Germ Warfare

[rad]

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Lance is lower but you are welcome in the center here's you lance corporal insignia

Dave

Welcome in the center?

Alright, thanks for the response. I was just curious, I'm kind of not supposed to talk about my service. Uh, I mean, you know, back in 'Nam....

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by bringbackmarty

So can I run the band or what? What kinda tunes you guys want to hear, and are there any volunteers to fill out the band? I'll make sure they don't slack off on both of their jobs, and rehearse them until they know the drill backwards forwards and sideways. Their loyalty will be to the supreme commanders only. Sort of a republican guard with weapons and instruments.

I could also plan the victory parade for when the troops come home! I was just kidding about the bitches, well sort of. I'm married, but I'll still cockblock those sunsabitches so they have no chance at reproducing!

To do my job, and have the appropriate amount of authority, I propose the rank of Col.
That's the highest ranking musician in the United States military.


Here's a blip about the director of "The Presidents Own." Which is how I would eventually hope to model our band.

Director

The Director is commanding officer of “The President’s Own” and has two other traditional roles: music advisor to the White House and music director of Washington’s Gridiron Club. He serves as both artistic and executive director and guides the daily operations of the Marine Band.

The Director leads the Marine Band and Marine Chamber Orchestra for the following performances:
White House performances (year-round)
Concert season (roughly 20 public concerts, January—May)
Summer concert season (roughly 25 public concerts, June—August)
Annual concert tour (roughly 45 public concerts, October—November)
International clinics and conferences
There have been 27 Directors since the Marine Band was formed in 1798. To meet them, click here.

Colonel Michael J. Colburn

Colonel Michael J. Colburn is 27th Director of “The President’s Own” United States Marine Band. During his twenty years with “The President’s Own”, Col Colburn has served as principal euphonium, Assistant Director, and since July 17, 2004, the Director who is leading the Marine Band in its third century.

As Director of “The President’s Own,” Col Colburn is music advisor to the White House. He regularly conducts the Marine Band at the Executive Mansion and at all Presidential Inaugurations. He also serves as music director of Washington D.C.’s prestigious Gridiron Club, a position held by every Director of the Marine Band since John Philip Sousa..

Col Colburn joined “The President’s Own” in 1987 as a euphonium player, performing at the White House, in the Washington, D.C., metropolitan area, and throughout the country during the band’s annual concert tour. He quickly distinguished himself as a featured soloist, and in 1990 was appointed principal euphonium. Col Colburn also was active as a conductor for “The President’s Own” chamber music series and served as a tour coordinator for the Marine Band’s annual concert tour. In 1996, he was appointed Assistant Director and commissioned a first lieutenant. He accepted the position of Senior Assistant Director and Executive Officer in 2001, and in 2002 was promoted to the rank of major. Col Colburn was promoted to lieutenant colonel the day before he assumed leadership of “The President’s Own” on July 17, 2004. He was promoted to his present rank on July 3, 2007, by President George W. Bush in an Oval Office ceremony.

While Senior Assistant Director, Col Colburn worked to strengthen and expand the reputation of “The President’s Own.” He was especially involved in the refinement of the Marine Band’s audition process and development of the chamber music series. He also arranged for the band’s participation in numerous high-profile events. In July 2003, in celebration of the Marine Band’s 205th anniversary, he brought to the podium renowned conductor and Academy-Award winning film composer John Williams, who led the Marine Band for a gala performance at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C. As Director, Col Colburn has continued to attract prominent guest conductors for the band, including Leonard Slatkin in 2006 and José Serebrier in 2007.

Col Colburn is deeply committed to seeking new works for “The President’s Own.” While Assistant Director, he facilitated the commissioning of David Rakowski’s Ten of a Kind, a work which was honored in 2002 as a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in music. In 2006, Mr. Rakowski was awarded the Barlow Endowment Prize, a distinction that will result in a new work to be premiered by “The President’s Own” in 2008. Future Marine Band commissions include compositions by the American composers David Chaitkin and Melinda Wagner. Col Colburn also has worked to expand the Marine Band’s educational outreach efforts by increasing master classes at schools throughout the nation during the band’s annual concert tour, and by initiating Music in the High Schools, a program that sends musicians from “The President’s Own” to perform in Washington, area high schools.

Col Colburn is a native of St. Albans, Vt., where he graduated from Bellows Free Academy in 1982. Following high school he attended the Crane School of Music at the State University of New York in Potsdam for two years. He continued his education at Arizona State University in Tempe, where he studied euphonium with Daniel Perantoni and earned a bachelor’s degree in music performance in 1986. In 1991, Col Colburn earned a master’s degree in conducting from George Mason University in Fairfax, Va., where he studied with Anthony Maiello. In addition to his duties with “The President’s Own,” Col Colburn is an active clinician and guest conductor.

No one who wants the return of Marty Schottenheimer shall be granted any rank but firing practice target.

[bringbackmarty]

it's just a name, not really a position anymore. A response to the actions of the Vermiel era, which ignored an entire phase of the game. I'm onboard with change. The entire regime must be sacked, start fresh. Nobody from the Schottendungy family tree.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by bringbackmarty

it's just a name, not really a position anymore. A response to the actions of the Vermiel era, which ignored an entire phase of the game. I'm onboard with change. The entire regime must be sacked, start fresh. Nobody from the Schottendungy family tree.

You are granted the rank of Hauptscharführer in the intelligence division. You can have a squad of three to five men to report immediately to you. All material will then be conveyed to Fairplay, who as commander of the Luftwaffe, is also in charge of propaganda education.

[Fairplay]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

All material will then be conveyed to Fairplay, who as commander of the Luftwaffe, is also in charge of propaganda education.

All i would have to say is to simply tell the honest truth, that is all the education the people need to know about the Hemrophiles.

That would be too vile and disgusting for the common man to digest.
But we must tell the people.

Our army is growing. May it be declared an official super power by the end of the week.

[bringbackmarty]

Gchiefs
boon
autumn wind
Mr. Flopnuts
Hootie
Chiefs Country
juices flowing
kc jones
rustshack
mr. arrowhead
Zouk
Known material supporters of the hermines

[Fairplay]

Originally Posted by bringbackmarty

Gchiefs
boon
autumn wind
Mr. Flopnuts
Hootie
Chiefs Country
juices flowing
kc jones
rustshack
mr. arrowhead

Known material supporters of the hermines

Perhaps be in charge of intelligence if he changes his avatar?

[bringbackmarty]

I accept, as long as I don't have to kill any jews, and can run the band, and plan the victory parade, in addition to my duties as Hauptscharführer. Mods: please change my name to Johannes Herrmann, in honor of my German ancestral name.

[2112]

Originally Posted by bringbackmarty

I accept, as long as I don't have to kill any jews, and can run the band, and plan the victory parade, in addition to my duties as Hauptscharführer. Mods: please change my name to Johannes Herrmann, in honor of my German ancestral name.

Change your location. it should now say Der Fuhrerbunker

[Bearcat]

Damn, wish I had seen this earlier... whatever you need me to do, sir.

However, I have a long history of hating Herm, and have NEVER been on the other side of the fence. I have several quality posts bashing Herm, and my current project is trying to rid Chiefs fans of Hermorrhoids.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Damn, wish I had seen this earlier... whatever you need me to do, sir.

However, I have a long history of hating Herm, and have NEVER been on the other side of the fence. I have several quality posts bashing Herm, and my current project is trying to rid Chiefs fans of Hermorrhoids.

There are many positions available in the Kriegsmarine or the Luftwaffe if you choose to 100% join.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Coach

There are many positions available in the Kriegsmarine or the Luftwaffe if you choose to 100% join.

Oh, I'm in... I'll do whatever is needed to bring down the clown.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Oh, I'm in... I'll do whatever is needed to bring down the clown.

To ensure that you can get the of the Luftwaffe

or

Lower Admiral of the Kriegsmarine, you must provide documents/evidence of your hatred towards the Hermines.

The more you provide evidence, the greater chance of you being promoted to a higher rank.

[Ultra Peanut]

I'd like to welcome Germ Warfare with open arms to the Ultra Peanut campaign, as they've been ensured the opportunity to enact whatever measures they deem appropriate in their efforts to exterminate certain menaces to society. I will, of course, have full plausible deniability, but rest assured that I support you troops.

Welcome to the team. We can do this.

[rad]

BTW, is Lance Corporal higher or lower than Corporal?