the league, while riding the bench to a guy named Blaine Gabbert. Alex is now in his 4th year of the same system and it's showing. He's getting better. Why is he my daddy now all of a sudden though? Because he proved that he's more than just a game manager. He made some *ing incredible throws against the Chargers last week. The back shoulder Maclin throw, the Maclin throw where Jeremy was almost killed, The Spencer Ware throws. Twice he hit him downfield (like, way more than 8 yards!), and then finally the Kelce throws. People can give Spencer Ware a lot of credit, he is deserving of it after the monster game he had. Make no mistake about it though, Alexander Douglas Smith personally* put this team on his back and willed them to victory. 1 play at a time. 1 throw at a time. He's a leader, and it reflected in the locker room after that game. They trust Alex now. They trust that he has what it takes to will them to victory in any game. Alex isn't just a game manager anymore. He's a game changer, and a leader. This team could go 6-10 this year and I'll say the same thing. He has the ability and he's proven it. Now let's see where they go with it. I'm officially a YUGE Alex fan. What do you think? I'll take your comments off air.
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Beef Supreme MVP Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $10019560	Not just likely, but damn near inevitable. We finally made enough noise and Cassel shit the bed enough for them to move on, and they bring in the last mother**er on earth I would have chosen to replace him. Captain Checkdown. I don't see any reason to think they aren't just intentionally **ing with us at this point.
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