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Old 07-23-2007, 10:19 PM  
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So, it's not my MOST embarrassing moment....
but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:41 PM   #76
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:50 PM   #77
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:53 PM   #78
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Damn, Phob.

That is something you take to the grave.
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:59 PM   #79
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:02 PM   #80
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"Damn, the monkey was supposed to come flying out of my ass, not just toss shit around.
Ahhh. The great Morph lives! Nice quote too.
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:04 PM   #81
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but it's close.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?
Phobs. No way. Nothing better than a good crap your pants story. Everyone does it. Not everyone admits it.

Should I perhaps post a shart your pants - do you or don't you poll?
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:13 PM   #82
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:17 PM   #83
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Some people do and some people don't. Ask Skip.
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:33 PM   #84
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Well, I have (twice) BUT I don't


so make poll more in depth, to include skip
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:04 PM   #85
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Ahhh. The great Morph lives! Nice quote too.
Had a trip I needed to go on, it was fun, but way too much driving.

I'm learning I'm surrounded by people with crohns disease, so shit jokes just flow regularly.
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:08 PM   #86
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Well, I have (twice) BUT I don't


so make poll more in depth, to include skip
depth and skip in the same sentence?
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Old 07-06-2012, 07:07 PM   #87
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Old 07-06-2012, 07:11 PM   #88
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Old 07-06-2012, 07:11 PM   #89
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Old 07-06-2012, 07:14 PM   #90
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