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Old 04-27-2005, 03:15 PM   #1
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:16 PM   #2
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:04 PM   #3
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:15 PM   #4
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bfett81: they are all white too
bfett81: its highly annoying
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GirlUsed: awww
GirlUsed: how cute are we
bfett81: cute?
GirlUsed: or gay
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I'm not really sure what happened here, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't good for you.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:17 PM   #5
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I'm not really sure what happened here, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't good for you.
Why? She didn't like rap.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:18 PM   #6
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Why? She didn't like rap.
May I offer some advice?

Some gals may not take too well to the euphemism, "Draining the lizard."
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:15 PM   #7
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Get some. Not having pictures of yourself when chatting online is like not having a baseball bat when you step up to the plate.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:18 PM   #8
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Get some. Not having pictures of yourself when chatting online is like not having a baseball bat when you step up to the plate.
I have some now...this chat is from months ago.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:17 PM   #9
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Still reading, but, I probably wouldn't have gone into this:

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bfett81: i decided not to join them
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GirlUsed: you stayed home alone?
bfett81: well i dont really like dad's side of the family all that much
GirlUsed: oh
bfett81: their like strangers to me
bfett81: i hardly knew them growing up
It's a bit too "I want you to be my friend and console me," as opposed to, "I want to hump your brains out."

To your credit, you got off it pretty fast with the "bfett81: its not a big deal lol".
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:18 PM   #10
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bfett81: redheads > brunettes > blondes
Don't get so excited. Tell them you think they look good, but don't overdo it. Saying, "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO HOT I LOVE REDHEADS" makes you sound desperate (which you are, but don't let them know that).
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:19 PM   #11
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That's kind of risky. I know you were trying to be nice, but you never know how they're going to react to something like that. I'd avoid it. Looks like it worked out okay for you i this case, though.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:20 PM   #12
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At least you know it was a cliche. I'd probably think of something else to say, even if you did really like her eyes.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:22 PM   #13
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GirlUsed: and hey im allison
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bfett81: and hey im clay
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bfett81: you can only get one through invite
bfett81: so if you want one just say so
GirlUsed: i dont even know what a gigabyte is
GirlUsed: im pretty computer stupid
bfett81: one thousand megabytes
bfett81: its searchable too, so you can find old emails
bfett81: basically you never have to delete anything
And you thought the orchestral soundtracks were a nerd alert? Stay off of the gmail talk, man. It's not very much of an aphrodisiac.

Also, get the introductions out of the way a long time before this point.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:24 PM   #14
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And you thought the orchestral soundtracks were a nerd alert? Stay off of the gmail talk, man. It's not very much of an aphrodisiac.

Also, get the introductions out of the way a long time before this point.
If she's not interested in me because of those things, I didn't need her shallow ass anyway.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:26 PM   #15
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