Worst way to die

[MrGiggity]

What would be the worst way to die in your opinion? For me it has to be autoerotic asphyxiation. What an embarrassing way to go out. Drowning is a close second though.

[GoHuge]

It's called being necklaced. It's an intimidation tactic used by some interrogators as a last chance scenario (similar to counting to 3 with a gun to someone's head) and a way of inflicting an incredibly horrible death on someone. What you do is take an old tire (off the rim) and put a bunch of gas in it and then roll it around a few times so the inside is coated with gas. Then you take the tire and place it around the neck of someone that in some form or fashion is restrained and can do nothing. Then light a match and either pretend you're about to light is so they'll crack or toss the match on the tire and watch someone's head and neck cook.....supposedly it can take up to twenty minutes before the person actually dies....I'm gonna pick that one although the being slowly beaten to death has gotta be a close 2nd.

Yeah - dying in 20 minutes sounds pretty rough until you think about dying slowly for 4, 5, 6 years.

[Why Not?]

Originally Posted by AZORChiefFan

Just saw this on the show Qi and I'd have to say this would be a shit way to go. http://boingboing.net/2006/02/03/was...ms-roachb.html

The wasp slips her stinger through the roach's exoskeleton and directly into its brain. She apparently uses sensors along the sides of the stinger to guide it through the brain,
a bit like a surgeon snaking his way to an appendix with a laparoscope. She continues to probe the roach's brain until she reaches one particular spot that appears to control
the escape reflex. She injects a second venom that influences these neurons in such a way that the escape reflex disappears.

From the outside, the effect is surreal. The wasp does not paralyze the cockroach. In fact, the roach is able to lift up its front legs again and walk.
But now it cannot move of its own accord. The wasp takes hold of one of the roach's antennae and leads it--in the words of Israeli scientists who study Ampulex--like a dog on a leash.

The zombie roach crawls where its master leads, which turns out to be the wasp's burrow. The roach creeps obediently into the burrow and sits there quietly, while the wasp
plugs up the burrow with pebbles. Now the wasp turns to the roach once more and lays an egg on its underside. The roach does not resist. The egg hatches, and the larva
chews a hole in the side of the roach. In it goes.

The larva grows inside the roach, devouring the organs of its host, for about eight days. It is then ready to weave itself a cocoon--which it makes within the roach as well.
After four more weeks, the wasp grows to an adult. It breaks out of its cocoon, and out of the roach as well. Seeing a full-grown wasp crawl out of a roach suddenly
makes those Alien movies look pretty derivative.

Since I hate roaches with a passion, this is bad ass. Kinda like what that fungus does to bugs on the show Planet Earth. It's actually really cool looking. But, indeed it would suck if it was done to you.

[stumppy]

I remember reading a few years back about one of the interrogation techniques used by the Afghans. They would take the prisoner out in the desert and shackle him right up tight to a dead body. Then leave him there for several days. Being left like that to die would be way up there on my worst ways to die list.

[crazycoffey]

Jaywalking

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Alone, I suppose.

Don't kid yourself, we all die alone...

[blaise]

When that one guy in Game of Thrones had the bucket of molten gold dumped on his head, that would have sucked.

[Stalker]

Being run over by dan fouts just before the Chiefs win the Superbowl

[Stalker]

Originally Posted by stumppy

I remember reading a few years back about one of the interrogation techniques used by the Afghans. They would take the prisoner out in the desert and shackle him right up tight to a dead body. Then leave him there for several days. Being left like that to die would be way up there on my worst ways to die list.

Not if your into necrophilia

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Stalker

Being run over by dan fouts just before the Chiefs win the Superbowl

Ok, you win...

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by stumppy

I remember reading a few years back about one of the interrogation techniques used by the Afghans. They would take the prisoner out in the desert and shackle him right up tight to a dead body. Then leave him there for several days.

Been there...

[Msmith]

Saw in half. Either horizontally or vertically (starting from the groin) will be extremely painful.

[BlackHelicopters]

Originally Posted by cosmo20002

1. Kicked in nuts repeatedly until dead

In other words, a Chiefs fan

[lcarus]

Drowning would be one of the best ways to go imo

[Dayze]

being an astronaut doing a space walk, and somehow becoming detached and drifting off into space; or somehow accidently sling-shotted out.

...and having 8 hours of oxygen.