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Old 10-26-2006, 02:05 PM  
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Hear ye, hear ye! The monkey trial staffing and jury selection is now taking place!
The Judicial Team


Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief


Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Nominations for Defense Team:

JBucc (Self-Nominated)
Logical
Dale Mercer (Possible Self-Nominated)
SNR (Self-Nominated)
SCTrojan
JohnnyV13 (Self-Nominated)

In an interesting twist, defense lawyers are clamoring to take this high-profile case, while no one has yet volunteered to serve as prosecutor.


The Jury Pool consists of the following group, with 25 random jury notices to follow:

The jury pool consists of:

AriChiefs
JimNasium
NJChiefsFan
Adept Havelock
Chagrin
mmaddog
Delano
Fairplay
stcchief
bill parcells
sully
pastormikh
onthewarpath58
arrowheadwolf
bowser
noa949
carlos3652
scott free
Over-Head
Chieficus
Carlota69
Metrolike
Hog Farmer
AZChiefFan
Basilus777
Homey
Damark
KCChiefsfan88
(Zach)
Rukdafaidas
Jilly
Stevieray
Oxford
Manila-Chief
Lbedrock1
Sd4chiefs
fbal4lif32
BigRedChief
raiderhader
rad
unlurking
RedBull


(Banging gavel) Let the jury notices commence!
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:13 PM   #76
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I bet Kevin's not wearing anything under that black robe.
this thread is worthess with pictures Please refrain//

Plus I think the media is not allowed...
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:15 PM   #77
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I would like to apply for the position of court jester, or court minstrel, since I work in the entertainment industry. I will be on tour for the next seven days though. Hope the trial isn't over by then.
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:17 PM
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:37 PM   #78
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Possibly. Let me assign my assistant legal clerk to research the issue.











Hey banyon, what's voir dire?
Basically, the prosecutors and defense attorneys would get a chance to question and strike three jurors each that they don't like and replace them with alternates.
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:44 PM   #79
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Given the male to female ratio round here, Bob Dole doubts that a truly random sampling of 25 users with greater than 500 posts would yield as many tits as have been selected.
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:50 PM   #80
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I object on the grounds that the jury pool has too many tits!!!

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Old 10-26-2006, 03:51 PM   #81
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Jury Notice #23: rad!

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I'm here!!!!! What do I hafta do?
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:53 PM   #82
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:55 PM   #83
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:55 PM   #84
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Just read through the rest of the thread. My timing is impeccable.
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Given the male to female ratio round here, Bob Dole doubts that a truly random sampling of 25 users with greater than 500 posts would yield as many tits as have been selected.
I find you in contempt. That'll be 25 rep points.

Actually, it was a total random number gig. The court too found it odd, but the random numbers drawn led to the selection. We'll see if any of them survive the jury selection process.
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Due too the fact that I'm involved in law enforcement, and my other law job keeps me out at night late sometimes -- I thank the juror selector for not having my name drawn...


However; if you need me to do some sneaky work done under another name, I might be able to provide some info on this individual, to have his butt sent to the slammer !!!!!



















Honestly though -- I'm wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to busy for this trial !!! Your all on your own....
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