I have a theory about C-section kids... - Page 6

Simplex3 · 09:38 AM

Ok, most of the people I've known in life who were born C-section have some stability issues. So here's my theory, let me know what you think:

Squeezing the baby's head during natural birth "activates" them, kind of like squeezing a chemical ice pack. When kids are born C-section they are denied activation and therefore have problems throughout life.

Any medical personell that can help support or reject this theory?

[edit] Ok, some of you were taking this WAAAAY to seriously (you know who you are). It was a joke. Have we really reached the point where when something this absurd is posted we actually believe it? I mean, come on, who am I, badgranny or chiefs8me? [/edit]

Simplex3 · 04-14-2005, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

sure it is, but I bet if it was about boobs, you'd be fine with it.

What's your point?

badgirl · 04-14-2005, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

What's your point?

I don't think I actually have one now that you asked.

**Mr. Kotter** · 04-14-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

I don't think I actually have one now that you asked.

I'm confused.

So 17 was the first time you had your head squeezed (a little "experimentation" NTTAWWT).....or was it the first time YOU cracked someone's head like a cocunut with your thighs?

Simplex3 · 04-14-2005, 11:20 AM

**Mr. Kotter** · 04-14-2005, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

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It's YOUR thread...heh.

Simplex3 · 04-14-2005, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

It's YOUR thread...heh.

I mis-read the thread title. Appearantly it said "badgirl's teenage sexual history".

Maybe my real problem is that this thread hijack is worthless without pictures.

**Mr. Kotter** · 04-14-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

I mis-read the thread title. Appearantly it said "badgirl's teenage sexual history".

Maybe my real problem is that this thread hijack is worthless without pictures.

Hijacks are the norm around here....

badgirl · 04-14-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

I'm confused.

So 17 was the first time you had your head squeezed (a little "experimentation" NTTAWWT).....or was it the first time YOU cracked someone's head like a cocunut with your thighs?

well I don't think I could get my head squeezed now could I?

Unless of course I was a lesbian, which I am not.

Simplex3 · 04-14-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

Unless of course I was a lesbian, which I am not.

Damn, this thread almost got interresting again. Oh well...

ROYC75 · 06-25-2007, 08:55 PM

Bump , just for a few good laughs.........

listopencil · 06-25-2007, 09:23 PM

I was born naturally but I killed a C-section guy once and ate his brain, including his pineal gland. Should I worry?

ROYC75 · 06-25-2007, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

I was born naturally but I killed a C-section guy once and ate his brain, including his pineal gland. Should I worry?

Naw, just your basic training to becoming a C-section doc.

**007** · 06-25-2007, 10:27 PM

You bastard!!!! All three of my kids are C-secs. How dare you!!!!

I oughta....... oh damnit.... That's it.... you better hide you Elmo loving POS!!!!

j/k

But you are still a POS

greg63 · 06-25-2007, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

...[edit] Ok, some of you were taking this WAAAAY to seriously (you know who you are). It was a joke. Have we really reached the point where when something this absurd is posted we actually believe it? I mean, come on, who am I, badgranny or chiefs8me? [/edit]

Oh man; I thought I finally had an explanation for me.

**007** · 06-25-2007, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by greg63

Oh man; I thought I finally had an explanation for me.

you are beyond hope

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Of course. You should meet ________, it's proof.	5	21.74%
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