Life Crazy Cheating Stories - Page 6

Dante84 · 11-14-2013, 01:21 PM

Let's hear 'em.

At work, we were talking about how somebody's friend caught his wife banging dudes in a truck stop bathroom, and he found out by following her there.

What's the craziest shit you've heard or experienced?

GordonGekko · 11-14-2013, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by arrwheader

My buddy cheated on his first wife back in the day and found out he got the clap. The thing was he had shacked up with his old lady a few times after he hooked up with this chick. So knowing that he gave his wife an std he had to act quick. He didn't wanna go to their doctor so he orders some drugs from Canada. He actually got the anti biotics surprisingly and then got her drunk one night and the next day when she was hungover he asked her if she wanted an aspirin and she said yes so he gave her the pill instead. She gulped it down no problem and never found out she had it LOL. Crafty but yea shady as hell.

BS

keg in kc · 11-14-2013, 07:16 PM

Story #1: My ex and I didn't have sex on our honeymoon. She was on her period, and while we would often do it when that was the case, often we wouldn't, because she had sometimes had bad ones (pmdd). We have a mostly okay week, but a lot of tension. Not the sexual kind. So flash forward to the end of the honeymoon. We come home. We're fighting. The next day she disappears and I suspect she's banging somebody else. On the day after our honeymoon. She confirmed it later when we split.

Story #2: The summer we started dating, I left to work at Interlochen, a summer music and arts camp in Michigan. It would have been so easy to score there. But I didn't. I was in the first "serious" relationship of my life (at 23 years of age) and we were exclusive.

Flash forward six years, when we separate, and she tells me she slept with all of her roommates that summer. Which didn't either surprise or bother me at that point. I'd come to expect that of her.

But goddamn was I pissed that I hadn't hooked up with anybody in Michigan that summer.

Missed opportunities are always the worst.

Kiimo · 11-14-2013, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko

BS

Yeah somebody has no idea how antibiotics work.

Deberg_1990 · 11-14-2013, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dante84

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Originally Posted by A1DonkKiller

I'm a professional lurker on this board but couldn't resist telling this story. I was seeing this girl (Audrey) for a short period of time. I could tell she was crazy, but I was thinking most women were crazy and it wasn't that big of a deal.

My friends and I needed a roommate, and she was looking for a place. She ended up renting the room next to mine.

After she moved in, I found out she was off her ass crazy. I broke relationship ties with her after I found out she was nuts.

That night I heard a ruckus coming from her bedroom. I went in to see what the hell was going on.... and there was Tyrone Braxton of the Denver Broncos buttoning up his shirt.

He was saying, " Na bitch you better find my ring."

I proceeded to think nothing of it because I didn't know it was Tyrone Braxton at the time and went back to bed. When I woke up, she had his SB ring and was looking at it in the sun light. It was shimmering sun rays all over the living room.

I told her to get that ring back to him and she got her dad's lawyer to take it to him.

They still ended up seeing each other after that.

One day I realized how peaceful it had been at the house and realized she had been gone for a couple of days. Nice!

That day, I saw a mug shot with her and Tyrone on ESPN!

They all got busted with a bunch of cocaine in some hotel/apartment!

She ended up moving in with Tyrone after that.

I guess she really didn't cheat on me, but it was hours close to cheating, and I figured with it being Donkey week it was a good story.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2686656

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**bevischief** · 11-14-2013, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

Guy I went to school with knocked up his GF and they get married before the twins are born. He is in the hospital in the delivery room when 2 little mixed kids pop out. He is white, she is white. The whole family is there etc...

Hilarity did not ensue.

Wow...

**bevischief** · 11-14-2013, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by A1DonkKiller

I'm a professional lurker on this board but couldn't resist telling this story. I was seeing this girl (Audrey) for a short period of time. I could tell she was crazy, but I was thinking most women were crazy and it wasn't that big of a deal.

My friends and I needed a roommate, and she was looking for a place. She ended up renting the room next to mine.

After she moved in, I found out she was off her ass crazy. I broke relationship ties with her after I found out she was nuts.

That night I heard a ruckus coming from her bedroom. I went in to see what the hell was going on.... and there was Tyrone Braxton of the Denver Broncos buttoning up his shirt.

He was saying, " Na bitch you better find my ring."

I proceeded to think nothing of it because I didn't know it was Tyrone Braxton at the time and went back to bed. When I woke up, she had his SB ring and was looking at it in the sun light. It was shimmering sun rays all over the living room.

I told her to get that ring back to him and she got her dad's lawyer to take it to him.

They still ended up seeing each other after that.

One day I realized how peaceful it had been at the house and realized she had been gone for a couple of days. Nice!

That day, I saw a mug shot with her and Tyrone on ESPN!

They all got busted with a bunch of cocaine in some hotel/apartment!

She ended up moving in with Tyrone after that.

I guess she really didn't cheat on me, but it was hours close to cheating, and I figured with it being Donkey week it was a good story.

Chiefaholic · 11-14-2013, 07:28 PM

****ing cheaters!!

I was watching a playoff football game several years ago. One of the team's O-Line had vasoline all over their jerseys to "keep warm". I can't imagine why the other team didn't appreciate their opponents just trying to keep warm. However, they wiped some of the vasoline off their jerseys with a towel, and won that game without any assistance from the officiating crew what-so-ever. The team that won game fair and square learned a hard lesson that day and never cheated again.

Chief Roundup · 11-14-2013, 07:28 PM

I think I have mentioned this before somewhere on here.
Back in 93 I was the night manager for a janitorial cleaning company. Well one night after work one of the employees that worked for me asked if I would give her a ride home. When we got to her house she wanted me to keep driving because the light was on and that meant her husband was awake and she didn't want to deal with him. So we went over to the lake to kill some time. This was at about 4 a.m. before I knew it the sun was coming up over the lake and I had plans for the day. I took her home. This happened a few times. Then one night she tells me that her husband is out of town for several days. So I took her home. Well of course we end up in their bed. I am behind her and I hear the clicking sound of the hammer being drawn back on a wheel gun and then feel it touching the back of my skull. I rolled and he shot. I ended up with stitches as it just tore my scalp but didn't penetrate my body. That was the last time I cheated with her or with any other woman.

**SAUTO** · 11-14-2013, 07:30 PM

Who was it that their girlfriend jumped on the bed and took the ceiling fan to the dome?
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GloryDayz · 11-14-2013, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Did I mention women can be evil backstabbing bitches????

To say the least!

Brock · 11-14-2013, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by A1DonkKiller

I'm a professional lurker on this board but couldn't resist telling this story. I was seeing this girl (Audrey) for a short period of time. I could tell she was crazy, but I was thinking most women were crazy and it wasn't that big of a deal.

My friends and I needed a roommate, and she was looking for a place. She ended up renting the room next to mine.

After she moved in, I found out she was off her ass crazy. I broke relationship ties with her after I found out she was nuts.

That night I heard a ruckus coming from her bedroom. I went in to see what the hell was going on.... and there was Tyrone Braxton of the Denver Broncos buttoning up his y.

Was that in '08? Because in 08 he was arrested for drugs and patronizing a prostitute.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-14-2013, 07:40 PM

In the summer of 2009 I was selling an SUV. An interested party comes by and takes it for a test drive. Eventually he decides to buy it. I wait for a cashier's check from his credit union to clear and then I take the car over to him at work. He pages me up to his office.

The guy worked as a sculptor for dental implants and dentures. He showed me around his small office a little bit, and then his work area. It was interesting enough, and he was a nice and meek guy so I went along without much of an issue.

On his desk is a picture of his wife and kids kids. I look at it, tell him he has a nice family, then go downstairs and catch a ride home.

A few days later my wife asks me the name of the guy. I tell her. It turns out that she worked in the same hospital as my wife. Apparently, this woman, a devout Mormon with four kids, started hooking up with a doctor. He even bought her a set of implants. About two weeks after my wife tells me about this, she informs me that the guy used our old SUV to load up his kids and move out to Utah after his wife decided she wanted to go back to the doctor dick.

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Story two:

One of my friends from high school was really interested in becoming a minister. In fact, he brought the minister from our church into school one day during a career Q&A that he had in one of his classes. The minister is a really gregarious, likable guy and he and my friend develop a really good rapport. Friend's mom also works as a secretary for the church. About three-four months later it comes out that the minister has been banging my friend's mom, and when confronted about it in front of the leadership council of the church, he refuses to apologize. He was married with two kids and she was married with four. Just a complete ****ing debacle.

Pepe Silvia · 11-14-2013, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

Guy I went to school with knocked up his GF and they get married before the twins are born. He is in the hospital in the delivery room when 2 little mixed kids pop out. He is white, she is white. The whole family is there etc...

Hilarity did not ensue.

Me,Myself & Irene comes to mind.

**Rain Man** · 11-14-2013, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

Guy I went to school with knocked up his GF and they get married before the twins are born. He is in the hospital in the delivery room when 2 little mixed kids pop out. He is white, she is white. The whole family is there etc...

Hilarity did not ensue.

I'm curious how that conversation started. Did he bring it up in the moment, or did he wait a day or two? That had to be an awkward moment for everybody in the room.

**Rain Man** · 11-14-2013, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Story #1: My ex and I didn't have sex on our honeymoon. She was on her period, and while we would often do it when that was the case, often we wouldn't, because she had sometimes had bad ones (pmdd). We have a mostly okay week, but a lot of tension. Not the sexual kind. So flash forward to the end of the honeymoon. We come home. We're fighting. The next day she disappears and I suspect she's banging somebody else. On the day after our honeymoon. She confirmed it later when we split.

Story #2: The summer we started dating, I left to work at Interlochen, a summer music and arts camp in Michigan. It would have been so easy to score there. But I didn't. I was in the first "serious" relationship of my life (at 23 years of age) and we were exclusive.

Flash forward six years, when we separate, and she tells me she slept with all of her roommates that summer. Which didn't either surprise or bother me at that point. I'd come to expect that of her.

But goddamn was I pissed that I hadn't hooked up with anybody in Michigan that summer.

Missed opportunities are always the worst.

I have a similar story, though mine is kind of boring. But your last comment is the key. I was glad to be rid of the woman, but the real annoyance is that I lost five years of potential hookup time while she was out having orgies behind my back. She could have at least set me up for a key swap with the wife of one of the guys she was doing at work, because that woman was pretty cute. But did she? Nooooooo.

11-14-2013, 01:21 PM
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keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	Story #1: My ex and I didn't have sex on our honeymoon. She was on her period, and while we would often do it when that was the case, often we wouldn't, because she had sometimes had bad ones (pmdd). We have a mostly okay week, but a lot of tension. Not the sexual kind. So flash forward to the end of the honeymoon. We come home. We're fighting. The next day she disappears and I suspect she's banging somebody else. On the day after our honeymoon. She confirmed it later when we split. Story #2: The summer we started dating, I left to work at Interlochen, a summer music and arts camp in Michigan. It would have been so easy to score there. But I didn't. I was in the first "serious" relationship of my life (at 23 years of age) and we were exclusive. Flash forward six years, when we separate, and she tells me she slept with all of her roommates that summer. Which didn't either surprise or bother me at that point. I'd come to expect that of her. But goddamn was I pissed that I hadn't hooked up with anybody in Michigan that summer. Missed opportunities are always the worst.
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11-14-2013, 07:28 PM	#82
Chiefaholic Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $570277	***ing cheaters!! I was watching a playoff football game several years ago. One of the team's O-Line had vasoline all over their jerseys to "keep warm". I can't imagine why the other team didn't appreciate their opponents just trying to keep warm. However, they wiped some of the vasoline off their jerseys with a towel, and won that game without any assistance from the officiating crew what-so-ever. The team that won game fair and square learned a hard lesson that day and never cheated again. __________________ Last edited by Chiefaholic; 11-14-2013 at 07:41 PM..*
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11-14-2013, 07:28 PM	#83
Chief Roundup Admitted Planet Junky Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $-1458373	I think I have mentioned this before somewhere on here. Back in 93 I was the night manager for a janitorial cleaning company. Well one night after work one of the employees that worked for me asked if I would give her a ride home. When we got to her house she wanted me to keep driving because the light was on and that meant her husband was awake and she didn't want to deal with him. So we went over to the lake to kill some time. This was at about 4 a.m. before I knew it the sun was coming up over the lake and I had plans for the day. I took her home. This happened a few times. Then one night she tells me that her husband is out of town for several days. So I took her home. Well of course we end up in their bed. I am behind her and I hear the clicking sound of the hammer being drawn back on a wheel gun and then feel it touching the back of my skull. I rolled and he shot. I ended up with stitches as it just tore my scalp but didn't penetrate my body. That was the last time I cheated with her or with any other woman. __________________ Fanaticism is nowhere. There is no tenderness or humanity in fanaticism.
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11-14-2013, 07:40 PM	#87
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7219572	In the summer of 2009 I was selling an SUV. An interested party comes by and takes it for a test drive. Eventually he decides to buy it. I wait for a cashier's check from his credit union to clear and then I take the car over to him at work. He pages me up to his office. The guy worked as a sculptor for dental implants and dentures. He showed me around his small office a little bit, and then his work area. It was interesting enough, and he was a nice and meek guy so I went along without much of an issue. On his desk is a picture of his wife and kids kids. I look at it, tell him he has a nice family, then go downstairs and catch a ride home. A few days later my wife asks me the name of the guy. I tell her. It turns out that she worked in the same hospital as my wife. Apparently, this woman, a devout Mormon with four kids, started hooking up with a doctor. He even bought her a set of implants. About two weeks after my wife tells me about this, she informs me that the guy used our old SUV to load up his kids and move out to Utah after his wife decided she wanted to go back to the doctor dick. ----------------------------------- Story two: One of my friends from high school was really interested in becoming a minister. In fact, he brought the minister from our church into school one day during a career Q&A that he had in one of his classes. The minister is a really gregarious, likable guy and he and my friend develop a really good rapport. Friend's mom also works as a secretary for the church. About three-four months later it comes out that the minister has been banging my friend's mom, and when confronted about it in front of the leadership council of the church, he refuses to apologize. He was married with two kids and she was married with four. Just a complete ****ing debacle. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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