|
![]() |
|
Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
Casino cash: $-1354792
|
Geno Smith fans roll call
NEW THREAD HEADER (11/17/12):
The list is gone. We will all be Geno Smith fans when he gets drafted by the Chiefs. For historical documentation's sake, I'll keep the list in a separate post on this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=3314 WHY GENO SMITH? If you're wondering if Geno Smith is right for you, check out this brilliant post by Saccopoo: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=5388 Next, we have a few GIFs you may be interested in from the Oklahoma game. Insane potential. These are the elite throws that very few QBs can make. What more can I say? Geno Smith can be a franchise QB in the NFL, and the Chiefs need to take a shot on him. GIF #1:
Spoiler!
GIF #2:
Spoiler!
GIF #3 (My favorite):
Spoiler!
HOW DO WE GET HIM HERE? Glad you asked. I posted this checklist earlier. It probably belongs in the thread header, and will be updated as the Chiefs close out their season and start a new chapter in their franchise story. Preparing for Geno Smith's Arrival In KC Checklist 1. [X] Lose games and acquire the #1 overall pick 2. [X] Get Pioli and the Patriot Way cronies the **** out 3. [X] Hire new GM/coach OPTIONAL (but highly recommended): 4. [ ] Re-sign/tag Bowe, who really wants to play in KC with Geno 5. [ ] Re-sign/tag Albert Last edited by RealSNR; 01-04-2013 at 12:32 PM.. |
Posts: 93,305
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9256 |
Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
Casino cash: $-1354792
|
I was making love to my wife last night. She said, "Kiss me where it smells" so I drove her to New Jersey.
|
Posts: 93,305
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9257 | |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: street
Casino cash: $9332208
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
Clark Hunt: "Thank god for the Dominican pool boy" |
|
Posts: 51,585
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9258 |
Permitted
Join Date: Jul 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
|
|
Posts: 4,095
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9259 |
Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
Casino cash: $-1354792
|
Tell this one to your study buddies, Cephalic. They'll think you're a big hit!
An old man goes to a doctor. The doctor comes back and says, "I've got bad news: You've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old man goes, "Well at least I don't have cancer!" |
Posts: 93,305
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9260 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: street
Casino cash: $9332208
|
you should post in this thread regularly, to remind us all that we're not scouts....lest we forget
and to remind us that you aren't interested in our opinions.....maybe once a day?
__________________
Clark Hunt: "Thank god for the Dominican pool boy" |
Posts: 51,585
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9261 |
Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
Casino cash: $-1354792
|
It's noble of you to think of yourself as this intellectual gadfly, Cephalic. It's not at all arrogant, false, and a bunch of bullshit.
In the meantime, you'll make lots of friends with the dumbasses on this board. That's what your superior intellect wants, right? People who will engage you with challenging thoughts and not rape jokes? Yeah, right. |
Posts: 93,305
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9262 |
Permitted
Join Date: Jul 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
|
Will do, as long as you continue to ask me questions about my motives for being on the board and eliciting said response.
|
Posts: 4,095
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9263 | |
Permitted
Join Date: Jul 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
|
Quote:
I didn't come here to make friends, man. Just wanted to talk some football. And I didn't want to be engaged with challenging thoughts... I'd take your class for that ![]() |
|
Posts: 4,095
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9264 |
The Insider
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Lake of the Ozarks
Casino cash: $-1411248
|
So I take it we have another candyass vagina posting on here. Imagine that.
|
Posts: 52,014
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9265 |
Andy Reid Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2012
Casino cash: $-1460389
|
|
Posts: 52,099
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9266 |
Permitted
Join Date: Jul 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
|
|
Posts: 4,095
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9267 | |
Kindness in words...
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Zion
Casino cash: $10025483
|
Quote:
Do you realize how ****ing stupid you sound? Do you realize that you are just spouting absolute nonsense? Mediocre talent? You, sir, are an idiot. |
|
Posts: 15,450
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9268 |
Permitted
Join Date: Jul 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
|
Research
Hypothesis: Geno Smith is the best quarterback in the draft. Introduction History says quarterbacks drafted in the first round win games and super bowls. This makes me really excited and motivates me to make tons of gifs and pictures with Geno Smith in a Chiefs uniform. Thus, I decided to do research on Geno Smith and other quarterbacks to address my question and solidify my preconceived notions that he is the best. Method Sit in my mom's basement and watch game film and take notes. I only take breaks to get more cheetos and mountain dew (sometimes mom just brings them down) or relieve myself (pee, poop, and masturabate because of Geno's awesome talent). Then I got on the internet and read stuff from people who love Geno too. KY jelly was used for the final phase of my research. Results Geno Smith has a rocket arm, dead on accuracy, and threw for 7 td's in a game once. This means he's really good. And I heard he went to a school for the gifted when he was 5. So he's smart. And he's black so he has a cock the size of a shampoo bottle. This was confirmed by my radio guy who went into the locker room once. When I used the KY for Geno films, I came in an average of 2.5 seconds. While watching Barkley, Wilson, and Glennon, I got nothing (though it's worth noting Glennon's ostrich look had me close). These results suggest Geno is clearly the best. Discussion There is no discussion. Any question of Geno will be met with an insult of your intellect, which will then progress into jokes about butts and poo poo cuz they're funny and people like them. Case closed. Draft Geno. It will save me $30 a month in porn subscriptions if Geno is in a Chiefs jersey. References Youtube Pornhub (Geno has a sex tape that was used to confirm the size of his penis) Special Acknowledgements My mom for letting me use her basement. Last edited by Cephalic Trauma; 01-15-2013 at 01:51 AM.. Reason: Peer revisions added. |
Posts: 4,095
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9269 | |
Caralho
Join Date: Sep 2011
Casino cash: $9611474
|
Quote:
While I laugh at your idiocy, I enjoyed the post.
__________________
Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower? No man ever truly knows what he can do unless he dares to leap. |
|
Posts: 18,455
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9270 | |
Kindness in words...
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Zion
Casino cash: $10025483
|
Quote:
Idiot. |
|
Posts: 15,450
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
|
|