"All Idiot Team" Contract And Demands Thread...Place Your Demands Here!! - Page 6

**Bwana** · 12-20-2000, 06:34 PM

Greetings fellow idiots. Now is the time to step up to the plate and tell me what you want regarding your compensation for being a member of the "All Idiot Team."

Remember now, this is a low budget outfit and from what I can see, at least 20% of it has to go for my suits, teeth cleanings, alligator shoes, our beer budget and the girls/cheerleaders form this all girl dancing club you guys keep taking about.

With this in mind, lets hear it!

**Bwana** · 12-30-2000, 06:56 PM

WOW! It looks like we are going to have a nice collection of "gems" to sport around town huh? I was thinking since this is a low budget outfit I would go out and try to buy the old "Boss Hog" Cadi from the Dukes Of Hazzard. It's a sorry rat soup looking rig, but it's still a cadi. What the hell, it has horns which should go well with my pimp like suits!!

Warrior5 · 12-30-2000, 07:01 PM

What about the "SUX 2000" from Robocop? It gets really crappy gas mileage. Or is it too expensive?

Warrior5 · 12-30-2000, 07:01 PM

What about the "SUX 2000" from Robocop? It gets really crappy gas mileage. Or is it too expensive?

milkman · 12-30-2000, 07:04 PM

Thanks MCF,
Sure felt like I was away.
Didn't really enjoy my identity crisis.

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**Bwana** · 12-30-2000, 07:11 PM

Warrior: "What about the "SUX 2000" from Robocop? It gets really crappy gas mileage. Or is it too expensive?"

What the hell, everyone else is getting their "Dream Machine." Anyone want we to try to run down the ride from back to the future while I'm out there?

I still see a few of them at various auctions when I'm flying around. They go for about 5K. Wings and flying capabilities not included...... :D

JOhn · 12-30-2000, 07:40 PM

OK if everyone else is getting there dream machines, I want a Opal. I believe they were made by Buick. Shouldn't be a problem for you to find Bawana :D

**Bwana** · 12-31-2000, 11:41 AM

JOhn: I still see a few of them at various auctions and they bring $200 to $800 depending on the condition. I think we can fit that under the cap. [img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

Mosbonian · 12-31-2000, 02:52 PM

Ok...since my first two dream cars are already taken(Gremlin & Pacer)then I will take my 3rd choice, the AMC Javelin. If you can't find one of those then try a Chevy Vega.

I won't take one step onto the field until it is delivered to my house.

Oh, and Bwana, remember, I still have the negatives of a certain set of pictures.

mark
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fond memories of a certain event in an AMC Javelin

TheFly · 12-31-2000, 03:09 PM

Vega Vega Vega!!!!
Those aluminum blocks were something else weren't they!!!!

How about Mazda with a Wankel rotary engine?

**Bwana** · 12-31-2000, 03:55 PM

"Oh, and Bwana, remember, I still have the negatives of a certain set of pictures."

Mark: Come one now! We can't have those pictures getting out! You and Mike Stock must both "have pictures." :D

Consider one jav on the list.

Raiderhater · 12-31-2000, 04:32 PM

Since you are handing out classic cars I would like a '57 Corvette Convertible. Since I am the youth movement, and therefore vital to the future of the team, this doesn't sound like to much to ask for.

I've been trying to keep from being greedy, but I can't help myself any longer. :D

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**Bwana** · 12-31-2000, 04:50 PM

raiderhader

"Since you are handing out classic cars I would like a '57 Corvette Convertible.I've been trying to keep from being greedy, but I can't help myself any longer."

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RH: I do like your taste in rides, but this is a low budget, rat soup, idiot based outfit, so unless you have pictures like Mike Stock or Mark, you will have to pick something that falls under the piece of shit category for a vehicle. How about a nice 70's T-bird (rear wheel drive) to go along with all this snow?

TheFly · 12-31-2000, 04:50 PM

OK, so who gets the STUDebaker?

DiscoJones · 12-31-2000, 05:15 PM

I'll take a `74 El Torino please...

[img]http://www.southjerseynews.com/classiccars/images/torino.jpg[/img]

Thanks!

**Bwana** · 12-31-2000, 06:19 PM

Disco: LOL: I forgot about the "Starskey and Hutch ride.

I think we could fit that under the cap as well. So do any of you remember what kind of car Colombo used to drive? I can't remember what "brand" that pile was, but something like that could also be considered a "give me" under the cap.

12-20-2000, 06:34 PM
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135993647	Greetings fellow idiots. Now is the time to step up to the plate and tell me what you want regarding your compensation for being a member of the "All Idiot Team." Remember now, this is a low budget outfit and from what I can see, at least 20% of it has to go for my suits, teeth cleanings, alligator shoes, our beer budget and the girls/cheerleaders form this all girl dancing club you guys keep taking about. With this in mind, lets hear it! <BR>
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12-30-2000, 06:56 PM	#76
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135993647	WOW! It looks like we are going to have a nice collection of "gems" to sport around town huh? I was thinking since this is a low budget outfit I would go out and try to buy the old "Boss Hog" Cadi from the Dukes Of Hazzard. It's a sorry rat soup looking rig, but it's still a cadi. What the hell, it has horns which should go well with my pimp like suits!!
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12-30-2000, 07:01 PM	#77
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8054010	What about the "SUX 2000" from Robocop? It gets really crappy gas mileage. Or is it too expensive?
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12-30-2000, 07:01 PM	#78
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8054010	What about the "SUX 2000" from Robocop? It gets really crappy gas mileage. Or is it too expensive?
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12-30-2000, 07:04 PM	#79
milkman Dumbass! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Leading the Marty bashing Casino cash: $10029395	Thanks MCF, Sure felt like I was away. Didn't really enjoy my identity crisis. ------------------ [b]Red Eyes[/b] Leading the charge to scalp Goonther MaGoo, The 3 Stooges, and Limp Willie! [This message has been edited by milkman (edited 12-30-2000).]
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12-30-2000, 07:11 PM	#80
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135993647	Warrior: "What about the "SUX 2000" from Robocop? It gets really crappy gas mileage. Or is it too expensive?" What the hell, everyone else is getting their "Dream Machine." Anyone want we to try to run down the ride from back to the future while I'm out there? I still see a few of them at various auctions when I'm flying around. They go for about 5K. Wings and flying capabilities not included...... :D<BR>
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12-30-2000, 07:40 PM	#81
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	OK if everyone else is getting there dream machines, I want a Opal. I believe they were made by Buick. Shouldn't be a problem for you to find Bawana :D<P>
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12-31-2000, 11:41 AM	#82
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135993647	JOhn: I still see a few of them at various auctions and they bring $200 to $800 depending on the condition. I think we can fit that under the cap. [img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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12-31-2000, 02:52 PM	#83
Mosbonian On Hiatus Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-1170300	Ok...since my first two dream cars are already taken(Gremlin & Pacer)then I will take my 3rd choice, the AMC Javelin. If you can't find one of those then try a Chevy Vega. I won't take one step onto the field until it is delivered to my house. Oh, and Bwana, remember, I still have the negatives of a certain set of pictures. mark *************** fond memories of a certain event in an AMC Javelin<BR>
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12-31-2000, 03:09 PM	#84
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Vega Vega Vega!!!! Those aluminum blocks were something else weren't they!!!! How about Mazda with a Wankel rotary engine?<BR>
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12-31-2000, 03:55 PM	#85
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135993647	"Oh, and Bwana, remember, I still have the negatives of a certain set of pictures." Mark: Come one now! We can't have those pictures getting out! You and Mike Stock must both "have pictures." :D Consider one jav on the list.<P>
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12-31-2000, 04:32 PM	#86
Raiderhater Tried it on and it fit Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $-1447979	Since you are handing out classic cars I would like a '57 Corvette Convertible. Since I am the youth movement, and therefore vital to the future of the team, this doesn't sound like to much to ask for. I've been trying to keep from being greedy, but I can't help myself any longer. :D ------------------ liberalism is racist and bigoted - towards all humans WILDCATS 29 corn balls 28
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12-31-2000, 04:50 PM	#87
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135993647	raiderhader "Since you are handing out classic cars I would like a '57 Corvette Convertible.I've been trying to keep from being greedy, but I can't help myself any longer." ------------------ RH: I do like your taste in rides, but this is a low budget, rat soup, idiot based outfit, so unless you have pictures like Mike Stock or Mark, you will have to pick something that falls under the piece of shit category for a vehicle. How about a nice 70's T-bird (rear wheel drive) to go along with all this snow?
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12-31-2000, 04:50 PM	#88
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	OK, so who gets the STUDebaker?<BR>
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12-31-2000, 05:15 PM	#89
DiscoJones The kick is up, it's GOOD Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	I'll take a `74 El Torino please... [img]http://www.southjerseynews.com/classiccars/images/torino.jpg[/img] Thanks!
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12-31-2000, 06:19 PM	#90
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135993647	Disco: LOL: I forgot about the "Starskey and Hutch ride. I think we could fit that under the cap as well. So do any of you remember what kind of car Colombo used to drive? I can't remember what "brand" that pile was, but something like that could also be considered a "give me" under the cap.
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