Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. - Page 6

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

**Iowanian** · 11-03-2004, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

tell Brando his dreams have come true.

Brando's truth was revealed in irony and picture long ago.

JimNasium · 11-03-2004, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Is that a hotel in Vegas?

Kenya.

**Bowser** · 11-03-2004, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Brando's truth was revealed in irony and picture long ago.

Damn! Brando sure does look alot like Pee Wee Herman!

JimNasium · 11-03-2004, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Is that a hotel in Vegas?

Sparta.

digi2fish · 11-03-2004, 09:42 PM

tape it
write the contents on a poster and send it to her.

it should do some help

Brando · 11-03-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

tell Brando his dreams have come true.

Oh..that was just below the belt

Brando · 11-03-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Brando's truth was revealed in irony and picture long ago.

Damn...you found my mug shots! You bastard!

Straight, No Chaser · 11-03-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by digi2fish

tape it
write the contents on a poster and send it to her.

it should do some help

Excellent idea

While you're at it, print lots of small copies of the transcript and put them in the yard like election signs...and some in the neighbor's yards, etc.

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Brando · 11-03-2004, 10:21 PM

You could always put up signs with her mug on them saying, "have you seen this Shamu deaf whore?"
Then follow up with one that says, "did I mention she likes the meatplow?"

Brando · 11-03-2004, 10:26 PM

**BUMP** Gotta get this thread back up with the reerun thread now.

digi2fish · 11-03-2004, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Straight, No Chaser

Excellent idea

While you're at it, print lots of small copies of the transcript and put them in the yard like election signs...and some in the neighbor's yards, etc. ---->

this was the original idea came through my mind....
I just want to warn her, give her a last chance....

**CosmicPal** · 11-03-2004, 10:32 PM

I remember years ago watching this hot deaf girl sign language with her friends at table next to ours in Westport one weekend. She was absolutely gorgeous, and I was determined to take up signing when I decided to write her a note and take it over to her....and then I heard her speak.

Ugggghhhhhh...

I returned to the table and slammed another drink.

Brando · 11-03-2004, 10:32 PM

Did you try asking her to stop? The next time she does it you could go back over and say, "What, you didn't hear me the first time?"

**BigRedChief** · 11-03-2004, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I have a temporary solution I'd like to suggest:

Salt peter

I'm unsure of where you may acquire the stuff, but it probably wouldn't do you a bit of good to ask Mr. Janikowski.

What happened to poke her in the butt?

Straight, No Chaser · 11-03-2004, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

... Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out...

"Thanks" for posting this sheet

Ya know, I read this an hour ago and have not forgot about it yet. I'm now scared. Tonight, when I roll back in the rack and close my eyes I will probably envision a very disgusting set of images...
there's one thing I can't get right: since these creatures are deaf, WTF does it matter what they yell? I mean can't she just sign that "she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth"?

gee. thanks R&G

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11-03-2004, 06:57 PM
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top. Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out. Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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11-03-2004, 10:21 PM	#84
Brando Swiss Family GRobinson Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $7594036	You could always put up signs with her mug on them saying, "have you seen this Shamu deaf whore?" Then follow up with one that says, "did I mention she likes the meatplow?"
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11-03-2004, 10:26 PM	#85
Brando Swiss Family GRobinson Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $7594036	BUMP Gotta get this thread back up with the reerun thread now.
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11-03-2004, 10:32 PM	#87
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	I remember years ago watching this hot deaf girl sign language with her friends at table next to ours in Westport one weekend. She was absolutely gorgeous, and I was determined to take up signing when I decided to write her a note and take it over to her....and then I heard her speak. Ugggghhhhhh... I returned to the table and slammed another drink. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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