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Old 07-06-2010, 12:23 PM  
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What's the best sex you ever had?
Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?... a one-nighter?... unencumbered?... I was drunk and she was Orca, but slippery?...

Let's here 'em.

Sorry if this is a repost, but things change day to day so f you.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:30 PM   #76
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I may be an idiot and overly confident, but I'm assuming Sully isn't talking because he's just not one to kiss and tell....or he could just be overly engrossed in either wall paper stripping or Grand Theft Auto.
More likely that he's not an idiot.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:31 PM   #77
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I believe about 10% of Donger's stories in this thread...

Lets be honest.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:31 PM   #78
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Personally, I don't because the child wakes up at the crack of dawn and someone has to get up with her.
The kid can wait 15 seconds while you run in and take care of things...
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:32 PM   #79
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I may be an idiot and overly confident, but I'm assuming Sully isn't talking because he's just not one to kiss and tell....or he could just be overly engrossed in either wall paper stripping or Grand Theft Auto.
Hoping cuz its not with someone else?
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:34 PM   #80
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More likely that he's not an idiot.
that, too. Although, except that threesome he had in college, I'm pretty confident in myself.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:34 PM   #81
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The best experience before my current GF was several years ago at my older brother’s wedding in Chicago.

I was a horny kid trying to bang all the bridesmaids the entire time leading up to the wedding (coed-ish bachelor party, rehearsal dinner, etc), but no success. At the reception, the bride’s brother (married, and a reformed player) told me there was a hot friend of the bride who was also from KC. He told me exactly what to do – say this when you approach her, ask her to dance, then comment on her perfume (he told me the brand), and when you get done dancing there will be a bottle of champagne over on that table, have a seat and pour some drinks. His planning worked to perfection, we flirted until the reception was over, then caught a cab to a jazz club and drank martinis (the first of my young life). I suggested getting out of there, and she said her hotel was only a few minutes away. Once in the cab she revealed that she wasn’t wearing any underwear, and we gave the cab driver a pretty good show. We got to the hotel, got in the elevator, and started up again, until it stopped on some floor and a bunch of drunk guys got in. Finally got to her room, and had hours of sweaty sex. The wet spot on the sheets was the size of a man-hole cover, and she was louder than Lassie in Porky’s. I left, drunk and drained and missing several items of clothing, and got back to my parent’s hotel room with just enough time to get 45 minutes of sleep before I had to catch my 7am flight home.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:35 PM   #82
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I believe about 10% of Donger's stories in this thread...

Lets be honest.
I don't see why. I doubt that my examples are that rare.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:35 PM   #83
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"OMG this one time...I was with a girl...and her dad really hated me because I was smarter than he was...so yeah...I came over and he said if I answered the Final Jeopardy question right he'd let me **** his daughter...right there in front of him...so I nailed the question, obviously...and then he held true and I just dogged his daughter right there! He cheered me on the whole time! It was so cool!!!"
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:35 PM   #84
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I believe about 10% of Donger's stories in this thread...

Lets be honest.
Donger's credibility >>>>> your credibility to questions Donger's credibility.
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Donger's next story:

"OMG this one time...I was with a girl...and her dad really hated me because I was smarter than he was...so yeah...I came over and he said if I answered the Final Jeopardy question right he'd let me **** his daughter...right there in front of him...so I nailed the question, obviously...and then he held true and I just dogged his daughter right there! He cheered me on the whole time! It was so cool!!!"
Wow, what a coincidence. That ACTUALLY happened to me.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:37 PM   #86
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ok I get it, I get it...

but does anyone really believe he got off to an HJ while talking to a chick's dad?

I can see her rubbing his dick...that's fine...being discreet...

but actually getting off?

If that's true, and he did get off...then he must be one of those minute men women LOVE so much...
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ok I get it, I get it...

but does anyone really believe he got off to an HJ while talking to a chick's dad?

I can see her rubbing his dick...that's fine...being discreet...

but actually getting off?

If that's true, and he did get off...then he must be one of those minute men women LOVE so much...
I've never got off to a hand job in my life. It just does not work for me. Blow jobs - she has to be REALLY good. I sure as **** wouldn't even get hard if it was in front of a girl's father. Kind of funny.
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I've never got off to a hand job in my life. It just does not work for me. Blow jobs - she has to be REALLY good. I sure as **** wouldn't even get hard if it was in front of a girl's father. Kind of funny.
I'm the same exact way other than handjobs...I can get off to a good handjob way easier than a good blowjob...

I've gotten off to four girls giving blowjobs...and only the ones who fully incorporate the hand into the blowjob...
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I've never got off to a hand job in my life. It just does not work for me. Blow jobs - she has to be REALLY good. I sure as **** wouldn't even get hard if it was in front of a girl's father. Kind of funny.
I believe Donger was 16 at the time. I could be "hard" at hello when I was 16.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:43 PM   #90
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