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sedated · 08-06-2008, 12:45 PM

How did you lose your virginity?

Bang your 8th grade teacher? Hire a hooker? Drug the prom queen?

Inquiring minds want to know. Give gochiefs something to look forward to.

blueballs · 08-09-2008, 09:43 AM

those older women do a lot of deflowering

Ebolapox · 08-09-2008, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Henry

18, parking lot of the bar called the "American Tap" in Ft. Dodge , Iowa. She was blonde that was 7. Average body but did she get very very wet.

years old?

you sick ****

**KcMizzou** · 08-09-2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Now she's a smile on my face my wife doesn't understand.

Heheh... Every guy needs a couple of those.

**luv** · 08-09-2008, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

27, wow

you held on that somabitch like a family heirloom.

What can I say? I was very insecure. Hence the need for lots of alcohol.

damaticous · 08-09-2008, 01:46 PM

I was 16 she was 15. At a mutual friends Halloween party. in between a bunch of bales of hay. Lasted about 5 minutes, just got in and she said to stop cause it hurt...little did I know that that would be the only time in my life that I felt I had a big penis.

**J Diddy** · 08-09-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

What can I say? I was very insecure. Hence the need for lots of alcohol.

a woman needs not security but alas just a mere vagina to engage in sex

especially the teen years

**J Diddy** · 08-09-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by damaticous

I was 16 she was 15. At a mutual friends Halloween party. in between a bunch of bales of hay. Lasted about 5 minutes, just got in and she said to stop cause it hurt...little did I know that that would be the only time in my life that I felt I had a big penis.

lol

could be worse
could have gotten it stuck in a tylenol bottle

**Rain Man** · 08-09-2008, 02:39 PM

I was 16 years old, and a Chinese restaurant opened up in town. I was intrigued, but it took me a while to work up the courage to go in, since my parents were meat and potatoes people. But one day I went in, and it was a classic Chinese restaurant in retrospect, turqoise leatherette booths and wall hangings with dragons and rice paddies and little Chinese villages on them.

An older Chinese woman motioned that I could sit down, and I sat in one of the booths. The restaurant was more or less empty. Then out from the kitchen came this vision of oriental loveliness. She was probably in her mid-twenties, perfect golden skin, impish little smile, and that hairstyle that's really cute where her hair is straight and then curls in just below her jawline. Her hair was such a dark black that it almost had a bluish tint to it, and her eyes were so dark that you couldn't tell the pupil from the iris.

She brought some water out, and some of those little crunchy wonton thingies, and gave me a big, genuine smile. She was quite petite, but also had some curves - not a lot, but enough to really catch your eye. I remember to this day that outfit - tight jeans and a white lacy top that was just low enough that you could see the swell of her bosom starting, yet not low enough to show anything.

I told her I hadn't been here before, and asked her what was good, and she recommended the mongolian beef. I had no idea what it was, so I said sure. With that, she sashayed back to the kitchen, her small, round derriere drawing my gaze as it langorously swayed back and forth with each step. Ten minutes later, she came out with a plate of mongolian beef.

And that, my friends, was the first time I ever had Chinese food.

NewChief · 08-09-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I was 16 years old, and a Chinese restaurant opened up in town. I was intrigued, but it took me a while to work up the courage to go in, since my parents were meat and potatoes people. But one day I went in, and it was a classic Chinese restaurant in retrospect, turqoise leatherette booths and wall hangings with dragons and rice paddies and little Chinese villages on them.

An older Chinese woman motioned that I could sit down, and I sat in one of the booths. The restaurant was more or less empty. Then out from the kitchen came this vision of oriental loveliness. She was probably in her mid-twenties, perfect golden skin, impish little smile, and that hairstyle that's really cute where her hair is straight and then curls in just below her jawline. Her hair was such a dark black that it almost had a bluish tint to it, and her eyes were so dark that you couldn't tell the pupil from the iris.

She brought some water out, and some of those little crunchy wonton thingies, and gave me a big, genuine smile. She was quite petite, but also had some curves - not a lot, but enough to really catch your eye. I remember to this day that outfit - tight jeans and a white lacy top that was just low enough that you could see the swell of her bosom starting, yet not low enough to show anything.

I told her I hadn't been here before, and asked her what was good, and she recommended the mongolian beef. I had no idea what it was, so I said sure. With that, she sashayed back to the kitchen, her small, round derriere drawing my gaze as it langorously swayed back and forth with each step. Ten minutes later, she came out with a plate of mongolian beef.

And that, my friends, was the first time I ever had Chinese food.

I've avoided this thread, until I saw Rain Man had posted in it. You never disappoint, my friend.

crazycoffey · 08-09-2008, 03:08 PM

I'm still a virgin...

Discuss Thrower · 08-10-2008, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

I'm still a virgin...

Rep for being a smarter man than I.

**Rausch** · 08-10-2008, 01:24 AM

Some gal with a Motley Crue T and and a friggen OBSCENE poof on her forehead.

Like 90-91. I was in 8th grade.

Big stuff, me. Downed the trowsers on top of some parked car and ScrEEEEEEeeeeech.

* **** me ow it hurts all my ass hair gone please stop don't stop hurts so much can't let her oh hell don't make me push **** ow HURTS HAIR ALL GONE I ****ING HATE YOU WO-................ah....*

**KcMizzou** · 08-10-2008, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

Some gal with a Motley Crue T and and a friggen OBSCENE poof on her forehead.

Like 90-91. I was in 8th grade.

Big stuff, me. Downed the trowsers on top of some parked car and ScrEEEEEEeeeeech.

* **** me ow it hurts all my ass hair gone please stop don't stop hurts so much can't let her oh hell don't make me push **** ow HURTS HAIR ALL GONE I ****ING HATE YOU WO-................ah....*

Speaking of teh Crue...

Primal Scream was fun back then....

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-10-2008, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

And that, my friends, was the first time I ever had Chinese food.

Did it taste like chicken?

Or fish?

Otter · 08-10-2008, 02:28 AM

10:15pm est: ewwww, what are you doing?!?!?

10:15pm est: shhhh, I'm almost done

10:16pm est: got any tissues?

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