Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. - Page 7

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

Brando · 11-03-2004, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Straight, No Chaser

"Thanks" for posting this sheet

Ya know, I read this an hour ago and have not forgot about it yet. I'm now scared. Tonight, when I roll back in the rack and close my eyes I will probably envision a very disgusting set of images...
there's one thing I can't get right: since these creatures are deaf, WTF does it matter what they yell? I mean can't she just sign that "she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth"?

gee. thanks R&G

--->

That's like not being able to smell and still farting. Oh the humanity!

Nightfyre · 11-04-2004, 12:12 AM

Just walk up to her and say:
"LISTEN! You scream too loud at night... I can HEAR you in my apartment. Please keep the noise down."

OldTownChief · 11-04-2004, 12:23 AM

Leave a can of oil in front of her door with a note asking her to drink it.

Pants · 11-04-2004, 12:26 AM

Or leave her some vaseline and a note telling her to use it next time.

David. · 11-04-2004, 12:44 AM

if man is five, if man is five, if man is five

then the devil is six, then the devil is six, then the devil is six, and if the devil is six

then GOD IS SEVEN, then GOD IS SEVEN, then GOD IS SEVEN

Pants · 11-04-2004, 12:54 AM

David. · 11-04-2004, 12:54 AM

you're dead to me

Pants · 11-04-2004, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by David.

you're dead to me

What did that have to with anything is what I don't understand. How am I dead to you?

David. · 11-04-2004, 12:58 AM

the pixies always have something to do with everything. EVERYTHING

Pants · 11-04-2004, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by David.

the pixies always have something to do with everything. EVERYTHING

I'll repeat,

WTF?

David. · 11-04-2004, 01:00 AM

the proof is in the pudding

Pants · 11-04-2004, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by David.

the proof is in the pudding

David, are you high again?

David. · 11-04-2004, 01:02 AM

mmmmperhaps.

ok no.

Pants · 11-04-2004, 01:04 AM

It's been pretty dry in Lawrence lately, just shwag and what not.

David. · 11-04-2004, 01:06 AM

I got QPs coming my way in steady supply, 400 for trees and 600-650 for shrooms.

Today made me very very happy.

11-03-2004, 06:57 PM
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top. Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out. Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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Nightfyre MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Helena, MT Casino cash: $1368849	Just walk up to her and say: "LISTEN! You scream too loud at night... I can HEAR you in my apartment. Please keep the noise down."
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OldTownChief Bobble Taco Join Date: May 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Leave a can of oil in front of her door with a note asking her to drink it.
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11-04-2004, 12:26 AM	#94
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11-04-2004, 12:44 AM	#95
David. . Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: University of Missouri Casino cash: $10005850	if man is five, if man is five, if man is five then the devil is six, then the devil is six, then the devil is six, and if the devil is six then GOD IS SEVEN, then GOD IS SEVEN, then GOD IS SEVEN
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11-04-2004, 12:54 AM	#96
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11-04-2004, 12:58 AM	#99
David. . Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: University of Missouri Casino cash: $10005850	the pixies always have something to do with everything. EVERYTHING
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11-04-2004, 01:00 AM	#101
David. . Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: University of Missouri Casino cash: $10005850	the proof is in the pudding
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11-04-2004, 01:02 AM	#103
David. . Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: University of Missouri Casino cash: $10005850	mmmmperhaps. ok no.
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11-04-2004, 01:04 AM	#104
Pants Time Keeps On Slipping Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $3629900	It's been pretty dry in Lawrence lately, just shwag and what not. __________________ "Turn the channel to 26!"
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11-04-2004, 01:06 AM	#105
David. . Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: University of Missouri Casino cash: $10005850	I got QPs coming my way in steady supply, 400 for trees and 600-650 for shrooms. Today made me very very happy.
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