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Old 07-23-2007, 10:19 PM  
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So, it's not my MOST embarrassing moment....
but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?
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Old 07-06-2012, 07:30 PM   #91
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Old 07-06-2012, 07:59 PM   #92
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Old 07-06-2012, 08:25 PM   #93
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Old 07-06-2012, 08:27 PM   #94
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Old 07-06-2012, 08:36 PM   #95
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:12 PM   #96
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Good Lord, dude. I can't imagine a grown person crapping their pants.
I have about 50-60 pair of underwear. Every pair I've crapped in.

I had a couple sneezing attacks today. Sharted both times.
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:55 PM   #97
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I have about 50-60 pair of underwear. Every pair I've crapped in.

I had a couple sneezing attacks today. Sharted both times.
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but it's close.
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You have a better excuse than I had, bro.
Back when I was able bodied we were at an Intel job site & ended up working through lunch. I went over to the lunch tent to grab a bite. I forget what it was I ate, it wasn't but 2 hours later & I was sick as hell.
You know how when you're getting close to a toilet & it really starts coming on. That happened & the Porta Potty was occupied. I never made it to the next one.
Luckily we wore white coveralls so I was able to strip my pants/undies & do the Scottish kilt gig. Oh yeah, it was like 85-90 out so you can imagine how hot the Porta Potty was. I was drenched in sweat. It's tough to get undressed/dressed when you're in that small area & you're trying to avoid the nasty urinal.

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