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Banded
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oz
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I don't have anything of my own that I care to share, but I do have one of a friend.
This guy was hilarious. Back in the day, we were all partying and another friend's gf was drunk. This guy jumps in the sack with the other guy's drunk gf and bangs her. I don't remember what the bf was doing, but that was kind of ****ed up to have another friend sneak in and hump your girl like that.
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Hockey Town
Join Date: Apr 2005
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The old switcharoo!
If he was really good after finishing in the dark he'd have snuck out real fast without her even knowing. |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Banded
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oz
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Heh, he may have. I don't remember many of the details anymore. That was when we were all partying teenagers (20 years ago).
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
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My first girlfriend didn't do blowjobs, but I really wanted one after a long night of sex.
She made me pay her $10. And then when she fell asleep I stole the $10 back. Nothing crazy here. |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oz
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When you pick her up from the street corner, it is not considered your girlfriend.
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Take a Chill Pill
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Nope, just $10.
She really hated giving BJ's, her mouth was sort of small, and her jaw got sore real easily. True story. |
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![]() ****ing $10? I would have been asking questions. Was she a realtor? Did she get comps from her friends? |
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