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Old 05-15-2007, 11:36 AM  
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:51 PM   #76
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Hello?

Jerry?

Yes, this is Jerry. Who is this?

Jerry, this is God.

Oh, *gulp* hello, Lord.

You know why I'm calling, don't you?

Actually, no, I have no idea.

Remember that little stunt you pulled several years ago?

What stunt?

Oh come on, I know you remember.

Honest, Lord, I don't know what you're talking about.

Jerry! You know! The stunt where you said I was going to call you home?

What!? Hey! That wasn't me! That was Oral Roberts!

What? Ooops. My bad. Well, since I've already dialed the phone and all ...

*lightning strikes Jerry, dead*
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:58 PM   #77
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Who the F#$k is Jerry Falwell? Just asking.


"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

"I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed.
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, cited in Cary McMullen, "Falwell: Now Is the Time for Gospel,"

"God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, blaming civil libertarians, feminists, homosexuals, and abortion rights supporters for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, to which Rev Pat Robertson agreed, quoted from John F Harris, "God Gave US 'What We Deserve,' Falwell Says," The Washington Post (September 14, 2001)

"The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for this."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, blaming civil libertarians for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, to which Rev Pat Robertson again agreed, quoted from AANEWS #958 by American Atheists (September 14, 2001)


"I put all the blame legally and morally on the actions of the terrorist, [but America's] secular and anti-Christian environment left us open to our Lord's [decision] not to protect. When a nation deserts God and expels God from the culture ... the result is not good."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, backpedaling amidst criticism of his statement blaming civil libertarians, feminists, homosexuals, and abortion rights supporters for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001

"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!"
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, America Can Be Saved, 1979 pp. 52-53, from Albert J Menendez and Edd Doerr, The Great Quotations on Religious Freedom

"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."
-- Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, Sermon, July 4, 1976


"There is no separation of church and state. Modern US Supreme Courts have raped the Constitution and raped the Christian faith and raped the churches by misinterpreting what the Founders had in mind in the First Amendment to the Constitution."
-- Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

"Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them."
-- Jerry Falwell, on CNN's Crossfire, May 17, 1997

"Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.
-- Rev Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:01 PM   #78
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:03 PM   #79
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:07 PM   #80
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Nothing says class like blaming millions of innocent people for a horrible tragedy as a means of advancing your personal crusade!

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Old 05-15-2007, 01:09 PM   #81
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snip Falwell douchebaggery
Jesus Christ. Falwell was worse than I imagined. Annual pilgrimmages should be made to his grave for excretory tributes.
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:11 PM   #82
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NOw would be a good time for the MODS to enact Logical's idea of "ignore this thread"

great just what we need, another Christian bashing thread, yay
Christian is a rather broad brush. I consider myself a Christian, but I share very little in common with Falwell's ilk.
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:11 PM   #83
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:12 PM   #84
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:13 PM   #85
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:13 PM   #86
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OK so he's not all bad.
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:15 PM   #87
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so are you and brock trying to say the quotes aren't true?

heck ... UP just posted an audio file so you can hear Falwell say several of them himself.


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