I should not let people affect me

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by Halfcan

fuck you and your dead cat.

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[sedated]

Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

I may be abrasive, caustic, whatever, but there are plenty of other members that can claim the title of "biggest assh0le".

I gave my girlfriend that title a long time ago

[sedated]

Originally Posted by Phobia

I find a lot of jokes funny. It doesn't mean I've ever walked into a bar with a priest, rabbi, and a hooker.

I usually walk into a bar with money and low self-esteem, and out with a hooker.

[sedated]

Why do people (who ask for opinions) let what total strangers say on the internet bother them?

[milkman]

Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin

Quick,

All that underachievement and pot smoking is making you a whiney, defensive bitch. Now bugger off and find your cat if you want to talk to someone who wont call you an asshole.

QockSurfer isn't bright enough to earn the label "asshole".

He's just a whiney little bitch, with the maturity of a 7 year old.

[Bob Dole]

Originally Posted by sedated

I gave my girlfriend that title a long time ago

You're dating Julie Meadows too?

[Logical]

Someone should really end the suffering and put QuikSsurfer down. It would be a mercy killin.

[Logical]

Originally Posted by Psicosis

This really isn't going to help, dude.

I do hope you find your cat (and happiness), though.

I think he should get some pussy and he won't miss his cat so much. An added bonus is it should reduce his anger.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by chiefs4me

You are wrong...and how you went wrong, is posting about losing your cat..if you had been a true lurker and read this board, you would of known you were going to get beat down....don't put your personal sorrow or happiness on this board..think of it as entertainment and kind of like checking out the zoo on a daily basis...say to yourself....what are the monkey's up to today........




It's not to late for your cat to show back up either, he could of just went wandering, I wouldn't give up..

No, chiefs4me, you are wrong.

If Qocksurfer hadn't taken umbrage with people on this board that gave him some good advice in earlier threads that he's asked for sympathy and advice, then the response to his cat thread would have been far different.

Sure, there would have been a few jokes, but for the most part, otherwise, people would have been far more sympathetic.

[Logical]

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I saw a documentary on HBO a long time ago about this, it's really fucked up, they skin, steam and cook these animals alive.

I somehow doubt they are alive after the skinning, definitely not after the steaming. Enquiring minds must know, how do they cook them after steaming them, in a mild kung pao sauce?

[Logical]

Originally Posted by Psicosis

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But what's the big difference between cats, as food, and cows, as food? My skin crawls just thinking about it, don't get me wrong, but on a certain logical level, there's not a big difference.

I am sure not much, I have eaten horse and I have eaten Korean Dog and both were tasty (though they tend to be a little more chewy than beef). I have never had cat but I would imagine it to be very similar to Rabbit which is quite good.

[Logical]

Originally Posted by KCTitus

Isnt it a little early for a 'Im leaving forever' thread? I mean, the Superbowl isnt for another couple of weeks.

Just remember, you can always invoke the 'Taco John' clause to the 'Im leaving forever' thread and start posting again at any time.

Dammit Titus that clause is supposed to remain a secret.

[Bwana]

Soooooooo any pussy updates?

BTW: I see Forrest Gump on Crack and been back since he posted this pile of a thread.

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[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav

I somehow doubt they are alive after the skinning, definitely not after the steaming. Enquiring minds must know, how do they cook them after steaming them, in a mild kung pao sauce?

"Take a cat that should be plump: and cut its throat, and once it is dead cut off its head, and throw it away for this is not to be eaten; for it is said that he who eats the brains will lose his own sense and judgement. Then skin it very cleanly, and open it and clean it well; and then wrap it in a clean linen cloth and bury it in the earth where it should remain for a day and a night; then take it out and put it on a spit; and roast it over the fire, and when beginning to roast, baste it with good garlic and oil, and when you are finished basting it, beat it well with a green branch; and this should be done until it is well roasted, basting and beating; and when it is roasted carve it as if it were rabbit or kid and put it on a large plate; and take the garlic with oil mixed with good broth so that it is coarse, and pour it over the cat and you can eat it for it is a good dish."

[Logical]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

There's always been a small, idiotic (but vocal) minority of CP posters that think jokes about killing cats are real funny. Some of them are just kidding, some are definitely not kidding. I've just come to accept that it's part of the CP landscape, and some of the most boorish posters I've set to "ignore" in my account preferences. I've found the "ignore" function to have greatly enhanced my CP enjoyment, and it's helped my blood pressure too.

Considering this is primarily a football forum, CP members cover the entire spectrum, including a select few who are mean spirited folks and some who are just plain scary nuts. The CP has always had a certain minority element who exhibit callousness towards animal cruelty. Just like dealing with a racist, sexist or homophobe, you're not likely to change their minds, and all they want from you is an argument or to stand you up as an object for ridicule. The jokes, comments and pictures are the same ones over and over. To me, it's just old hat.

That being said, If you're looking for sympathy, generally the CP is not populated with a plethora of Dr. Phils and Oprahs. So you're not going to find a particularly receptive audience here, unless you've lost a family member or have someone seriously in need of prayer.

I hope your cat comes home soon. I've had kitties go walk about for a few days, and its not fun when they disappear. Have you put up any signs in the neighborhood?

Hang in there, and as far as leaving the CP for good, we've all felt that way at one time or another. There's a lot of angry, mean, cynical A-holes in the world, some of them live in this cyber neighborhood. You can choose to ignore them, and if not, don't expect a lot of sympathy from the inmate population.

Although I am clearly an asshole, hell with my sense of humor Gblowfish may have me on iggy. This was an excellent post with excellent advice. QuikSsurfer if you are still lurking pay attention to his post. Laugh off the others including mine.

[Logical]

Originally Posted by Mer

"Take a cat that should be plump: and cut its throat, and once it is dead cut off its head, and throw it away for this is not to be eaten; for it is said that he who eats the brains will lose his own sense and judgement. Then skin it very cleanly, and open it and clean it well; and then wrap it in a clean linen cloth and bury it in the earth where it should remain for a day and a night; then take it out and put it on a spit; and roast it over the fire, and when beginning to roast, baste it with good garlic and oil, and when you are finished basting it, beat it well with a green branch; and this should be done until it is well roasted, basting and beating; and when it is roasted carve it as if it were rabbit or kid and put it on a large plate; and take the garlic with oil mixed with good broth so that it is coarse, and pour it over the cat and you can eat it for it is a good dish."

great one! I literally was laughing. I have a cruel sense of humor.