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sedated · 08-06-2008, 12:45 PM

How did you lose your virginity?

Bang your 8th grade teacher? Hire a hooker? Drug the prom queen?

Inquiring minds want to know. Give gochiefs something to look forward to.

**Nzoner** · 08-06-2008, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Beerfund

Only time i ever got caught was when we were in the car and the police showed up.

Heh,happened to me once too,we were in 69,faces buried in each other's crotches and kept hearing this tap tap tap and thinking wtf,imagine my surprise when I saw the beam from the flashlight.

**CosmicPal** · 08-06-2008, 10:34 PM

Just like LocoChiefsfan, mine may have been when I was so inebriated at a party I have no recollection of it.

I only know I did because half of my school hammered me about it for the next couple of weeks.

Oddly enough, the first time I do recall was in a caboose- a real train caboose that was turned into a little recreational bar by this girl's dad. He had it sitting in the backyard. It was pretty cool. She took me out there during her party and well, one thing led to another.

My second experience occurred on a boat during Spring Break my senior year.

I didn't actually have sex in an actual bed until I was in college. Well, except for the first night that everyone in high school seems to know about but me.

"Bob" Dobbs · 08-06-2008, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Holy shit almost my story to a tee only she was a 7 and I was 16 and it was all good until I had to go to the clinic and stick a focking long metal swab into the head of my d!ck and then she was a #$%@#$% bitch

Oh yeah. NOW I remember the Q-tip of Steel. Thanks for reminding me.

**KcMizzou** · 08-06-2008, 11:10 PM

It was in the back of my GF's '86 Mustang hatchback. Behind a tobacco barn.

Accompanied by the smooth sounds of Motley Crue, and helped by some pretty warm beer.

I was 16... she was 17.

It was magic... magic, I tell ya.

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-07-2008, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

It was aweful. Just aweful. Couldn't understand what all the excitement was about.

I hope you understand now...

If not, you're doing it wrong.

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-07-2008, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Henry

Where are the gay threads and stories ?

Looking for a pick-me-up or are you just horny?

BigRock · 08-07-2008, 02:37 AM

I had been going to the same summer camp for 3 years. I'd always heard the rumors... the camp director's wife, this busty blonde goddess, had a reputation for sleeping with virile young campers because her husband didn't pay attention to her anymore.

Of course, it just seemed like a made-up campfire story. Everyone knew someone who knew someone who's friend had boffed her. Anyway, long story short, I learned first-hand that the rumor was true.

Well, at least half of it. I never found out if she slept with the campers, but her husband definitely didn't pay attention to her anymore. He certainly paid attention to me, though, promising all the ice cream and canoe rides I wanted, just as long as I never said anything to my parents.

SUMMER FLING
DON'T ME A THING
BUT OH OH
THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS

WELL-UH WELL-UH WELL-UH

Hammock Parties · 08-09-2008, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Did anyone else have the frequent misfortune of being caught in the act by the female's parents when they were young? It happened to me dozens of times, although mostly with the same girl. I think she had some kind of "I want my parents to catch me doing it!" kick, though.
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That's hot.

Discuss Thrower · 08-09-2008, 01:34 AM

End of October. 2007. Girl with issues pursues my ass. I give in... First time was... Unsatisfactory due to... Technical issues. Second time, in the morning, I was a fool and well, you know the limerick. The third time I almost was late to fraternity stuff. Since then, nine months of absolute chastity... And I'm going to Mexico in a week.

**luv** · 08-09-2008, 01:36 AM

In the front seat of a mitsubishu something-or-other. I was drunk off my ass. I remember consenting, but I don't remember his name. I was 27.

Hammock Parties · 08-09-2008, 01:38 AM

I'll tell all of you for sure. Every nitty, gritty detail.

**J Diddy** · 08-09-2008, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

In the front seat of a mitsubishu something-or-other. I was drunk off my ass. I remember consenting, but I don't remember his name. I was 27.

27, wow

you held on that somabitch like a family heirloom.

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka · 08-09-2008, 07:48 AM

13; with my older sister's best friend. She was 16; I was sitting on the living room couch on a Sat. morning watching Bugs Bunny; eating a bowl of cereal. I was the only one home, she came over to hang out with my sister, sat down beside me asked if I ever had sex, asked if I wanted to, the rest is history. The horrible part of it is that it took just over 2 years before I had sex again.

Fairplay · 08-09-2008, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

I'll tell all of you for sure. Every nitty, gritty detail.

All 30 seconds of it.

**gblowfish** · 08-09-2008, 09:13 AM

It was a looong time ago.
I was a senior in high school. Parents out of town. Had a casual go out with some other kids in a big group thing to a movie with a girl who was my first crush in grade school. She was really pretty. We just kind of "bonded" so to speak, later, literally bonded.

I thought she was kinda out of my league. But things took a turn for the very excellent, we ended up back at my house because my parents were gone and my sister was out all night with her boyfriend. Didn't make it out of the living room. For me it was very awkward, then later, fear of pregnancy for about a month. That didn't happen (whew!) We hooked up later that summer, tore it up till I had to go off to college.

She was the one who spent the night with me on a blanket on the 50-yard line of the HS Football field. Last I heard she was married, with three kids in Texas somewhere.

Now she's a smile on my face my wife doesn't understand.

08-06-2008, 12:45 PM
sedated Like I woke up in Wonderland.. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $3656558	Tell us the story of your first time How did you lose your virginity? Bang your 8th grade teacher? Hire a hooker? Drug the prom queen? Inquiring minds want to know. Give gochiefs something to look forward to.
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08-06-2008, 10:34 PM	#77
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Just like LocoChiefsfan, mine may have been when I was so inebriated at a party I have no recollection of it. I only know I did because half of my school hammered me about it for the next couple of weeks. Oddly enough, the first time I do recall was in a caboose- a real train caboose that was turned into a little recreational bar by this girl's dad. He had it sitting in the backyard. It was pretty cool. She took me out there during her party and well, one thing led to another. My second experience occurred on a boat during Spring Break my senior year. I didn't actually have sex in an actual bed until I was in college. Well, except for the first night that everyone in high school seems to know about but me. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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08-06-2008, 11:10 PM	#79
KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	It was in the back of my GF's '86 Mustang hatchback. Behind a tobacco barn. Accompanied by the smooth sounds of Motley Crue, and helped by some pretty warm beer. I was 16... she was 17. It was magic... magic, I tell ya.
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08-07-2008, 02:37 AM	#82
BigRock Pritay Pritay Pritay Good Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The State of Euphoria Casino cash: $3035412	I had been going to the same summer camp for 3 years. I'd always heard the rumors... the camp director's wife, this busty blonde goddess, had a reputation for sleeping with virile young campers because her husband didn't pay attention to her anymore. Of course, it just seemed like a made-up campfire story. Everyone knew someone who knew someone who's friend had boffed her. Anyway, long story short, I learned first-hand that the rumor was true. Well, at least half of it. I never found out if she slept with the campers, but her husband definitely didn't pay attention to her anymore. He certainly paid attention to me, though, promising all the ice cream and canoe rides I wanted, just as long as I never said anything to my parents. SUMMER FLING DON'T ME A THING BUT OH OH THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS WELL-UH WELL-UH WELL-UH
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08-09-2008, 01:34 AM	#84
Discuss Thrower "You like to drink?" Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: "I like to drink." Casino cash: $2776869	End of October. 2007. Girl with issues pursues my ass. I give in... First time was... Unsatisfactory due to... Technical issues. Second time, in the morning, I was a fool and well, you know the limerick. The third time I almost was late to fraternity stuff. Since then, nine months of absolute chastity... And I'm going to Mexico in a week. __________________ Chiefs 2016 Opponents: Home: JAX, TEN, NO, TB, NYJ. Away: HOU, IND, ATL, CAR, PIT Chiefs 2017 Opponents: Home: BUF, MIA, PHI, WSH, AFC North. Away: NE, NYJ, NYG, DAL, AFC South
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08-09-2008, 01:36 AM	#85
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $5979600	In the front seat of a mitsubishu something-or-other. I was drunk off my ass. I remember consenting, but I don't remember his name. I was 27.
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08-09-2008, 01:38 AM	#86
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4230478	I'll tell all of you for sure. Every nitty, gritty detail. __________________ Chiefs game films
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08-09-2008, 07:48 AM	#88
Chiefs_Mike_Topeka Rest in Peace Zachary Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Topeka Casino cash: $10005025	13; with my older sister's best friend. She was 16; I was sitting on the living room couch on a Sat. morning watching Bugs Bunny; eating a bowl of cereal. I was the only one home, she came over to hang out with my sister, sat down beside me asked if I ever had sex, asked if I wanted to, the rest is history. The horrible part of it is that it took just over 2 years before I had sex again. __________________ Zachary, my little man; I miss you and I Love You.
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08-09-2008, 09:13 AM	#90
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17596178 VARSITY	It was a looong time ago. I was a senior in high school. Parents out of town. Had a casual go out with some other kids in a big group thing to a movie with a girl who was my first crush in grade school. She was really pretty. We just kind of "bonded" so to speak, later, literally bonded. I thought she was kinda out of my league. But things took a turn for the very excellent, we ended up back at my house because my parents were gone and my sister was out all night with her boyfriend. Didn't make it out of the living room. For me it was very awkward, then later, fear of pregnancy for about a month. That didn't happen (whew!) We hooked up later that summer, tore it up till I had to go off to college. She was the one who spent the night with me on a blanket on the 50-yard line of the HS Football field. Last I heard she was married, with three kids in Texas somewhere. Now she's a smile on my face my wife doesn't understand.
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