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Old 05-15-2007, 12:12 PM  
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So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:41 PM   #91
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Hey my thread is a humorous play on a previous thread and is purely fictional. You sir, have anal references in your avi and siggy.
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:45 PM   #92
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Don't really have any weird stories but I did do a chick whose muff smelled like a dumpster. As soon as i took off her panties it hit me like a punch in the face. I tried to keep "it" up but the smell was overpowering and i struggled the whole time. I tried my best not to yell when i first smelled it. Not my best performance
just gotta lick that shit clean
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:57 PM   #93
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Hey my thread is a humorous play on a previous thread and is purely fictional. You sir, have anal references in your avi and siggy.
I know.

It's just a sickness that haunts me.
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:58 PM   #94
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:00 PM   #95
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Don't really have any weird stories but I did do a chick whose muff smelled like a dumpster. As soon as i took off her panties it hit me like a punch in the face. I tried to keep "it" up but the smell was overpowering and i struggled the whole time. I tried my best not to yell when i first smelled it. Not my best performance
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Thats one i'm sure atleast most of us can relate to.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:02 PM   #96
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:04 PM   #97
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I haven't read the entire thread. Has anyone said anything truly kinky yet?
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:25 PM   #98
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holy shit this thread is killing me!!!!

it could have spun into utter chaos...but I loive the fact that its just loitering at the intersection of No Return Point and the To Hell Hwy
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:28 PM   #99
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I haven't read the entire thread. Has anyone said anything truly kinky yet?
The chick with a tail was enough for me...

WTF!?!?!?
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:31 PM   #100
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I bumped uglies with a chick who was an irish/some sort of spanish or native american mix. She had 1 all brown nipple and one mostly pink with speckles of brown.
Okay, now that's just incredibly hot.

The tail thing? Not so much.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:32 PM   #101
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Okay, now that's just incredibly hot.

The tail thing? Not so much.
This thread has ruined Elaine for me.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:35 PM   #102
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Weirdest chit I've ever seen "down there" was my wife giving birth to my two boys. You have to see it to believe it...
Yeah, thanks Amno. My wife's OBGYN actually said to me after me joking about the husband stitch, "Are you sure? She's already pretty tight."

Funny guy.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:02 PM   #103
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The chick with a tail was enough for me...

WTF!?!?!?
That's weird, not kinky. I guess weird is what the thread asked for though.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:03 PM   #104
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I'm not sure this fits the category, but I once had a woman tell me she didn't like guys going down on her or giving blowjobs. That about ruined it for me.





I said about. I still hit it. She was pretty good looking and had big ta ta's.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:14 PM   #105
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After thinking about it, I really don't have any weird sex stories.
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